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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Roles

Snow White - Kanzeon Bosatsu

Prince - Dokugakuji

The Seven Dwarfs - Grumpy - Koryuu

- Happy - Gonou

- Dopey (Big Eater) - Son Goku

- Doc (Horny) - Gojyo (when he was young)

- Bashful - Nataku Taishi

- Sleepy - Shien

- Sneezy (Lively) - Lirin

Hunter - Zenon

Wicked Queen - Gyokumen Koushu

Magic Mirror on the Wall - Kougaiji

White horse - ?

Narrator - Yaone

The roles are given by our producer/director/script writer/prompter, Jiroushin.

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Snow White - Part 1

The curtain pulled back to reveal Kanzeon Bosatsu in rags in front of a cardboard well.

"Once upon a time," Yaone narrated, "there lived a lovely princess named Snow White. She lived with her wicked stepmother, the queen. The queen is very vain. She was afraid that Snow White might grow up to be even more beautiful so she made the young princess wear rags and work as a servant.

"Snow White had no idea that the queen was jealous. She worked cheerfully and kept dreaming of her handsome prince."

Kanzeon Bosatsu started mopping the stage. All she did was wet the mop and drag it around the stage, making the place wet. The bucket was soon empty so it was time to 'draw water from the well'.

The goddess heaved the heavy bucket onto the well's side and splashed water down her front.

"Damn!" she cursed.

"One morning," Yaone narrated, "as Snow White drew water from her well, she made a wish that would make her dream come true."

"I wish that my knight in shining armour would come and carry me away," Kanzeon Bosatsu said.

"That wasn't in the script!" Jiroushin hissed from behind the curtain.

"Suddenly, a very handsome prince appeared in the castle yard," Yaone said with a smile as Dokugakuji came up, looking quite uncomfortable in his costume. "The prince had never seen anyone so beautiful before."

Gojyo coughed at the back stage.

Dokugakuji gave bow and stared blankly at her. He'd forgotten his words!

"Recite the love poem!" Jiroushin hissed.

"What love poem?" Dokugakuji asked from the corner of his mouth. "Oh, that poem! Ahem!"

He took a deep breath and stood up straight.

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you."

"No, no, no!!" Jiroushin hissed.

"Whatever, Jiroushin," Kanzeon Bosatsu replied.

The curtain dropped and every changed the castle yard to the wicked queen's room. It rose soon with Gyokumen Koushu.

"The wicked queen saw the meeting between the prince and the princess and was even more jealous," Yaone narrated. "She stormed to her magic mirror and demanded."

"Magic mirror on the wall," Gyokumen Koushu cried. "Who is the fairest of them all? And I'll smash you into pieces if it's not me!"

"That - wasn't - in - the - script!" Jiroushin said quietly, seething with anger.

Kougaiji stared through the glass on the wall. "Okay," Kougaiji said. He raised his hand and read, "Lips red as a rose, hair black as ebony, skin white as snow..."

"Snow White!" Gyokumen Koushu screamed.

"The wicked queen then summoned the best hunter," Yaone narrated.

"Zenon!" Gyokumen Koushu yelled. Zenon came.

"Yes, Your Highness?" Zenon said.

"Take Snow White far into the woods and kill her," Gyokumen Koushu ordered. "And to make sure you do not fail, I want you to bring me back her heart in this box!"

The curtain dropped. In five minutes time, it rose to show the scenery of a forest.

"The unhappy hunter was terrified of the wicked queen," Yaone narrated. "He did as he was told and brought Snow White to the woods. He raised his razor sharp knife when Snow White wasn't looking."

Zenon raised a knife behind Kanzeon Bosatsu. Kanzeon Bosatsu turned coolly.

"The hunter realised that he couldn't kill the sweet princess," Yaone narrated. "He dropped the knife and fell to his knees."

"Forgive me," Zenon begged. "The queen, she is jealous of your beauty!"

"She ought to be," Kanzeon Bosatsu said, fluffing her hair.

"She wanted me to kill you!" Zenon cried. "Act scared, would you?" he added in a hiss.

"Oh, my goodness!" Kanzeon Bosatsu said.

"Go! Run away!" Zenon cried dramatically. "I'll kill a pig and put its heart in the box instead! You run and hide! Go!"

The lights darkened. Zenon disappeared back stage.

"Snow White ran," Yaone narrated. "She ran and she ran, not daring to look back! The woods was wild. Branches scratched her. Bats flew over and owls hooted, frightening her! Finally, she felt she could not run any further and stumbled to the ground in tears."

The curtain dropped and rose a couple of minutes later. A cardboard of a cottage replaced the spooky woods. Kanzeon Bosatsu lay in front of it.

"Snow White had cried herself to sleep," Yaone narrated. "She finally awoke. The princess found herself in front of a little cottage and decided to ask for help."

Kanzeon Bosatsu got up and went over to the cardboard cottage. She rapped the door sharply. No reply. So she twisted the doorknob and entered. The curtain dropped again only to rise once more a couple of minutes later.

The whole scene is changed into the inside of a cottage. It was untidy and dirty.

"Eew," Kanzeon Bosatsu said.

"You're not supposed to do that!" Jiroushin hissed.

"Well, I'm just being natural," Kanzeon Bosatsu said. "What's my next line?"

"Inside the cottage were seven small chairs," Yaone said.

"It must be seven little children who live here," Kanzeon Bosatsu said after making Jiroushin repeat the same line three times. "Seven untidy children. I know, I'll clean the house! Then maybe they'll let me stay."

"Snow White happily set to work," Yaone narrated.

Kanzeon Bosatsu just gave a lazy wave and the whole place was tidy. "Done!" Kanzeon Bosatsu said.

"Well, it wasn't much of a work," Yaone said.

Jiroushin's jaw dropped. That surely wasn't suppose to happen!

"When the downstairs was tidy, Snow White decided to go up," Yaone said.

Kanzeon Bosatsu took a step up the provided stairs and the curtain dropped once again. Chairs and tables were pulled away and seven beds were heaved in their places. Then the curtain rose.

"Snow White found seven beds," Yaone said. "She read the names engraved at the foot of each bed."

"Doc, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy," Kanzeon Bosatsu reeled off. She gave an exagerated yawn. "I could use with some sleep."

"Snow White lay on a bed and fell fast asleep," Yaone said.

Curtain dropped, scene changed back to downstairs, all spick and span, then curtain rose.

"While the princess slept, the Seven Dwarfs came home," Yaone narrated. "They were surprised to find the house to tidy."

"Look, clean as a whistle!" Gojyo as Doc said.

"Good," Lirin as Sneezy chirped. "Now Hakkai, I mean, Happy won't harp on us to clear up."

"No, you dolt!" Jiroushin whispered angrily, quite beside himself. "Don't give stupid ad-libs!"

"Someone came and cleaned this place up," Shien as Sleepy said.

"Ah, hara hetta!" Goku as Dopey whined.

"Uruse, baka saru!" Koryuu as Grumpy snapped automatically.

"That someone might still be in here," Shien said, seeing Jiroushin's mutinous look over more unnecessary ad-libs. "Maybe he or she is upstairs."

"It could be a monster!" Lirin as Sneezy cried. She gave a loud, realistic sneeze. It made her sniff.

"So who's going up to check?" Gonou as Happy asked, smiling broadly.

"Me, me!" Goku as Dopey yelled.

"No, pick me!" Lirin jumped up and down.

"I think Na - I mean - Bashful should go," Shien said.

"No, I'll go," Goku insisted.

"No, I'll go!" Lirin protested.

The audience all sweatdropped. Jiroushin lost his temper and stormed out from the back stage.

"ALL OF YOU GO UP TOGETHER!!!" he yelled. "STOP WASTING TIME!!!"

To be continued....

A/N: End of Part 1. Review!