Disclaimer- I no own TMM or any of its characters although I do want to own Kish..so no crazy assassins please!
DG- Hello fellow victims! I'm back for another round of crazy stories!!!
Ichigo- (whispers) Kish… do u hear something? Something that's oddly familiar?
Kish- Something that brings back really really bad memories?
Ichigo- (Nods fearfully)
(Kish and Ichigo Stares at eachother, horrified)
Kish & Ichigo- No! Not her!!!!
DG- Hello my dears!!! Long time no see!! You must have missed me so much!!!
Ichigo- (faints)
DG- Awww. Look at you! There there. All excited to see me back.
Kish- (snorts)
DG- KISH!!!! (Grabs Kish and glomps him)
Kish- (chokes. Faints too)
DG- (Stares)….All wells…. Guess our reunion time is over. Lets get da Party started!!!
Chapter 2. What The Hell?
Taruto- ..Oh..right.. Um….Kish Truth or Dare
Kish- Dare
Taruto- (Evil grin, stares at Ichigo while talking) I dare you to…….
Taruto- I dare you to kiss Hag. I mean, Ichigo. Tongue-wise.
Ichigo- (horrified) EWWWWW!!!
Masaya- (Also Horrified) WHAT?! HE CAN'T DO THAT!!! ICHIGO'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!! YOU CAN'T KISS HER!!! AND TONGUE-WISE?! USING TONGUE?! EVEN I HAVEN'T GOT THE CHANCE TO DO THAT YET!!!
All- O.O
Ichigo- MASAYA!
Masaya- (turns red)
Kish- (Deliriously Happy) Sure! I accept the bet!!! (Moves towards Ichigo with a seducing look)
Kish- Ichigo….. (best- sexy- smirk)
Ichigo- SMACK (slaps Kish on face)
Taruto- (Giggles evilly)
Purin- (Seducing look) Tar-Tar……(puckers lips and leans towards Taruto)
Taruto- (Stares at Purin horrifed)
(Purin kisses Taruto on lips)
All- O.O …EWWWWW PURIN!!!!
Taruto- (wipes mouth) Purin! You. Are. DISGUSTING!!!! (Goes to puke)
Purin- (shrugs) Sorry.
Kish- (Turns back to Ichigo) Ichigo…(whispers) It's a dare… please…. (puppy eye look)
Ichigo- (Feels sorry for Kish)….oh…. ohkay then…..
Masaya- What?! Ichigo?!
Kish- (leans towards Ichigo)
Ichigo- (Closes her eye)
Masaya- (horrified expression)
(Kish kisses Ichigo gently but firmly on her mouth)
Masaya- (Suddenly produces a big mallet) Heeeee-yaaaa!! (hit it on kish's head)
Kish- (Happy smile on his face. Falls over)
Ichigo- MASAYA!!! Where's your manners!!
DG- (suddenly pops in) Masaya! You (beep) Idiot!!! How DARE you hit my poor darlin!! (growls at Masaya)
Masaya- (shudders) He was getting on my nerve
DG- (Glares) You know what? You are getting on MY nerves!!! You.. You… You are Eliminated!!
Masaya- WHAT?! You never told us you can get eliminated in this stupid roadtrip!!!
DG- I didn't? Well, I did now. And YOU are Eliminated. Out. Gone. Shoo!
Masaya- I REFUSE to get out! (sits down. Glares at DG)
DG- (Narrows Eyes) Really? We'll see about that. (waves hand)
Masaya- (Slowly dissolves into the air) HELP!!!!
DG- (Claps hand) Now. That's done. Everyone, Continue with your game. I am actually starting to enjoy it! (Pops out)
Ichigo- Masaya…..(Stares into the air)
Taruto- Yay!!! Mr Hag is gone!!!!
All- (Glares at Taruto)
Taruto- What? Did I say anything wrong?
Kish- Okay. Mr I am So perfect is gone. Let's continue with our game.
Ryo- (mutters) You seem excited.
Kish- Duh. Its my turn!! Ichigo! Truth? Or Dare?
Ichigo- ….Dare I guess..
All- O.O
Ryo- Are you okay Ichigo? You know it's not that bad! You can still see Masaya soon!!!
Mint- Ichigo! Are you feeling okay? I have some pills ready if you want to take some!!
Keiichiro- Ichigo!! Do you wanna lie down for a few hours?!
Ichigo- GUYS!!! Relax! I'm perfectly Fine. I just wanna try something new for a change without Masaya here criticizing my every move. Geeze.
All- O.O
Mint- (Whispers) Lettuce.. I think we gotta do something about her. Ichigo's going nuts!!
Ichigo- (glares at Mint) I can hear you know!!
Kish- All right! Ichigo!! I dare you to….(Evil look) I dare you to give me a lap dance whenever I ask for one….(smirks)
Ryo- O.o
Ichigo- (takes deep breath) Fine. I accept.
Kish- (smiles) How about one now.. dear kitty?
Ichigo- (walks unwillingly towards Kish and sits on his lap)
Pai- I'm not sure I really want to watch this.
Lettuce- Uh.. Ichigo… can you two at least do this in private?
Kish- That's a good idea Kitty…. If everything goes well… then maybe I'll not only get a lap dance….
Ichigo- (growls and follows Kish into the back of the Van.
Ryo- Well. Now those two uh.. love birds are gone. We can finally have some peace!
Purin- What about the game?!
Mint- Screw the game Purin. It was stupid.
Purin- But are we just going to sit here and stare at eachother again?
Lettuce- Mmm… How about let's play a trivia game!!!
Pai- Trivia? Good Idea!!! I prefer ones on computers and maths of course..
Mint- Trivia… O.o…
Ryo- (shrugs) I don't care.
Purin- I'll play if Taruto plays!!
Taruto- I'll play if I get to ask first!
Lettuce- Fine then. Everyone agrees? Zakuro?
Zakuo- ZzzzzZzzzz….
Ryo- Nevermind about her. Start Midget.
Taruto- I'm NOT a Midget!!
Ryo- (sighs) Watever Midget… I mean.. Taruto.
Taruto- (growls) Okay. Let's See…. Hag's friend. Mint. What's the capital of Australia?
Mint- Sydney. Duh.
Taruto- WRONG!!!! Its Melleeebown.
Lettuce- Melleeebown? I thought its called Melbourne…
Ryo- Capital of Australia is Canberra you idiots.
Taruto- How DARE you insult me!!!!
Ryo- Watever. Next.
Mint- Lettuce, Who is the prime minister of America Right Now?
Lettuce- Mmm…. Its that guy!!! That ego-ised guy!!! Mm.. he's called.. he's called…. Bush!! Yes. Geroge W. Bush!!
Mint- Really? I thought it's Kennedy.O.o
Pai- You really do live too much in the past Mint.
Lettuce- Okay.. Purin. What's the capital of Japan?
Purin- I'm not Stupid Lettuce!!! It's Kyoto!!
Lettuce- (sweatdrop) Uh.. Of course Purin.. very right…..
Purin- Tar Tar!!! I want to ask you this question. (Clears throat) How big … is you brain?
All- (laughs)
Taruto- (glares at everyone) Bigger than your's I bet Purin!
Ryo- really? (smirks)
Taruto- (about to argue when noises came from the back of the Van)
Ichigo- Kish. You are nearly on top of me!!
Kish- Hello! It's your legs that are over mine!
All- O.O
Lettuce- I think I should check on them….
Pai- I'll go with you!
(Lettuce and Pai boh walks to the back of the Van where they saw Ichigo and Kish…)
TBC
DG- How was THAT for a reunion chap?
Kish-Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Now. Can you go back and disappear again please?
DG-Awww… I was thinking I'd do more before I die off again…..
Kish- (sighs)
DG- But before I do anymore. Please review!!!