A "Relaxing" Vacation

By Fireworx

Prologue:

"Ren?" Tao Jun called out as she searched for her little brother.

"What?" The Chinese Shaman replied, stopping in his tracks and facing his sister. His sister smiled at him.

"Do you think you and your friends need a vacation?"

"Nani?" Ren replied, looking confused.

"My friend put up a new Hot Spring Resort, and she asked me to try it out. And I asked her for her permission, and you and your friends can try it out for her." Jun replied, with her smile. Pyron walked up behind her and she nodded at him.

Ren shrugged and started to walk away.

"Bochama?" Bason asked as his small ball-form appeared beside Ren.

"Ask them." Ren replied.

"What do you think?" Pyron asked Ren.

"I want to go." Ren replied.

Chapter One: Getting There.

Tao Jun hummed cheerfully as she drove a van through the highway. Pyron was beside her... he would have been the one driving, but you can't get a dead man a driver's license. Behind them was Ren, Yoh and Anna. Anna looked extremely bored. Yoh was asleep, and Ren was staring of to space.

"Neh, Anna, do you think we should go?" Yoh asked his fiancee.

"It's free luxury. Of course we should go."

Yoh sweatdropped. "Hai..."

So, that was the reason they were there.

Behind the three were Pilica, Horo-Horo and Tamao. Pilica was staring out the window, Horo-Horo was also fast asleep like Yoh, and Tamao was also asleep, leaning against the van's walls.

Soon enough though, Horo-Horo's head plopped down on Tamao's shoulder.

Ryu would have come, but they couldn't get a hold of him, as he was more likely somewhere in the country looking for his 'best place'. Lyserg was back in England, and Jeanne was... with Lyserg. Enough to be enough, the six... Ren, Yoh, Horo... Pilica, Anna, Tamao... were the ones left to come.

Ren gazed blankly at the front seats where his sister and Pyron were talking attentively. Behind him, Pirica looked extremely bored.

Suddenly...

"NEH!! Onesan, Onesan!!" Pirica's voice rang. Anna ignored this as a vein popped on Ren's temple and he faced Pirica who was trying to get Horo to wake up.

Yoh and Horo didn't even flinch between Pilica's shouts of glee. Tamao had slowly opened her eyes, and upon noticing Horo was leaning on her, blushed furiously and jerked him away in surprise.

"AAH!!" Horo yelled as Tamao jerked him away and Pilica pinching his arm. "WHAT THE HELL?!"

Pilica pouted. "Onesan no baka... I wanted to show you the cute rabbit, but it's gone now."

"All that noise for absolutely nothing..." Ren mumbled under his breath.

"You didn't have to pinch me, Pilica!!" Horo yelled at his sister.

"But..." Pilica started.

"You.Didn't.Have.TO!" Horo yelled.

"Idiot." Anna mumbled under her breath as Pilica lost her temper and pinched him again.

Tears of pain went down Horo's face.

"The rabbit's ears were so cute." Pilica said, crossing her arms.

"Man, Pilica... you didn't have to wake me up for that." Horo replied. "You could have just watched Ren here. His hair goes up and down according to mood. That's way better than rabbit ears."

"What did you say?!" Ren yelled, more veins popping. The spike on his hair going up.

"See what I mean?" Horo chuckled. Tamao sweatdropped as she watched this scene.

"BASON!!"

Tamao yelped as Bason came out from thin air, ready to oversoul.

Horo called out Kororo at the same time. Anna looked back and forth, and to Yoh, who was still asleep, oblivious to the world.

"Stop." Anna said, glaring at the both of them. Horo and Ren flinched and drew back their spirits. From the front, Tao Jun chuckled softly.

Yoh stirred in his sleep and blinked his eyes open.

"Your fiancee scares me." Ren said under his breath to Yoh. Yoh sweatdropped and nodded.

"I heard that." Anna muttered under her breath as she stared out the window.

After awhile, the only sounds you can hear are the murmurs of Tamao and Pilica as they talk to eachother. Horo, who was inbetween them, looked exasperated as they talked.

"Then... when my brother was little, he put on girls clothes--"

"Pilica."

"Hai?"

"Shut up."

Tamao had a small sweatdrop. "Ara..."

"Onesan no baka!!" Pilica hissed as she pinched his arm again. Horo winced.

"Pilica, you're the baka!!" Horo hissed back. Then he faced Tamao. "When she was a kid she used to think she was a male."

Tamao sweatdropped again.

"My brother once danced in the altar of a formal wedding because he was bored."

"Pilica was the ring bearer in that so-called wedding."

"Onesan has no lovelife."

Horo was about to open his life as Ren smirked loudly.

"What?!" Horo pinted at Ren. "As if you have any!"

Ren bursts out laughing.

"Neh, Ren-san..." Tamao started. "Please don't laugh..."

"Onesan's right, you also don't have one!!" Pilica yelled. "More than anything, I hate ARROGANT GUYS!"

Ren glared at Pilica. "Shut up, woman."

"You shut up... JERK!" Pilica yelled back.

Horo relaxed in his seat, exasperated and faces Tamao.

"What a bunch of idiots..." He mumbled.

Beside Yoh, Anna was shaking furiously. She hated noise. She hated it very much.

"Here." Yoh said with a large sweatdrop as he plopped his earphones on Anna's ears. "You like that music anyway."

Anna nodded and relaxed on her seat. "Hai."

"We're here." Jun announced as she parked the car. Outside were trees, and a resort.

"It looks relaxing..." Tamao mused as she looked outside the window and gazed at the mountain scenery.

Jun smiled. "May I please ask something?"

"Hai, onechan?" Ren replied.

"A dare. I have a dare for you."

"What is it?" Pilica replied.

Pyron couldn't help but stifle a laugh as Jun started counting them in pairs.

"Yoh and Anna..." Jun started. "Ren and Pilica, Horo-Horo and Tamao."

"What?" Ren asked, confused.

"Sleep together."

"NANI?!" The van shook.

"Hai... you should learn to get along. It's only a request. What do you think, Anna?"

Anna shrugged. "I don't care. Yoh's my fiancee, after all."

Yoh nodded, scratching his head as Anna handed him back his earphones. "Right..."

"Tamao? Horo-Horo?" Pyron continued for Jun.

Horo-Horo and Tamao both shrugged.

"It's only a dare..." Tamao started, as Horo-Horo nodded along.

"Nothing needs to happen." Horo-Horo finished.

"Ren?" Jun asked.

"Pilica?" Yoh asked, peeking over his chair.

Silence.

"YOU'VE GOT T BE KIDDING!!" Pilica and Ren yelled in unision.

"It's better he not." Horo cut in. "He might do something to my sister."

"Hmph." Ren replied. "You wish. As if I would. FINE THEN, I accept!"

"NANI?!" Horo and Pilica yelled together.

"I can prove that I wouldn't touch that baka sis of yours."

Pilica pinched his cheeks. "If you say I'm a baka one more time--"

"Then it's settled." Jun said with a smile as Pirica and Ren continued to wrestle.

"I don't want my sister to be with that guy!!" Horo yelled.

To Be Continued.

Please... please review!! I'll post the next chapter maybe next time. The pairings are quiet obvious... AnnaXYoh, TamaoXHoro and PilicaXRen... PLEASE REVIEW!!