Chapter 4 Santa Baby When Xander finds out that Buffy knows that he's been playing Santa he comes up with a little surprise for Buffy.
"Eww," says Xander. "You've been having an affair with your daughter."
"Xander," says Giles. "Not exactly. You see she thinks I'm you and...Does she interact with you like this all the times?"
"Like what?"
"Dirty talk."
"Well, some of the times," says Xander. "When she doesn't get her way."
"Dear lord," says Giles. "If she comes today I won't be able to contain myself."
"What are you going to do?"
"Reveal myself."
"What do you mean by revealing yourself?"
"That I'm Giles. Her father."
"Oh, I got a better idea."
Buffy is walking around the mall looking for Xander. He said he had a surprise for her and for her to meet him at the mall near the Santa exhibit. She looks all around for Xander then she sees Santa Claus. Buffy smiles and walks over to him.
"We meet again Santa Baby," says Buffy wrapping her arms around him and planting a kiss right on his lips. Santa pushes Buffy off of him.
"Buffy what are you doing?" calls Xander in his Santa outfit, but without the beard. Buffy turns and looks at Xander then at the Santa that she kissed.
"Xander if you're there then," says Buffy looking at the Santa in front of her. "Who are you? You pervert." Buffy begins to hit him."
"Stop it Buffy," says Santa. "It's me." The Santa took his beard off to reveal Giles. Buffy remains speechless.
"You kiss your dad Buff," says Xander.
"You are in so much trouble young lady," says Giles.
"Eww," says Buffy as she turns away from them and runs out of the mall. Outside of the mall Buffy walks slowly down the pathway. "I kiss Santa. Santa's my dad. Eww."
A little girl passes by Buffy as she is talking to herself. Her mother hears what she said and takes her daughter away from the mall.
"We better go find her," says Xander. Giles agrees and follows him out of the mall. "So what else did she do beside kiss you? Which is so gross."
"Oh, she told me that she wanted you under her Christmas tree wearing nothing but a smile and a red bow."
"She said that you."
"I'm afraid she did."
"Is she too old to be spanked?"
"Xander."
"Just a thought."
"She also did what you would call a lap dance."
"Man you got all the good stuff."
"It's not good if she's your daughter."
"To bad I didn't have your shift." The two search for Buffy outside of the mall. They could not find her. She was trying to hide from them. Xander spots her and goes over to her.
"I'm so sorry Xander," says Buffy. "I just wanted to know what you got me for Christmas and mess with you a little bit."
"Buffy what if it was a real pervert Santa that you were messing with instead of Giles," says Xander. "He could said anything to you and you would of thought it was me."
"I know," says Buffy. "I'm really sorry. I just got carried away and I hardly got to see you. Forgive me." Buffy puts on the puppy eye look.
"How could I not with that face?" says Xander as he grabs her and kisses her. A couple of kids walk by the mall and see Santa making out with a pretty little blonde.
"Santa's cheating on Mrs. Claus," says one of the kids putting their hand on their mouth. Then Giles comes over as Xander releases Buffy. Buffy's head bows down when she sees Giles.
"Maybe she's not too old to be spanked after all," says Giles to Xander. Buffy's head quickly goes up and looks at Giles.
"Really," says Xander. "Can I help?" Buffy's mouth is wide open when she turns to Xander.
"Sure," says Giles as he grabs her by one arm and Xander grabs her by the other. They drag her to the car kicking and screaming.
"Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you my dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight"
There's a big Christmas party at Buffy's house on Christmas Eve and everyone was invited. Giles and Xander told everyone about the Santa Baby mishap with Buffy. They were all in tears laughing so hard.
"That was so funny," says Willow. She hears the doorbell and goes over to get it. Everyone else had peed in their pants and were unable to get up. Willow turns to the door when she opens it and sees William carrying a couple of gifts in his hands. "William, hi. You just miss the funniest story ever told."
"Really," says William as he looks up to the ceiling and sees mistletoe. William enters, puts the gifts down on the ground and kisses Willow right on the lips. When he releases her he points at the mistletoe. Willow was out of breath. "Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah." William picks up his gift and heads into the living room. Willow stays speechless.
"If I knew dad was Santa," says Dawn. "I'd give him my extended Christmas list."
"Thank God you didn't go to the mall," says Giles. Everyone laugh.
"So Santa," says Buffy sitting on Xander's lap. "You're going to get me my gift." She smiles.
"It's not all here," says Xander. "You'll have to wait till morning." Buffy puts on a pout.
Everyone else opens their presents, but they were running out of snacks. Giles heads over to the kitchen to get some bags of chips. Buffy follows him into the kitchen.
"Giles," says Buffy.
"Oh Buffy," says Giles with his back towards her. "Take these chips over to..." Giles turns to look at Buffy. He sees Buffy unzip her jacket and slowly walk over to him.
"How do you want me?" ask Buffy as the jacket falls onto the ground. She then jumps into his arms. Giles falls back unto the floor.
Ha ha ha. Made ya look! Happy Holiday's! From KatBlue4444: ) This is especially for Tammydevil666 who loves cliff hangers.