Disclaimer: I do not own Gravi! If i did, there would be joygasmically hott guys running around everywhere! Also, i disclaim any knowledge to knowing anything about proctologists... erm... you get the idea...

Okay, well, this was a silly thought that hit me. You always see stories that have Yuki and Shuichi going at it in different spur-of-the-moment places, well, usually they have some item which they use for make-shift lube at the time. Well, this is, in my screwed up little mind, what would happen after a week of those scenarios. Heh heh... enjoy. I insist, enjoy this, there's nothing wrong with a little humor like this. So please, just... it's too much, just read!

The List

Yuki sat in the small room, his right hand twitching slightly, Shuichi watched him, knowing that he wanted a cigarette. Shuichi was standing, fidgeting a bit as they waited for the doctor… he was so embarrassed that it had come to this.

Earlier this week, a rash had begun to form on Shuichi's ass. It wasn't big at first, just a little redness, which was perfectly understandable, because, well, what else was to be expected? They were a sexually active homosexual couple. A sexually active couple that was sexually every night.

And every morning…

And every afternoon…

And every day off…

And every work break…

And you seem to get the drift by now.

So, it wasn't exactly odd for Yuki to see Shuichi's cut little ass a bit red all the time. Or to see him squirm a bit when he sat down. He was worried though, when it started to deepen in color, and spread a bit, and hurt his little uke to even put on those cute little shorts of his. That's how they ended up here, at a highly secretive proctologist's office, in the outskirts of Tokyo.

They were both agitated and embarrassed as they waited for the doctor, who seemed to be taking his sweet time getting to his most important patient. They could see through the door that the doctor, an average looking guy, around 6'1, Yuki's height, was leaning against the counter openly flirting with the new young nurse, who had just giggled annoyingly. Yuki made a face as he heard the giggle. It was the same one she made when they had come into the office.

So his little uke's pain was her little bit of pleasure for the day. She giggled as Yuki had signed Shuichi in, knowing already, without looking at the name, who was under the bowed mass of pink hair. That brought them here, a small, light blue room a long table against one wall, a barely cushioned chair next to that, and a built-in counter/cabinet unit across from that next to the door.

Shuichi whined, and Yuki gave him a gruff look, but his golden eyes were sympathetic. Shuichi looked at him for comfort, knowing he wasn't one to display emotions in public, or at all for that matter, but shifted over to his Koi anyway, and was surprised as the blonde man took one of Shuichi's slender hands into one of his larger ones and gave it a quick squeeze.

Just then, the doctor came breezing in, and Yuki, dropped his hand back to his knee.

"Soo… Shindou-sama, you seem to be experiencing," the doctor paused to flip through the clipboard in his hands. "A bit of a rash, and some irritation?" He looked up at the boy, who nodded his head vigorously, tears in his red eyes.

"Ah, well lets take a look shall we?" the doctor asked with a smile. He closed the door behind him, faltering a bit though when he turned back around and saw Yuki helping Shuichi out of his shorts. He coughed nervously and shifted his weight back and forth.

"We have to do this carefully. His 'irritation' is actually quite painful," Yuki said roughly, sending a piercing glare towards the doctor. Shuichi sniffled as Yuki helped him out of the loose shorts and boxers.

The doctor walked of over asking Shuichi to turn around. He looked up at Yuki who nodded slightly. Shuichi, blushingly turned, exposing his backside to the doctor, who gave a sigh of relief, but then blushed. He had to handle couples like this carefully.

"Looks like a simple… uh, allergic reaction to something…," the doctor said with a blush.

The two men looked at the doctor with naked relief. Yuki didn't know what he would've done if something terrible had happened. Shuichi was just glad to know he could be treated painlessly and get back on his sex schedule with Yuki. This last week had been torture on them, so much so, the Yuki had actually thought of letting the boy be the semi. But he just couldn't go through with it. So they had to settle with everything but sex, which was hard, because they both loved the intimacy of it. The tenderness that it brought out in both of them.

"Okay, so what's the treatment?" Shuichi asked happily, completely forgetting that he was exposed from the waist down. Yuki, cleared his throat and helped his uke back into his clothing, seeing as he was already thinking exactly what he was, and it showed. The doctor thanked Yuki silently, this was becoming quiet uncomfortable.

"Well Shindou-sama, it doesn't work like that…," he set the folder onto the counter next to him, before continuing. "I need to know what set off the reaction, so can you tell me, have you used anything… er, new in your… relationship lately?"

Yuki and Shuichi looked at each other, each calculating in their minds what was new and what wasn't. They looked at the doctor, who looked at them expectantly, though still blushing.

"Uh, doc, are free for a bit?" Yuki asked, shifting in his seat, trying not to seem embarrassed.

"Well… my next patient isn't for another half-hour, why?"

"Let's just hope your next patient isn't in dire need of your services," Yuki said dryly.

This is by far, the most random story that I have ever written... there will be another chapter, i plan on asking some friends to help me out with the next part. I need the random ideas, so hang tight folks, the fun is just beginning, so I hope the title leaves you all wondering. Remember 'The List' so, what do think the next chapter would be about?

Hysterically laughingly yours,

Hi-chan