Crystal Lake is a psycho malevolent murderer-decapitator pony. Few know this, and I'm out to prove it. My name's Applejack. This is my case.

See, Crystal Lake, at first glance, looks like your average pony. She loves clothes, jewelry, and other material possessions. And when she doesn't get her way… well, let's just ask these witnesses.

"She's horrible! She came into my salon, to get a perm. It went perfectly normal, she was like any other customer. Until she saw the barrette in the window, that is. We were sold out, the one she saw was for display purposes only. She wanted it. That was when things took a turn for the worst," says Amberlocks, owner of the Celebration Salon.

"How much would you like for it?" she asked in a strained voice.

"I told you, it's not for sale," Amberlocks responded. She was starting to get tired of this.

"I WANT IT!" Crystal Lake pulled a small x-acto knife from her purse, Rainbow knows where she got this deadly weapon (normally used for hair color change or cancer removal operations) and lunged.

"Hey, stop it! Get out!" said Sew-and-so, who had a part-time job at the salon and Frilly Frocks' adjoining boutique.

"NO!" said Crystal Lake in a raspy voice, her eyes glowing red.

"I WANT THAT BARRETTE!"

"It's not for sale! Go! And put that x-acto knife away!" persisted Sew-and-so.

"No…" said Crystal Lake.

"Fine, just take the barrette and get out of here! Shoo!"

Crystal Lake put the knife away, her eyes returning to their normal blue and pink color. "Thank you!" she said in a syrupy sweet voice, and skipped off toward the beach.

My associate, Sparkleworks, next door at Frilly Frocks', radioed the editor of this documentary, Snowflake, who was at the beach with Sunny Daze.

This is what he saw:

"Crystal Lake walked over to where Forsythia, Rainbow Dash, Wysteria, and Sweetberry were laying around on beach towels. 'How do you like my new barrette, guys?' she asked. Questions like 'How'd you get it?' and 'Wasn't Amberlocks sold out?' arose, but she blew them off with a 'I have my ways. So, whadda ya think?' Everyone loved the barrette. It was ol' Dashie's response that set her off. 'It looks lovely on you, dahling, (Ha! You do say 'darling!') but don't you have one exactly like it?' Out came the x-acto knife. Away from the beach ran a small herd of screaming ponies."

"I can't believe that stuck-up show-horse. I said the barrette was lovely, right? Two barrettes of the same type is okay, right? I don't believe her! And I thought x-acto knifes were banned except from Healers," said a shocked Rainbow Dash.

Indeed they are. This also proves that Crystal Lake is… A THIEF!

Suddenly we heard raspy breathing from behind Rainbow Dash, and glowing red eyes.

"WHAT… DID… YOU… SAY!?"

This is where I'm closing my report. And you, as the reader, are now in danger. If you meet Crystal Lake, I didn't write this, and you never read it.