Disclaimer- I no own, you no sue.
DG- This is so not my usual type of story, but since I am bored out of my mind. I decided to write something very random and crazy. You should leave now unless you want to risk your sanity.
Kish- O.O..Can I go? (turns to run)
DG- Nope. You are staying, (Grabs kish) Here.
Chapter 1. Roadtrip?
It was a normal day with a blue sun and red clouds. Kish was busying making stuff in the kitchen while Taruto twirled plates. Lettuce fumbled with the computers as Ichigo danced around in her ballet uniform. Basically, it is just a really crazy day in the lives of Tmm.
Somehow, all the characters found themselves being swooshed in a huge Van completed with everything they needed.
Kish- Huh? What are we doing here? (Sees Ichigo) Ichigo! My love!!!
Ichigo- (Disgusted look) What were you Doing before you were brought down here?
Kish- (Innocent looking eyes) I was baking a cake for you my love! (helds up a cake with burnt strawberries)
Ichigo- (Teary eyed) Oh my god! That was so sweet of you!! (Hugs Kish)
Ryou- (Confused look) Uh..Hello? Can we get back to the matter of hand here?
Masaya- (Dryly) Matter? What matter? We are only trapped in a stupid van that seems to be moving by itself, Going DOWNHILL I might add, with about 11 people. And my GIRLFRIEND is hugging another guy!
Ichigo- Oh, whoops. Sorry.
Masaya- Don't you dare touch my girlfriend you..you..elf! (Tackles Kish, who falls on Pai, who falls on Taruto, who fals on Purin, who falls on Zakuro, who falls on Ryou, Who falls on Lettuce, who falls on Mint, Who falls on Ichigo.)
DG- ..Hangon....Where has Keiichiro gone to?!?!
Keiichiro- I'm here! (Waves hand form drivers seat.) You do need someone to drive you know!!]
Ichigo- HELP! I can't breathe over here!
Kish & Masaya- (Eyes wide) Ichigo!!! Everyone get off Ichigo!!!
Ryou- Ouch! Someone's foot is kicking my stomach!
(Yells in the back of the van. Authoress suddenly appears again above the van.)
DG- Quiet! What on earth is happening in here!
Ichigo- We should be asking you! (Sends DG a death glare.)
DG- (Smiles brightly) Oh, well, you see....(Clears throat) All of you are going on a road trip Across Australia!
All- O.O.....WHAT???!!
DG- (still smiling) Yup. And you people shall spend the next 3 month inside this Van driving across Australia.
Masaya- (sighs) Wonderful...
DG- It is isn't it!!! (Not catching on sarcasm) Anyways, I shall leave you people here and if anything happens I would be..some where around here. Cyu in a while! (Disappears in a puff of Cocoa powder.)
All- (silence)
Ichigo- She...is not serious..?
Kish- (Sighs) I think she is....
All- (Looks at each other and screams)
Keiichiro- Shut up! Somebody is actually trying to drive here!
(A long time later...okay...20 minutes)
Purin- Are we there yet? (Totally bored)
Zakuro- Nope
(Another 2 mins laer)
Purin- Are we there yet?
Lettuce- No, Purin.
(3 minute later)
Purin- Are we...
All- NO. WE ARE NOT THERE YET PURIN!
Purin- O.o....I was going to ask you are we going to play something....
All- O.O
Ichigo- (Trying to be enthusiastic) What do you suggest?
Purin- (Thinks about it for a moment) How about truth and dare!
Taruto- NO!
Purin- (pouts) Why not?
Taruto- (Crossly) I said no and that's no!
DG- (Suddenly pops in) You are going along with Purin's idea and play truth and dare! (Threatening look)
Kish- (Challenges DG) What if we don't?
DG- You shall end up...(Kish is now somehow hanging outside the window with birds pecking him) Like that!
All- (Goes silent and sat in what would be called a circle if they had enough space)
DG- (Smiles) Good. Enjoy! (Pops out)
Kish- (Suddenly back in the Van again) Geez....
Purin- (Smiles brightly) Let's start!
Zakuro- (Sighs)
Purin- Um.....Taruto! Truth or Dare!
Taruto- (groans) Do I have to do this?
DG's Voice- Remember Kish, Taruto!
Taruto- okayokay...um......Truth.
Purin- (Disappointed) Oh...okay...Um...do you find me annoying?
Taruto- YES!..i mean....(Purin's face fell)..uh...I mean...kind of......a bit....maybe not...no.....I don't..hate..you....purin....
Purin- (Suddenly all happy again) Really? (Jumps and hugs Taruto) I know you don't find me annoying!
Taruto- (Swore under breath) Damn her and the authoress.
Purin- Tar-Tar..it's your turn!
Taruto- Stop calling me Tar Tar Purin! And get off me! Alright...um..Hag.
Kish- Ichigo is NOT a hag!
Masaya- She is my girlfriend!!!
Kish- (Sends Masaya death glare)
Taruto- Okay, Fine. (Coughs) Ichigo...Truth or Dare
Ichigo- Hmmph. Dare.
All- O.O What?
Ichigo- Dare.
Taruto- (Evil smile) I dare you to dump Masaya.
Ichigo- Fine (Shrugs)
Masaya and Kish- WHAT?!?!?! (Note: Masaya is the Disbelieving one while Kish is the So deliriously happy one.)
Ichigo- Taruto. Truth or Dare.
Taruto- Tru..dare!...Hey! I didn't want to say that though!
Ichigo- (holds authoress keyboard) Too bad. I dare you to take the dare you gave me back and must be Purin's friend for the rest of this road trip.
Taruto- No Fair!!
Ichigo- Too bad
Taruto- (Sits down back again, sulking)
Kish- Taruto, it's your turn.
Taruto- ..Oh..right.. Um....Kish Truth or Dare
Kish- Dare
Taruto- (Evil grin, stares at Ichigo while talking) I dare you to.......
TBC
DG- Told you that was random.
Kish- ROADTRIP? Are you out of your little mind?
DG- I bet my mind is bigger than you!!!
Kish- (Snorts) yeah, bigger with a pea sized brain.
DG- (Sits down and sulks. Suddenly takes her keyboard and types something in)
Kish- What...did you just..do?
DG- Nothing, just made Ichigo love Masaya even more (shrugs) That's all.
Kish- WHAT??!?! You were meant to be on my side!!!?
DG- Not anymore I'm not (Growls)
Kish- (Sad look)
DG- okay...maybe if a I get some reviews I shall change Ichigo back o her current state..
Kish- Review. Now. Please?
DG- This is so not my usual type of story, but since I am bored out of my mind. I decided to write something very random and crazy. You should leave now unless you want to risk your sanity.
Kish- O.O..Can I go? (turns to run)
DG- Nope. You are staying, (Grabs kish) Here.
Chapter 1. Roadtrip?
It was a normal day with a blue sun and red clouds. Kish was busying making stuff in the kitchen while Taruto twirled plates. Lettuce fumbled with the computers as Ichigo danced around in her ballet uniform. Basically, it is just a really crazy day in the lives of Tmm.
Somehow, all the characters found themselves being swooshed in a huge Van completed with everything they needed.
Kish- Huh? What are we doing here? (Sees Ichigo) Ichigo! My love!!!
Ichigo- (Disgusted look) What were you Doing before you were brought down here?
Kish- (Innocent looking eyes) I was baking a cake for you my love! (helds up a cake with burnt strawberries)
Ichigo- (Teary eyed) Oh my god! That was so sweet of you!! (Hugs Kish)
Ryou- (Confused look) Uh..Hello? Can we get back to the matter of hand here?
Masaya- (Dryly) Matter? What matter? We are only trapped in a stupid van that seems to be moving by itself, Going DOWNHILL I might add, with about 11 people. And my GIRLFRIEND is hugging another guy!
Ichigo- Oh, whoops. Sorry.
Masaya- Don't you dare touch my girlfriend you..you..elf! (Tackles Kish, who falls on Pai, who falls on Taruto, who fals on Purin, who falls on Zakuro, who falls on Ryou, Who falls on Lettuce, who falls on Mint, Who falls on Ichigo.)
DG- ..Hangon....Where has Keiichiro gone to?!?!
Keiichiro- I'm here! (Waves hand form drivers seat.) You do need someone to drive you know!!]
Ichigo- HELP! I can't breathe over here!
Kish & Masaya- (Eyes wide) Ichigo!!! Everyone get off Ichigo!!!
Ryou- Ouch! Someone's foot is kicking my stomach!
(Yells in the back of the van. Authoress suddenly appears again above the van.)
DG- Quiet! What on earth is happening in here!
Ichigo- We should be asking you! (Sends DG a death glare.)
DG- (Smiles brightly) Oh, well, you see....(Clears throat) All of you are going on a road trip Across Australia!
All- O.O.....WHAT???!!
DG- (still smiling) Yup. And you people shall spend the next 3 month inside this Van driving across Australia.
Masaya- (sighs) Wonderful...
DG- It is isn't it!!! (Not catching on sarcasm) Anyways, I shall leave you people here and if anything happens I would be..some where around here. Cyu in a while! (Disappears in a puff of Cocoa powder.)
All- (silence)
Ichigo- She...is not serious..?
Kish- (Sighs) I think she is....
All- (Looks at each other and screams)
Keiichiro- Shut up! Somebody is actually trying to drive here!
(A long time later...okay...20 minutes)
Purin- Are we there yet? (Totally bored)
Zakuro- Nope
(Another 2 mins laer)
Purin- Are we there yet?
Lettuce- No, Purin.
(3 minute later)
Purin- Are we...
All- NO. WE ARE NOT THERE YET PURIN!
Purin- O.o....I was going to ask you are we going to play something....
All- O.O
Ichigo- (Trying to be enthusiastic) What do you suggest?
Purin- (Thinks about it for a moment) How about truth and dare!
Taruto- NO!
Purin- (pouts) Why not?
Taruto- (Crossly) I said no and that's no!
DG- (Suddenly pops in) You are going along with Purin's idea and play truth and dare! (Threatening look)
Kish- (Challenges DG) What if we don't?
DG- You shall end up...(Kish is now somehow hanging outside the window with birds pecking him) Like that!
All- (Goes silent and sat in what would be called a circle if they had enough space)
DG- (Smiles) Good. Enjoy! (Pops out)
Kish- (Suddenly back in the Van again) Geez....
Purin- (Smiles brightly) Let's start!
Zakuro- (Sighs)
Purin- Um.....Taruto! Truth or Dare!
Taruto- (groans) Do I have to do this?
DG's Voice- Remember Kish, Taruto!
Taruto- okayokay...um......Truth.
Purin- (Disappointed) Oh...okay...Um...do you find me annoying?
Taruto- YES!..i mean....(Purin's face fell)..uh...I mean...kind of......a bit....maybe not...no.....I don't..hate..you....purin....
Purin- (Suddenly all happy again) Really? (Jumps and hugs Taruto) I know you don't find me annoying!
Taruto- (Swore under breath) Damn her and the authoress.
Purin- Tar-Tar..it's your turn!
Taruto- Stop calling me Tar Tar Purin! And get off me! Alright...um..Hag.
Kish- Ichigo is NOT a hag!
Masaya- She is my girlfriend!!!
Kish- (Sends Masaya death glare)
Taruto- Okay, Fine. (Coughs) Ichigo...Truth or Dare
Ichigo- Hmmph. Dare.
All- O.O What?
Ichigo- Dare.
Taruto- (Evil smile) I dare you to dump Masaya.
Ichigo- Fine (Shrugs)
Masaya and Kish- WHAT?!?!?! (Note: Masaya is the Disbelieving one while Kish is the So deliriously happy one.)
Ichigo- Taruto. Truth or Dare.
Taruto- Tru..dare!...Hey! I didn't want to say that though!
Ichigo- (holds authoress keyboard) Too bad. I dare you to take the dare you gave me back and must be Purin's friend for the rest of this road trip.
Taruto- No Fair!!
Ichigo- Too bad
Taruto- (Sits down back again, sulking)
Kish- Taruto, it's your turn.
Taruto- ..Oh..right.. Um....Kish Truth or Dare
Kish- Dare
Taruto- (Evil grin, stares at Ichigo while talking) I dare you to.......
TBC
DG- Told you that was random.
Kish- ROADTRIP? Are you out of your little mind?
DG- I bet my mind is bigger than you!!!
Kish- (Snorts) yeah, bigger with a pea sized brain.
DG- (Sits down and sulks. Suddenly takes her keyboard and types something in)
Kish- What...did you just..do?
DG- Nothing, just made Ichigo love Masaya even more (shrugs) That's all.
Kish- WHAT??!?! You were meant to be on my side!!!?
DG- Not anymore I'm not (Growls)
Kish- (Sad look)
DG- okay...maybe if a I get some reviews I shall change Ichigo back o her current state..
Kish- Review. Now. Please?