DIS: Welcome back to the 5th chapter of my Halloween fic! I hope you all will enjoy this chapter just as you may have enjoyed last chapter!
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Anzu sighed, sitting on the steps next to Mai. Marik was leaning on the stair's rail, his arms crossed, his eyes closed in deep thought.
"Alright, you geeks." Kaiba spoke up and they all looked up. "If you really want to save your stupid "friends", then you need to start looking for them instead of sitting her like the lazy asses you are!"
"But Kaiba," Anzu said, turning to him. "you know as well as we do that there's no way we can guarantee our safety up there. Already, too many things have happened to us."
"Oh yeah, and I'm a virgin." Kaiba said sarcastically.
"(O.o) Are you saying your not?" Mai asked, her eyes wide.
"Of course I'm not!"
"Really Kaiba, I don't know what woman would want to sleep with you." Atemu snickered.
"I'd like to know who'd want your bony ass, Atemu!" Kaiba growled.
"So, you look at my ass, do you?"
"DID I SAY THAT?"
"WELL YOU CALLED IT BONY, SO HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, EH KAIBA?!???"
"DON'T GET IN MY FACE, ATEMU!!" Kaiba said, getting in Atemu's face. Soon the two were clawing at each other like wild beasts. Everyone winced hearing the rather vulgar language coming from their mouths. Ryou went over to Anzu, sighing.
"Are you ok, Anzu?"
"Yeah, I'm just a little worried about Isis that's all." Marik speculated Ryou with a look of jealously. His lips turned in a sneer as he turned from the mongrel seated next to Anzu.
Stupid sweet-ass, muffin-head. Marik thought to himself.
"I heard that." Bakura said to Marik, smirking.
"Humph." Marik turned from Bakura in a stuck-up manner.
"What the hell kind of insult is that? Muffin head?" Bakura snickered at Marik's agitation.
"I know you don't want me riding our ass, Bakura." Marik snarled.
"Whatever." Marik's thin line of sanity snapped and he whipped to Bakura.
"IF YOU HAVE SOME SMART-ASS FUCKING COMMENT, THEN YOU'D BETTER SAY IT NOW, COS LET ME SAY THIS BAKURA, I AM NOT AFRAID TO SHOVE MAI OR ANZU'S BROOM UP YOUR ASS AND YOU KNOW I WILL!!!! SO YOU HAD BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK CLOSELY BECAUSE I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU GO SO RADAMN EASY, GOT THAT, SHIT-HEAD?!" Bakura was staring at Marik with wide-eyes as well as everyone else. Atemu and Kaiba had even stopped their brawling at Marik's shouting. Ryou and Yuugi's jaw was open in silent shock. Anzu and Mai looked at their brooms and back to Marik, who was breathing hard. He shoved Bakura out of his way and kicked both Kaiba and Atemu in the stomach as he passed them. They fumed, but decided that screaming at Marik now would not be a wise decision. Marik sulked in a dark corner, his arms crossed across his chest, silent.
"Yami, did you have to tick Marik off like that? He was doing so well too." Ryou whispered to Bakura.
"Fuck off." Bakura mumbled, glaring at the ground. Kaiba and Atemu got up, giving a side-long glare towards Marik, who glared right back at them and the others.
"Dat was freaky." Jou mumbled to his sister, who nodded in agreement.
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"...so you see, Fluffy needs another male to mate with. But not you, Malik!" Isis glared in Malik's direction.
"WHAT ELSE WAS IS SUPPOSE TO DO, PREY TELL?!"
"DON'T YOU DARE SCREAM AT ME, YOUNG MAN!"
"WHAT ARE YOU? MY MOTHER?!"
"NOT TECHNICALLY, BUT YES, I AM!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"THAT'D BE INCEST!"
"NOT THAT WAY, BITCH!"
"CALL ME A BITCH AGAIN, I DARE YOU TO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Silence fell as they breathed deeply. Isis had dropped Fluffy on the floor.
"Oh posh, I didn't mind what he did to me." Both jumped and looked down at Fluffy. For some odd reason the handgun had sparkling blue eyes and red lips. "Even though he stuck himself in my mouth."
"(O.O) WHAT THE FUCK?" Malik stared, his eyes bug-eyed.
"Come, come! Such language isn't appropriate for us fragile ladies." All of a sudden, Fluffy spurted two arms and two legs. Malik's jaw dropped. Isis' eyes practically popped out of her skull. "Bloody hell, this place is a wreck, isn't it? Oh dear, we all should get back to our friends, shall we?" Fluffy toddled ahead of the siblings. Malik and Isis looked at each other, stunned, then followed Fluffy.
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"Yoo-hoo!" Anzu looked up hearing a foreign British voice.
"Uh, did anyone just hear that?" Anzu said uncertainly.
"Oh blast! I'm just so tiny!"
"Isis, Malik!" Shizuka suddenly exclaimed. "Where were you?"
"Er, we don't even know how we got out." Malik said, rubbing his head.
"(O.o) Huh?"
"Fluffy brought us to you." Isis said proudly and pointed to Fluffy. Fluffy smiled and waved at them.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Bakura, Marik, Jou, and Atemu shouted.
"Oh well, must I explain?" The handgun said, heaving a sigh.
"That's something you don't see every day." Kaiba commented, raising his eyebrows.
"Radammit, I want an explanation!" Marik demanded, picking up Fluffy.
"Oh please!" Fluffy giggled. "Your brother's already screwed me, not you too?"
"(O.o)" Marik had a rather bizarre look on his face. "Where's the off button for this thing, Isis?"
"(-.-) Don't bother, I already tried." Malik mumbled. Anzu sighed, adjusting her witch's hat.
"Listen, I'm tired you guys, can we find a place to sleep?" Isis smirked at Anzu's question.
"Of course. We'll stay in the same groups. Come on you two." Marik glared at Fluffy, before dropping her.
"Bloody hell! You need to be gentle with me, pal!" Fluffy shook a fist at him from her position on the floor.
"Want me to throw you into the wall?" Marik snarled.
"(OO) No."
"Then shut the fuck up."
"Marik!" Isis and Anzu snapped at the same time. He shrugged.
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"I don't want to be in this suck-ass group." Bakura grumbled. "I wouldn't mind changing spots with Marik." He glared at Shizuka. "It's better than being with this whiny bitch." (A/N: Sorry to Shizuka-fans, but I hate her guts!) Tears formed in Shizuka's eyes. He rolled his eyes. "Oh please, if you start to cry I'm going to have to gut you." He took out a dagger and she lung herself on Atemu, who glared at Bakura. Bakura snickered. "stupid wench!"
"Er, let's find a place to sleep you guys." Yuugi mumbled. Ryou nodded jerkily.
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"I'm sleeping with Mai, so don't even think about it, moneybags." Jou said, glaring at Kaiba, who arched an eyebrow.
"Think about what, mini-poodle?"
"You know what, you discriminate against dogs." Mai accused, frowning at Kaiba. Kaiba stared at her like she was had hit him emotionally.
"Stupid slutty bitch-dog."
Mai and Jou sweat dropped.
"What a weakling. Oh look, this room has two rooms. It even looks clean!" Mokuba commented. "For once, humph." He was obviously not at all phased.
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Marik growled at Isis. "Repeat that to me, Isis."
"I think that you and Anzu should go looking for a room, we'll be fine. I think I saw Mokuba, Kaiba, Mai and Jou go in a room down there." Isis pointed. "And the others found rooms too. So you and Anzu go and find one suitable. Fluffy and I are going to find one, come on Malik." Malik glared at Marik.
"Lucky bastard." Malik mumbled. Anzu blinked. They were silent.
"Well, let's go Marik."
"The hell if I will!"
"Marik, stop being immature, come on!" He glared at her and followed her into a room where a big Victorian bed was. "Well this seems clean enough." She brought the covers up and sighed in relief.
"Fine, but I'm going to get out of here first thing morrow morning."
"Whatever, I just want sleep." They crawled in and immediately the rest of the YGO gang heard their bickering. But to those that weren't in the room, it sounded far from bickering.
"HEY! Knock it off, Marik!"
"I didn't do anything!"
Squish!
"OMG, RAPE!!"
"RAPE? MAZAKI SHUT UP, I AM FAR FROM RAPING YOU!"
"AWWW! SOMEONE HELP, HE'S MOLESTING ME!"
"I'M NOT EVEN TOUCHING YOU!!"
Sqqqquuueeezzzeee
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! THAT HURT, DAMMIT!"
"HUH? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO SQUEEZE MY BUTT, TRY AND BE GENTLE!"
"(XoX) I beg your pardon?! I didn't squeeze your ass, Mazaki!"
"Oh, right, like I'm going to believe that!"
Smooch!
"AWWWWWWWWWWW! DID YOU JUST KISS ME?"
"W-W-WHAT...? NO I DID NOT!"
"LIAR!"
Malik twitched, hearing the conversation. He groaned and pulled the pillow over his head.
"What the hell is your problem?! If you wanted to have sex, you could have just said so."
"YOU PERVERT!"
Smack!
"OW! I HOPE THAT WASN'T MEANT AS A KINK, MAZAKI!"
"I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!"
"FINE! ANZU!"
"That's better!"
"Why? So I can moan it when we fuck?" Marik's tone of voice was sarcastic.
"Shut up you giant perv! I'm tired and I need my beauty sleep!" Silence, then, "Oh real mature, Marik, real mature!" Silence again.
"Well that wasn't any more mature." Marik grunted.
"It sure as hell was!"
"Don't you cuss at me, wench!"
"You cuss at me all the time, why shouldn't I be able to?!"
"BECAUSE THE MAN IS THE DOMINANT ONE!"
"DOMINANT? WE'LL SEE WHO'S DOMINANT, YOU WANNA-BE!"
"Um, yami?" Yuugi asked uncertainly. Atemu's eyes were popping open at the noises made from Anzu and Marik's room. The YGO gang didn't realize that they were wrestling and not...having sex.
"Erm, yes?"
"When do you suppose they're gonna stop?"
"Uh..."
"MARIK!" It was more of a gasp then a shout. Atemu winced.
"I'm not exactly sure."
"What the hell are you doing, Mazaki? Are you—"
Crunch!
"OH HOLY HELL! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT WAS?"
"Ugh, NOW I DO. IT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN POPPING OUT!"
"I CAN'T CONTROL IT!"
"Wow, that must be pretty kinky sex." Fluffy commented. Malik growled at her. Isis' face was a blushing berry red.
This was going to be a long night...
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DIS: (sweat drop) That was all I could think of at the moment. I hope it was good enough for you guys. May of things most likely aren't what you think they are. Actually, it depends on what you think they are.(O.o) Anyway, please review and again, I'd love ideas. See ya'll!