DIS: It is so after Halloween. Fortunately, this fic has maybe one chapter left after this one. I think...(shrug) Thanks to everyone who reviewed. Enjoy!
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"Shhh!" Atemu said, putting a finger to his lips. Yuugi, Bakura, Ryou and Shizuka crept silently behind him. Atemu tip-toed over to a door and creaked it open.
"(snore) Stupid Pharaoh...(snore) Stupid Tomb Robber, eat my dust...(snore) I need sex! (snore) Anzu, fuck me...(snore)" They looked at each other, their eyes wide. Was it obvious that Marik had the hots for Anzu or what? They grinned and slid into the room. "(snore) I see dead people, hehehe...hehehe...hehehe...(snore)" They surrounded the bed and Yuugi and Ryou fidgeted nervously.
"You guys go ahead, but I'm not doing this." Shizuka whispered.
"I agree!" Ryou and Yuugi whispered.
"You're doing it." Bakura growled to Ryou, grabbing his hair. Ryou flinched and nodded. "Okay, one, two—"
"(snore) Touch me and die, you moronic fools."
"(OO)" Bakura and Atemu looked at each other, their eyes bugged out.
"You shouldn't play tricks on people."
"(OO) Okay, which one of you said that?" Shizuka whispered. All of a sudden, a huge blade swung past them.
"AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!" They all ducked.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Marik jumped awake and some of his bangs got sliced by the blade. His eyes bugged out and he tried waking Anzu. "Wake up, Mazaki!!!"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"(Oo) Oh shit, maybe someone raped her in her sleep and she's so exhausted she won't wake up?"
"TEE-HEE, HEE, HEE, HEE, HEE!"
"(OO''''''') Okay, who laughed?"
"Eh?" Anzu blinked and sat up. "(OO) What is THAT?" She pointed at the ugly-looking lady. They all turned.
"HOLY MOTHER OF HELL, IT'S BLOODY MARY!" Ryou screeched.
"AWW!" Anzu threw herself at Marik, her eyes wide. "Kill her, Marik!!"
"WHAT? Me? Have the Pharaoh kill her!"
"NO WAY IN HELL!" Atemu shrieked and grabbing Shizuka, he ran the hell out of there!
"ATEMU!" Yuugi followed him.
"I'm too young to die!" Ryou wailed.
"I do believe in Bloody Mary, I do believe in Bloody Mary, I DO BELIEVE IN BLOODY MARY!" Anzu mumbled.
"Don't say that!! That'll just—AW SHIT! Screw it!" Marik grabbed Anzu, threw her on his shoulders and dodging the blade, hauled ass out of there! Bakura and Ryou followed suit, Ryou wailing.
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"Gee, thanks Atemu, you sure were a lot of help." Anzu said sarcastically.
"Yeah, really, take Shizuka and not me!" Yuugi growled at his yami.
"Shizuka's more important."
"ATEMU!" Yuugi lunged at him, his small hands securing around his neck.
"GAK!! SOMEONE HELP!!!"
"He can't breathe." Ryou pointed out.
"So?" Marik and Bakura asked, raising an eyebrow. "Not my dilemma."
"Anzu?" Ryou turned to her for guidance.
"He could have took me too." She humphed, crossing her arms. "Were it Marik, I might actually help."
"(oO) Do you love him or something?"
"(OO) I DID NOT SAY THAT!"
"Yuugi, come on, get off him!" Shizuka wrenched the insane boy off Atemu.
"I'M GONNA SEND YOU ALL THE WAY BACK TO TIMBUKTU!!!" Yuugi shrieked.
"(o.o) (breathe) What...(breathe) is...(breathe) that...? (breathe)" Atemu gasped out.
"Your mom." Marik spat. (A/N: I always say that when someone asks me something that starts with 'what or who'. I always answer 'Your mom'.)
"(oO) Really?" Atemu's eyes filled with tears. "Mommy!!" He hugged Yuugi then, who blinked.
"Maybe you shouldn't have said that." Anzu said to Marik.
"Did I ask for your opinion?"
"Well, no, but—"
"Then don't give one."
"I was only saying that—"
"Then stop saying things."
"But I—"
"Are you deaf, Mazaki? I said—"
"I told you last night to call me by my last name!!"
"Speaking of last night..." Bakura suddenly said. "What the hell was poking out that you bit, Mazaki? (oO)"
"Call me by my name." She said frozenly.
"Fine, Anzu. So what did you bite?" Marik sweated nervously.
"Nothing!" He said quickly. Anzu turned to him, raising an eyebrow.
"Speaking of which, once I get out of here, I'm going to brush my teeth really good and wash my mouth out."
"(OO)" Bakura coughed at that. "So, er, what...Did you bite?" She whispered it in Bakura's ear and his eyes bugged out.
"WHAT...?" Bakura just stared at her.
"Why are you looking at me like that?! It was an accident!" Marik glared at her.
"Strange. You seemed rather reluctant to let...it go."
"IT?" Ryou yelped, his eyes wide.
"HEY! SHUT UP!" Anzu slapped him over the head, her face red. "You promised that you wouldn't bring it up again!"
"I rarely keep promises." He said, eyeing her with narrowed eyes.
"Humph, well it was your fault in the first place."
"My fault?! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN RUBBING AGAINST ME!"
"(XoX) I beg your pardon...?" Atemu said in horror.
"(OO) I wasn't! YOU STARTED IT!"
"I DID NOT!"
"Did too!"
"Have you ever been to Sex Ed?!"
"Yes...Why?"
"Well then you would know that when a man gets horny his...er...well...(cough)"
"Penis?" Shizuka filled the word in for him. They all fell silent, staring at her.
"(OO) Um...um...um..." Marik tried to talk, but that was the only word that would come out. "Er, well, uh, yes...Uh, that will get, er...uh..."
"Hard?" Shizuka filled the word in for him once again.
"(XoX) YES...And so...you should have guessed that I would be horny with you rubbing against me IN A BED."
"(--) So in lesser words, you were horny and needed me to fix that?"
"(OO) It was up to you. And you had no problem with going down there to fix it for me!"
"WHAT?????????????" Atemu, Shizuka, Yuugi, Ryou and Bakura shouted, gapping in horror.
"You idiot!" Anzu slapped him upside the head.
"What's the commotion out here?" Kaiba sneered, coming out, rubbing his head.
"Yeah, really, I was tryin' ta sleep!" Jou snapped angrily. Mai sighed, resting her head on his shoulder. Mokuba glared at them all, looking cranky.
"Oh Anzu was just telling us how her night was." Bakura said, smirking and eyeing the two. Kaiba blinked and looked over at Anzu.
"What...?"
"NOTHING!" Both Anzu and Marik shouted in unison.
"SHUT UP OUT THERE!" Fluffy shrieked from the room.
"COME AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!" Marik challenged the hand gun. The hand gun came out, Isis and Malik following. Isis snatched Fluffy up.
"Ignore the perverted bastard." Isis said, sighing. Malik grumbled something incoherent and yawned.
"So what're you guys talking about now?" Malik asked, rubbing his blonde locks.
"Anzu and Marik's night last night. They were just filling in the details of having sex." Shizuka explained.
"SHIZUKA!" Anzu cried, her face going the darkest red in history.
"So, when's the baby due?" Kaiba asked, not really understanding what was going on.
"(Oo) We didn't have sex." Marik pointed out. "She just s—" Anzu lunged at him, knocking him to the ground.
"SHUT. UP. MARIK!" She pressed her hand hard on his mouth. He glared at her and licked her hand. She yelped and jerked her hand back.
"(--) I don't even want to know." Malik grumbled, glaring over at the two.
"Hear that?" Yuugi asked them.
"Er, no." Ryou said uncertainly.
"Exactly. Bloody Mary must be gone." Yuugi said triumphantly. They walked over to the room and Bloody Mary was still there, leering at them.
"Remind me never to take Yuugi's advice again." Mai grumbled.
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DIS: (sweat drop) That was a really perverted chapter. I hadn't even expected it to come out that way. The original chapter I had made sucked, so I re-did it and I didn't think it was going to be like this, I swear it! Anyway, please review and it'd be nice if you sent in any ideas you had. See ya next chapter!