DIS: Thanks to everyone who reviewed! Man, it's about time I finished this fic. (-.-) I was hoping to make a Christmas fic this year, but—
Marik: You told yourself and us that you would make one last year and you did the same this year! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?!
DIS: (XoX) I'm sorry, but I always want to make a Halloween fic and I get mixed up that!
Marik: If you don't make one next year, I swear I'm going to go insane!
DIS: (oO) Next year? I don't really know if I'm going to be on next year. I'll be in highschool.
Marik: Maybe I didn't make it clear for you...(glare)
DIS: (sweat drop) (to the reviewers) Then again, I told myself I'd quit this year and that didn't go well. I kept making new fics. I'll probably be on here for a long time.
Marik: Until she realizes how pathetic she is.
DIS: (-.-) You are such an ass, Marik.
Marik: (snorts) An adorable ass.
DIS: (OO) He has a huge ego. Well, here's the last and final chapter! Enjoy!
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They walked over to the room and Bloody Mary was still there, leering at them.
"Remind me never to take Yuugi's advice again." Mai grumbled.
"I can go with that." Marik said, shrugging.
"HEY!"
SLAP!
YGO gang: (OO) ANZU!
"He squeezed my butt, what do you expect?!!" Anzu snapped at them. Marik rubbed his cheek, wincing. Bloody Mary stared at them like they were stupid.
"Damn woman! I thought we were over all that insecurity part!"
"(OO) Excuse me?!"
"Er, okay, maybe I should tell you this." Marik said slowly, then he took her hands. "Anzu, you make me warm inside and make my tongue swell up." He paused. "And you make me hard and rigid."
"(-.-)Is that supposed to be romantic?" Fluffy asked.
"It's Marik's term of romantic." Isis told her.
"Um, that's thoughtful of you."
"Am I suddenly invisible?" Bloody Mary asked them, impatient. "I was queen you know!"
"I was Pharaoh!" Atemu said, his eyes going wide. "I command you to become Bloody Mary!"
"I already—" Poof!
"Awesome!" Atemu picked up the Bloody Mary and yelped, dropping the cup.
"Eww, are those her eyes?!" Shizuka asked, wrinkling her nose.
"(OO) Uh, her eyes weren't pink." Ryou pointed out. They were silent as they peered closer. Then comments started...
"DUUDE! THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
"OH GROSS, I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT! WHY ARE THEY PIERCED?"
"MY EYES! MY INNOCENT VIRGIN EYES!"
"Oh please, you practically lost your virginity last night."
DEAD SILENCE.
"YOU ASS!" Anzu slapped Kaiba across the head, glaring. Marik snickered. He had planned on saying that, but he knew better than to piss Anzu off. Especially with bringing that up.
"Anzu?" Marik said slowly. "If we die, I want you to know that I love me."
"(-.-) You are so rude, Marik, it's not even funny."
Dammit, why did it come out that way? I hate women...Well, I hate their emotions.
"Good going, yami." Malik said, grinning.
"Can we just go?! I want to go home!" Shizuka whined.
"SHUT UP!" Marik, Malik and Bakura shouted.
"Ra, what is your problem? NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU WANT!" Bakura growled in annoyance.
"Shut up, really. Your voice is annoying." Malik said, glaring.
"If you're not me, don't talk." Marik said.
Everyone: (OO''')
"Dammit, that's not what I meant!"
"You're more egotistical then Kaiba." Isis said, raising her eyebrows.
"HEY!" Kaiba glared over at her.
"I'm just being honest." Isis said, shrugging.
"Well don't!"
"But if I lie, I got to hell."
"So what? All of us are eventually going to hell except those Mormon asses!" (A/N: No offense to anyone who's Mormon.)
"Yeah, I agree! Let's all go screw sexy bitches!" Everyone looked over at Mokuba, who, frankly, looked like he was high. Unknown to them, Fluffy was the one who sold him the dope. Naughty handgun!
"MOKUBA!" Kaiba gasped in surprise.
"Don't talk to me, monkey-rapist!"
"(OO) Someone talk some sense into him!"
"Yeah, come here Mai and let me play with you!" He grinned, taking a dildo out of his pocket.
"(o.O) Jou, Mokuba's coming onto me!!" Mai said, freaked out.
"Or maybe one of you virgins?" Mokuba turned to Shizuka and Anzu.
"Touch her and die, kid." Marik growled, glaring. Yami did the same with Shizuka, except not glaring. He was too much of a chicken shit too. (sweat drop)
"I always did like older women in my bed." Mokuba purred, putting an arm around Isis' legs. "These things really make bitches moan too." He waved the dildo in her face.
"HEY! Get away from my sister, you little pervert! You're almost worse than me!"
"But—"
"OMG, WHAT IS THAT?" They all turned and saw a dark figure in the shadows, then it revealed itself as...Pegasus!
"Pegasus?" Kaiba blinked. The freaky gay man grinned and brought his hand put from behind his back to show Freddy hands with razor sharp claws! Then, suddenly, Bandit Keith came up from behind him with a chainsaw and a Jason mask!
"HOOLLLYYY SHHIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!" Atemu screamed. He grabbed them all, hauling ass downstairs, screaming like a little girl.
"YOU'RE GOING TOO SLOW!" Marik yelled at Anzu, who was behind him. Pegasus nearly got her if Marik hadn't grabbed her. He hauled her on his shoulders and ran ahead of everyone, near to pissing his pants.
"AWW!! DEY'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED!" Jou shrieked, holding Mai bridal-style. "I WANT MY MOMMY! OR MY DADDY, WHICHEVER ONE'S BETTER!"
"SHIT, MY SHOE'S UNTIED!" Malik said to Bakura.
"WHAT AM I? YOUR BUTLER! FUCK THAT!" Bakura ran faster and Malik gave a nervous whine. He halted and bent down, tying his laces, making Pegasus and Keith trip over him and fall down the stairs. The other YGO members halted and looked in horror as Pegasus and Keith looked up at them.
YGO gang: UP!
So they then proceeded upstairs.
"Hey, wait—" Isis grabbed Malik, dragging him up the stairs to the attic. Keith tried to saw off his leg and with a yelp, Malik jumped up on his feet, running with Isis.
"This is bullshit!" Malik told her.
"YOU LOOK LIKE BULLSHIT!" Fluffy told him from Isis' shoulder.
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"Where'd they go?" Honda panted.
"Who cares? Let's get these boards off the window!" Kaiba said. Jou and Yuugi pulled the boards off. Jou poked his head out and gulped at the height.
"Any of you wanna jump?" He asked nervously.
"How high is it?" Anzu asked.
"Uh, high." They heard the chainsaw from the bottom of the attic stairs and gulped. "Let's go!" Each one of them jumped and the last was Anzu, who hesitated.
"I'll catch you, if that makes you feel any better!" Marik called up to her.
"Umm, a little." Pegasus burst open the door and she slipped. "EEK!"
"Shit! Uhhh..." Marik went to one side and she fell right on top of him. "Ow."
"BLAST YOU PETER PAN!" Pegasus yelled from above.
"(OO) Peter Pan?" They all repeated. When they all looked up, Keith was singing the song from 'Beauty and the Beast' as Pegasus danced to it. "(XoX) Oh boy..."
"Let's just go home, guys." Yuugi said, sighing.
"I agree, mate. I don't want to see what happens—"Ryou was cut off by Pegasus' shout.
"TRUST, FAITH AND PIXIE DUST!" Pegasus shouted and lunged from the window. "I SHALL FLY, PETER PAN!"
SLAM!
They all winced as Pegasus landed on the rocky dirt.
"NO! BEAST, DON'T DIE, I LOVE YOU! NOOO! THE LAST PETAL'S FALLEN! I LOOOOVEEE YOU THOUGH!" Keith jumped then, right on Pegasus and both were either dead...or unconscious.
"(OO) Okay, uh, let's just walk away slowly." Malik advised. They hurried down the sidewalk. As they slowed down, Marik thought up Anzu's name many times and then turned to her. Anzu raised an eyebrow in question.
"Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me." Marik said.
"(-.-) Don't talk to me, jerk." Anzu said and walked faster so she was by Mai and Yuugi.
"(OO) WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING OUT LIKE THAT?!"
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The YGO gang went to Yuugi's house and collapsed in his living room with exhaustion.
"Where have you kids been?" Sugoroku asked, coming in.
"We were fucking bitches!" Mokuba told him.
"(OO) WHAT?!"
"Grandpa, don't listen to him." Atemu said hastily. "He hasn't been himself lately. I think he might be infested."
"INFESTED?!"
"Atemu, you're just making things—"
THUMP.
"—worse." Yuugi finished, smacking his forehead. Honda poked Sugoroku's unconscious body. After Atemu and Yuugi took Sugoroku to his bed, they returned with some pops.
"Ah, I've been dehydrated for so long." Anzu said. "I'm just glad my mouth didn't get any blisters."
"Blisters?" Shizuka repeated, blinking.
"Anzu, don't infest my Shizuka with your dirty words!" Atemu snapped.
"(OO) I wasn't—"
"No! Don't talk to my girlfriend!"
"GIRLFRIEND?" Kaiba and Jou repeated.
"You're going to date a mutt?" Kaiba asked.
"MY SISTER?"
"Yes." Atemu replied, blinking.
"OI!" Jou fainted.
"Poor Jou." Mai said, sighing.
"Whatever, we're going home." Otogi said, standing up. "Come on, Honda."
"Yes, Otogi." Honda mumbled and followed his boyfriend.
"SEE YA FAGS, HAHAHAHA!" Mokuba laughed, shoving candy in his mouth.
"I better take Mokuba home too. He's getting too crazy for my tastes." Kaiba grunted and grabbed Mokuba.
"BE SURE TO FUCK LOTS OF—" Kaiba slammed the door on his words.
"I have an idea what he was going to say." Marik said, taking a bite of his candy bar.
"Yes, I suppose you would." Anzu said, sniffing.
"He said it enough times."
"Humph." Marik glared at her and mumbled to himself, munching on his candy.
"I better get home before my dad worries, old chaps." Ryou said, standing up. "Are you coming with Bakura?" Bakura shrugged.
"Yeah, sure, I need to beat you at home for taking me to this after all." Ryou's face fell and he paled.
"Bloody hell."
"Have fun." Malik said, snickering.
"Unnghh..." Jou woke up, rubbing his head.
"Come on, big brother, its time to go home." Shizuka said as she and Mai heaved him up. "Bye guys!"
"Well, it looks like it's time for us to go, you two." Isis said. "Oh, wait." Isis looked at her handgun. "Fluffy..."
"Oh, Isis, I'm sorry about Fluffy." Yuugi said.
"What's that?" Fluffy asked. "Just because I got scraped isn't anything to be bloody sad about! It'll heal eventually!" Isis shrugged.
"If you say so." Isis said and stood up, stretching. "We had a super time, Yuugi, truly."
"It was good having you along." Atemu said sincerely.
"Come on." Marik said gruffly to Anzu, helping her up. "We'll give you a ride." Anzu smirked.
"Are you sure you wouldn't prefer to stay over, Marik? My parents aren't home, after all." Marik looked thoughtful.
"Sure, we need to finish what we started."
Atemu and Yuugi: (OO)
"Bye Yuugi!" Anzu waved from the warmth of Marik's arms. After they were gone, Yuugi turned to Atemu.
"We should do this more often." He said, grinning.
"Oh? Why's that?"
"Because you don't see Anzu acting like a whore every day." He paused. "Or get to see her panties." Atemu's eyes bugged out.
"YUUGI!"
"What?" Blink, blink.
"I didn't think you had it in you!"
"Huh?"
"So, who do you want to screw?'
"(OO) Uh..."
"If it's Shizuka, you're dead little one." He paused. "TELL ME!"
"(-.-) Goodnight, Atemu." Yuugi said, walking over to their bedroom.
"Tell me, Yuugi! I won't tell! I promise! Is it Anzu? You must really like her panties, if so. Or is it..." And so the chaotic Halloween has ended for the YGO gang with a somewhat happy ending.
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DIS: I like how that came out. This chapter wasn't all too bad. ( ) Mokuba's a naughty little boy, lol. I'll be coming out with a Valentine fic too! Please review and thanks to everyone who read this!