A/N: Thank you once again for your response to my story. Yes this is the singing competition chapter but remember there are stages so it won't be all of it (some will be new songs that wouldn't have been around), oh yeah because I'm British I'll write words like sympathise with an s not sympathize, so don't flame me for mistakes Professor Bloom is not Orlando Bloom (shame) In Harry's song I'm going to beep out some words, one is a word I hate because it originated from racism but it isn't a racist song you want to know what it is go check it up on az lyrics or something, thanks.
Thank you to sassy-diva2004: glad you like it.
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HPFanatic04: I can't assure you she will choose Draco because that is the mystery lol.
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Chapter 4.
Saturday Evening.
"So M...Draco, have you been to see Dumbledore yet?" Asked Hermione.
"Well yes, he said he could see that already, he knew I wasn't my fathers son really." Said Draco.
"Oh okay." Said Hermione unsure of what to say, resulting in an uncomfortable silence, seven years of hatred, so hard to forget, so many questions yet so unsure of what to ask.
"Hermione look I know this is rather strange and hard to acknowledge, but this is the real me. I do not want to terrorise muggles just because they are different to us, I don't believe it is acceptable to kill for sport, I would never give the birthday present my father gave me to any living human being, not even my worst enemy." Said Draco with a shiver.
"I respect that, Draco, I really do. I'm glad your not your father and have no interest in the dark arts after all it's better to be friends rather than enemies." Said Hermione unsure whether to ask him or not.
"Look Hermione just ask I can see you've turned quiet and look like you are going to explode if you don't." Said Draco calmly.
"Well...I wanted to know what your father gave you as a birthday present." Said Hermione. "If you don't mind." She added hastily.
"Well It was my fifteenth birthday and my father was really happy about something. I wasn't sure why this was, anyway I soon found out. He told me he thought it was the best thing a father could ever do for his son, he took me into a room there unconscious on a bed was a teenage muggle girl, none to surprisingly the next thing he did was walk over to the bed, says enervate and he begins well you know, when he was finished with her he told me it was my go..." Said Draco through a cracking voice full of sorrow.
"How did you get out of that one? I mean surely if you were good at that point you would have thought of an excuse right?" Asked Hermione afraid of what his answer might be.
"Why do you take me for? Of course I did! I told him I didn't want a mudblood fouling my lower regions and that I was sick looking at her never mind entering her." Replied Draco.
"Didn't your father take offence in this?" Asked Hermione slightly affronted by Draco's quick defence of himself.
"At first I thought he would but he laughed and said I would be a great death eater someday, but that I must learn that sometimes we'll do anything for the dark arts, it's getting rather late Hermione, I think I'll retire for now, we do have the contest tomorrow."
"Yeah sure." Said Hermione slightly crestfallen by his sudden need for rest but sympathising all the same.
Sunday Afternoon.
"Dear Students and Professors, I am glad to see that so many of you have entered yourselves into this competition, we cannot live in despair and competitions like these are exactly what the wizarding world need to have. We must focus on keeping ourselves as normal as ever, (though always vigilant) even though there are problems surrounding us, I will not bore you with my long speech. Without further ado let us get on with the show, I would like you to give a round of applause for our hosts Colin and Dennis Creevey." Spoke Professor Dumbledore.
"Thank you Professor, Sir." Said an excited Colin Creevey.
"We would like to introduce you to our panel of judges who are part of the staff and thought it best if they were to give their critics instead of signing they are Professor Vector, Professor McGonagal, Professor Sprout, Professor Bloom (DADA) and the delightfully enchanting Professor Sinistra." Piped up little Dennis.
"Now the contest will be stages, five people will be selected to go into the semi finals depending on the marks the panel of judges give them and than two to go onto the finals." Explained Colin.
"Now without further delay our opening act will be our own Professor Dumbledore with Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers." Announce little Dennis.
Oh, my love
My darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love to me
Lonely rivers flow
To the sea, to the sea
To the open arms of the sea
Lonely rivers sigh
Wait for me, wait for me
I'll be coming home
Wait for me
Oh, my love
My darling
I've hungered, hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love to me.
And as Dumbledore finished singing the last note, badly, the sea of students burst into applause. Vector shot a ribbon out of the end of her wand forming a polite 3 out of 10. Professor McGonagal doing the same giving him a 2. Professor Sprout 3, Professor Bloom 1, Professor Sinistra 2 and a half.
"Thank you Professor Dumbledore, Step up onto the stage Professor Flitwick, the teapot song which incidentally is a favourite of Professor Dumbledore wont be sung on it's own." Laughed Colin unable to contain himself.
I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can change my handle to my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out
There was an uncontrollable wave of laughter throughout the hall though whether it was to do with the teapot outfit, poor Professor Flitwick was wearing or the song itself that caused it, was unknown. Many jeers from the Slytherin table could be heard and Crabbe was rolling on the floor with uncontrollable fits of laughter.
Vector gave him a surprising 5, McGonagal who seemed to sympathise gave an 8, Sprout 4, Bloom 4, Sinistra who seemed to be enjoying his performance 9.
"Thank you Professor Flitwick, Professor Trelawny would you like to take your place on the stage, Singing My guy, from the soundtrack of sister act."
Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)
Vrs1:
I know you want it.
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for,
They lose their minds, The way I wind,
I think it's time.
Vamp: (La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting,
Chorus:
Vrs2:
I can see you're on it.
You want me to teach the,
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know thieves get caught,
Watch if you're smart
Vamp:
Chorus:
Bridge:
Oh, Once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within
Spoken:
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent
Vamp:
Chorus:
The student body and teachers alike were looking severely traumatised, Trelawny seemed not to notice.
Colin and Dennis both seemed to be recovering from shock, so the teachers gave their marks anyway. Vector shot a ribbon out of the end of her wand forming a 0. Professor McGonagal 0. Professor Sprout 0, Professor Bloom 0, Professor Sinistra 0.
"Um, well that was so very unexpected, singing Milkshake, that was Professor Trelawny." Said Colin slightly recovered but still green in the face.
"Well the last teacher act of tonight, Professor Snape singing Wild Thing by Sam Kinison."
(Refrain:)
Wild thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything...groovy
Wild thing
Wild thing, I...think I love you
But I wanna know for sure
So come on, and hold me tight
I love you
(Refrain)
Wild thing, I...think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on, and hold me tight
You move me
(Refrain)
Come on, come on, wild thing
Shake it, shake it, wild thing
Hermione clapped the hardest not only had he managed all the moves, but he looked the part as well. The Slytherins were crying for him to go again. Snape however paid no attention to them and continued walking off stage.
Vector shot a ribbon out of the end of her wand forming an 8. Professor McGonagal 10. Professor Sprout 9, Professor Bloom 10, Professor Sinistra 8.
"Excellent, that is definitely something I never thought I'd see!" Said Colin.
"Well it's time for the students will you please give a round of applause for Hogwarts Head Boy Draco Malfoy, singing Breaking The Habit, by Linkin Park."
Memories consume
Like opening the wound
I'm picking me apart again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to start again
Bridge:
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
Chorus:
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
Clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Than anytime before
I had no options left again
Bridge:
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
Chorus:
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
Bridge:
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
Chorus:
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
"That's MY BABY!" Shrieked Pansy, which Draco seemed severely annoyed about.
Hermione was smiling and clapping, he did look very good, his hair wasn't slicked back, it was falling onto his face and eyes. His skin seemed to be glowing no longer the pail shade it was, and his eyes were no longer watery and the brilliant blue began to show, had Draco been changing all these years and her ever-growing hate blinded her from noticing how (dare she think it?) handsome he had become?
Vector shot a ribbon out of the end of her wand forming an 10. Professor McGonagal 8. Professor Sprout 7, Professor Bloom 7, Professor Sinistra 9.
"That's MY BABY!" Shrieked Pansy, which Draco seemed severely annoyed about.
Hermione was smiling and clapping, he did look very good, his hair wasn't slicked back, it was falling onto his face and eyes. His skin seemed to be glowing no longer the pail shade it was, and his eyes were no longer watery and the brilliant blue began to show, had Draco been changing all these years and her ever-growing hate blinded her from noticing how (dare she think it?) handsome he had become?
Vector shot a ribbon out of the end of her wand forming an 10. Professor McGonagal 8. Professor Sprout 7, Professor Bloom 7, Professor Sinistra 9.
"Well done, now for Gryffindors pride, our Head Girl Hermione Granger, as for the song you'll see."
Hermione stepped onto the stage, wearing black leather trousers and a black top. Her hair was no longer the bush it was from first year to fifth and the Hogwarts boys had not failed to notice it, the ugly duckling that was Hermione, now proved to be the façade of a swan. Her had learnt to tame itself during the summer between fifth and sixth year. Of course Hermione had never been considered horrific, her appearance in her fourth year's Yule Ball had made certain no one forget she was actually a thing of beauty. Hermione's intelligence had already proved her worth, her beauty played an insignificant part in her life. Her graceful yet forceful movement onto the stage seemed to have captured the Hogwarts boy's attention to the unfortunate jealousy of all the girls.
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need
Chorus
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
Chorus
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me
Through the wind end the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood
An echo of applause erupted from all over the great hall surprisingly even from Slytherin. Shouts of "I'll be your hero mione" could be heard all over" including others such as "Mioneeeeeee, Mioneeeeeeeeee". Ron however didn't seem too happy about the male attention she was getting but than again when did he ever.
"Hermione Granger singing I need a Hero, by Bonnie Tyler." Said Dennis Breathlessly.
Vector shot a ribbon out of the end of her wand forming an 9. Professor McGonagal 10. Professor Sprout 10, Professor Bloom 10, Professor Sinistra 8.
Okay well next up Harry Potter who has been dared by (and in turn did dare) Ron Weasley to sing Tipsy by Jkwon, the outfit is indeed realistic, let's hope his performance will be as good as his appearance.
Intro
Teen drinking is very bad.
Yo I got a fake ID though.
Yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yo, 2 step with me, 2 step with me.
Verse 1
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a n gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floor,
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do shit for fun,
You aint got one n you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
B give it back now you don't get none.
Chorus x4
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy Verse 2
2, here comes the 3 to the 4 to the 5,
Now i'm lookin at shorty right in the eyes,
Couple seconds passed now i'm lookin at her thighs,
While she tellin me how much she hate her guy,
Said she got a kid but she got her tubes tied,
If you 21 girl that's alright,
I wonder if a shake comin with them fries,
If so baby can i get em super sized,
Here comes the 4 to the 3 to the 2,
She started feelin on my johnson right out the blue,
Girl you super thick so i'm thinkin that's koo,
But instead of 1 lifestyle i need 2 Her eyes got big when she glanced at my jewels,
Expression on her face like she aint got a clue,
And she told me she don't run with a crew,
You know how i do but i guess one gotta do.
Chorus
Verse 3
3, here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6,
Self explanatory I ain't gotta say i'm rich,
This single man ain't tryna get hitched,
N waste it on me man son of a b,
Brushed it all off now i'm back to gettin lit,
Grisa orange juice man this some good ish,
Homeboy trippin cause i'm starin at his chick,
Now he on the sideline starin at my clique,
Here comes the 5 to the 4 to the 3,
Hands in the air if you cats drunk as me,
Club on the set kwon cut out them trees,
Dude I don't care i'm a p.i.m.p.
Chorus
"Go Harry, Go Harry." Screamed every girl from first to seventh year.
McGonagal didn't look too impressed though Sinistra was smiling openly unafraid to show she enjoyed Harry's performance. Vector shot a ribbon out of the end of her wand forming a 6. Professor McGonagal 3. Professor Sprout 7, Professor Bloom 5, Professor Sinistra 10.
"Okay wellnow it'sRon's turn he's going to sing with Parvati Patil, Lavender Brown, Ginny Weasley performing Lady Marmalade from the soundtrack of Moulin Rouge, allfour went onto the stage dressed as...ahem complimeting as possible, Ron's outfit was the least flattering of course.
Parvati:
Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas
Lavender:
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
Lavender:
He met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh
Chorus:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Parvati:
What What, What what
Lavender:
Ooh oh
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Parvati:
yea yea yea yea
Ginny:
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets is where he started to freak yeah
Chorus:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Parvati:
Yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter belts
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear high heel shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
Hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
By the case the meaning of expensive taste
If you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Creole Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
Ron:
Hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
Color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more
Ginny:
Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5
Lavender:
Livin' a grey flannel life
Christina:
But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
More-more-more
Chorus:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)
All:
Christina...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Pink... (Lady Marmalade)
Lil' Kim...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Mya...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)
Misdemeanor here...
Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......
Vector shot a ribbon out of the end of her wand forming an 6. Professor McGonagal 2. Professor Sprout 5, Professor Bloom 7, Professor Sinistra 5.
"Ah well it didn't look like our judges were too impressed did it." Sighed Colin Creevey.
The acts kept on coming and ended deep into the night, the numbers were to be counted, as the five needed to be chosen.
"The moment we have all been waiting for people, the results!" Said Colin excitedly.
"Now in fifth place and will be singing in the semi's, Harry Potter singing Tipsy. Forth place is Neville Longbottom who got 35 points singing, That thing you from the soundtrack of That thing you do. In third place it's Draco Malfoy with 37 points, singing Breaking the Habit. In second place it is Professor Snape who sang wild thing. In first place it's Hermione Granger singing I need a Hero for Bonnie Tyler." Said Dennis over the applause of the students. "Professor Dumbledore do you want to say a few words?" "Thank you Dennis this has been a most enjoyable event for all and I hope you all look forward to our next event, which will take place in one month time on October 31st. Now it will be on Halloween so it is fitting for it to be held just after dinner. All students must be dressed for the occasion. All students will dress before dinner, will eat, watch the semi finals and than go back to their common rooms, Thank you! Off to the common rooms now everyone, I'm sure Slytherin and Gryffindor want to celebrate their victory."
A/N: Wow that was real long. Well next chappie will be you know feelings and stuff Hermione will think about her feelings does she know what she wants. Review please the longer the better.