A/N: (At the moment i am re posting all chapters this is the second i ahev been through) Well thank you reviewers for last chapter I'm very grateful, I dedicate my chapters to reviewers so this chapter is dedicated to you ddtrunks77, and SamanthaRiddle12, review please.
Chapter 2.
Hermione nervously approached the gloomy oak doors of Professor Snape's dungeon classroom and entered moving onto his office door knocking cautiously not wanting to anger her professor anymore than she might have.
"Enter." Commanded a rather monotonous voice.
"Sir, I...I...I'm here for m...my..." Stuttered Hermione still embarrassed about the events that had occurred earlier.
"I know what you're here for! You however do not!" Sneered Snape.
Hermione opened her mouth to speak but was immediately cut off by Snape.
"Though your earlier thoughts were highly embarrassing that is not why you are here." Said Snape brazenly.
"Embarrassing, you should be embarrassed for listening in to my thoughts, your lucky I did not report you to Professor Dumbledore." Said Hermione absolutely outraged patches of pink appearing in her cheeks as evidence of her anger.
"And tell him what exactly?" Asked Snape a sneer playing across his features. "We are not here to say whose fault it is! You are in actual fact here to help me with my act which Dumbledore has forced me to participate in on Sunday, I do not intend to embarrass myself."
"Who did Professor Dumbledore choose for you?" Asked Hermione.
"Has he told you that he is choosing for all teachers?" Asked Snape.
"No I heard. So who'd he choose?" Pressed Hermione.
"Sam Kinison." Muttered Snape.
"Sam Kinison, which song?" Squealed Hermione, unable to hide her excitement.
"Wild Thing." Growled Snape. "And don't worry I've already sent a complaint to the headmaster informing him I will only cooperate if the Head Boy and Girl are forced to sing a song he chooses." Said Snape with satisfaction.
"But I've already found a costume!" Said Hermione outraged.
"Yes well return it, or even better transfigure it! That clever little head of yours has to think of something." Snickered Snape.
Green flames emerged in the fireplace and in came an owl with a letter and on it the Hogwarts seal, and written in green ink was the name, it was addressed to Snape.
Dear Severus,
I have read your complaint and I agree, I find it is a brilliant idea.
Albus Dumbledore.
Snape smirked at this. "Well Miss Granger I see my complaint has worked."
Another owl flew in through the fireplace and its letter landed in Hermione's lap.
"No way, I can't believe this." Hermione moaned as she read the letter.
"I can finally sleep the headmaster has successfully managed to annoy his favourite student." Smirked Snape.
"Well Miss Granger who is it." Asked Snape innocently.
"I guess you'll just have to wait and see on Sunday." Smiled Hermione.
In one swift movement Snape was barely centimetres from Hermione's face, "Is that so Miss Granger?" The smell of her hair was fulfilling for Snape and he wanted to stay in that position forever.
"It is Sir." Said Hermione looking up into the bottomless pitch black coals for eyes of Severus Snape, with a flicker of excitement playing behind her hazel brown eyes. He loved the way she played on the word sir.
As if gaining some control over himself, Snape walked over to his desk, mentally slapping himself.
"Well Miss Granger we don't have all day. I believe you have to begin helping me." Said Snape in his usual silky voice.
"I guess i must have misheard the please, Sevvy" Said Hermione.
"Don't ever call me Sevvy!"
A/N: Well that was enough for this chapter. Out of both stories this is definitely my favourite chapter to write, review please.