Summary: The Professors voted for Snape to do something against his will. Shopping. He is made to shop for each and everyone of the Professors. So when one of them has something odd on the list, what will he do? And what do Harry, Ron, Hermione, and lingerie have to do with it? What is the outcome?
MO/N: This is THE chapter…
Chapter Twelve: What Fred and George Weasley did
"I'm not following Poppy's rules, but we need your story." Dumbledore said.
"Then we might as well get into a line." Snape said.
Emily hopped up and pulled Snape's bed out. "I get to sit on your bed."
There was a slight blush on Snape's face, but no one noticed. No one ever noticed Snape's embarrassment. Ron got out of bed and pushed Hermione's bed next to Snape's. "I get to sit with by Mione!" Ron said, sitting next to her.
"What?"
"I'm sitting next to Mione." Ron said again.
"Oh!" Everyone chorused. They thought he said, "My Mione."
"I- I can't move." Harry whispered.
Sirius happily went behind Harry's bed and turned it around. Then he pushed it, with a hearty shove. Harry nearly screamed as he was rolled into the line. He stopped exactly next to Ron and Hermione. Sirius sat down on the edge of the bed and slapped his shoulder. Harry winced in pain. "That was fun Harry, wasn't it?"
Harry shook his head.
"Anyway," Dumbledore began. "We need your story, from start to finish."
"It went like this…" Hermione began.
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"Then Snape said no!" Ron said, too happily. Madame Promfrey had to give him more medicine when they told her about his slight accident that he had with the wall. It actually was a really bad cut, and she had to re-open it and clean it out thoroughly.
After the slight intermission, of Ron shrieking, they continued on.
They told them about day three. How Hermione just had to have the pancake batter. That was how they had their batter fights. They had a silent agreement about the pajama's and the peachiness. They also lost their wands.
All the teachers gasped when they heard that they lost their wands on the third day.
They told them about the fourth day, when Snape and Emily fought. Ron was able to sober up and look at Snape. Snape looked back. Snape gave Ron the 'I swear to Merlin' look. Ron didn't say anything about the heart to heart. Snape didn't either.
On the fifth day on how Emily and Snape made up. Ron busted open his head, and…that's about it.
None of the awkwardness between Snape and Ron, Hermione and Ron, and Hermione and Harry was ever told. That was also a silent agreement, even though Emily could have told. It didn't include her.
They told them about the sixth day, when they went Christmas shopping…by conjuring up presents.
Then on Christmas, which was, their seventh day trapped, they told about their presents. They didn't describe their presents, but they described Snape's.
The door suddenly swung open. "Here be the lil' kitty Sev'rus." Penny mewed in the palm of Hagrid's hand. He set her on the floor. She looked up at Hagrid, with her bright eyes, and mewed.
Snape knew she wasn't sure if she was supposed to stay on the floor, or jump on someone. Emily had taught her well. "Penny, come here." Snape said in his deep, ever so mysterious voice.
She cried again, and ran to Snape's bed. She was too small to jump on it, so she pawed the bed. Snape sighed and bent over and picked her up. She started to purr and she got comfortable in his lap. He and Emily started to pet her.
Everyone looked at Snape. Except you know, Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Emily, Now, everyone was surprised. They weren't sure if they should be scared…or afraid.
"Err…" Sirius began.
"She's my kitten." Snape growled.
Everyone got the hint, and became quiet.
"And then we wound up here on the eighth night!" Hermione said.
All the MOM officials and reporters and such left, they concluded that that was the end of their stories.
"Now I want some answers!" Harry demanded. It kind of hurt, but Madame Promfrey gave him a pain relief potion…
"What would you like to know, Mr. Potter?" Dumbledore said.
"Why was this such a bad snow storm, in front of Emily's store?" Harry asked.
Everyone turned to look at Fred and George. Except, you know, Snape, Emily, Ron, Harry, and Hermione.
"Yes, tell us what you did."
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"You see, last week me and Fred had a special mission. It was to- trap you two," George said, pointing to Emily and Snape. "and at first, we saw two people leaving, so we automatically thought it was you two leaving the store. The spell we used was only supposed to work for barely twenty-four hours. I remember Fred cursed the Death Eaters of the world. Don't know why. Anyway, we used the snow spell, thinking it wouldn't last, but since the wind was blowing, and everything, we used it way to hard.
"That was probably why you were stuck in there for awhile." George explained
"Oh! And the list…about size six or something? It was supposed to disappear once you entered the store, so it looked like Snape didn't have to go there in the first place. We didn't realize that Ron, Harry, and Hermione were in the shop with you. Neville saw you, so we thought you were kidnapped." Fred added.
"And Peter Pettigrew escaped from Azkaban prison. He was talking about the five, and we thought that was you." Remus said.
"That letter you sent to Ginny didn't help either." Mrs. Weasley said to Harry.
Harry kind of felt bad…real bad.
"Oh…that explains a lot." Ron said.
Snape snapped. "SO YOU WENT TO LOCK ME UP WITH EMILY!"
"You didn't want to be with me?" Emily asked, with a hint of sadness in her voice.
"That's not what I meant." Snape replied.
"YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO BE WITH ME! AFTER ALL WE DID TOGETHER!" Emily yelled angrily. She jumped off the bed and went back to her own. She threw the covers over her head.
There was an awkward silence. "I believe Potter and Granger need rest. Weasley too. Let's just let them sleep." McGonagall suggested.
Everyone agreed, and they left. Ron realized that Hermione was asleep on his shoulder. He wasn't sure where to sleep. On her bed…or his own…
Penny was purring like crazy, but Snape set her aside. He needed to apologize to Emily. He got up from his bed and went to hers.
"I'm sorry Emily." Snape cried.
Emily pulled the blankets out from over her head and glared at him.
"Honestly, I meant it! I do want to be with you Emy!" Awkward silence. Luckily Harry was asleep, Ron was still trying to figure out where to sleep, and Madame Promfrey was in her office.
Emily's face softened. "I forgive you Sevvy." She sat up and gave him a hug. Snape didn't need to have Ron's advice for this one. Molly taught him well. He hugged back.
When they broke the hug, Madame Promfrey came in and told them to go back to bed. Snape waited patiently as she moved the beds back to their original places. By now Ron made his descision. He was asleep, Hermione against his shoulder.
Snape gently put Penny on his chest. He sighed and stared at the ceiling. 'Maybe the shopping trip wasn't as bad as I thought.'
THE END
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Voldemort looked angrily at the daily prophet. He slammed it on the ground and started to pout. "I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THE FIVE!"
THE END…Maybe…or Epilogue soon…
BB/N: I think Naomi and I are going to write another fanfic together. It's about Cho Chang and Ron…How Cho likes Ron, but Ron likes Hermione. It'll be very interesting nonetheless. Anyway, I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter and maybe…
MO/N: I loved writing this story. I hope I can think of another plot like this soon for my own name.
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BB/N: BEFORE I FORGET!! I never posted the summary to that one story that my brother is halfheartedly making! He's been busy and whatnot! So it'll be in the...actually I might just post it and hope people like it.