Disclaimer: Alas, but I do not owneth Yugi-oh; I am incomplete.
"Mr Yugi Motou?" Yugi sat up, and stretched, surveying the speaker.
"Yeah?" Honestly, did he have to interrupt his daydream? It was just getting good… (A/N: I don't even want to know…)
"Mr Pegasus requests your presence at the Private and Secluded Beach #8, if you please."
"Whaa? A private and secluded beach? What for?"
"Sorry, but Mr Pegasus only pays me to call him Mr Pegasus, fix his cocktails, defend him from crazed duel monsters fans, and sign his Christmas cards, not know all of his private business!"
"Yeesh, sorry! Fine, I'll come. Let me get my shirt, though." Yami conceded lazily. He reached over to the next beach chair, where he put his Puzzle and shirt, but found…nothing. Now he was fully awake. He sat up again, and frantically searched all around the chairs. Nothing.
"5H17!" he yelled, tearing out tufts of his hair. "WHERE—IS—MY—PUZZLE!!????"
"Um, I don't know sir… what was it a puzzle of?" Pegasus's guard looked quite disconcerted.
"Not a jigsaw puzzle, you IMBECILE! My Millennium Puzzle?" Yami's breath came out very fast and shallow. He felt like a bull, in a Spanish Toreador ring. Or a Caesar.
"Oh, well, I don't know. We have a very good security system, so if it was stolen, we could find out the identity of the culprit."
"Oh, Yugi! I should have listened to you!!" Yami moaned miserably.
"Great," the guard thought. "Now he's talking in third person."
Bakura cackled maniacally as he finally hung the Millennium Puzzle around his scrawny neck.
"Hey! My neck is not scrawny!" he yelped defensively.
What? He can hear me now?
"That's right, you fool. Now that I have two Millennium Items, I can hear the narrator speaking in this story!"
Some powers.
"But I, uh, also can, um, oh yeah! Haha! I can also find whatever chocolate truffle I want! With the combined powers of the Puzzle and the Ring, I can locate and steal an unlimited amount of chocolate truffles!! MUAHAHA!!"
…
"Hey, just because you don't appreciate my supreme power now, doesn't mean you won't in a few days, when I CONQUER THE WORLD!"
Ok, nutcase. Now, I think we'll move on to—"Wait!" a voice gasped from deep within Bakura.
Ryou? Is that you?
"Yes…but I am very weak. I am also in grave danger! wheeze If my evil psychopath split personality uses his powers as such, he may destroy me without knowing, until it is too late!"
What!? Why? How? No! Ryou! You can't die! You're too damn cute!
"Thank you, dear author. But if Yami Bakura eats all of his stolen chocolate, he could kill me, for I am…cough allergic to chocolate…"
OH MY GOSH! NO! WE MUST SAVE YOU!
"Thank you…"
now back to Bakura
"What are you staring at me for?"
hehehehe.
()()()()()
Yami sobbed uncontrollably in front of the Kaiba brothers, Pegasus, and an assorted amount of guards, all who looked at him as if…intimidated.
"Yugi…sniff why did I lose you again?"
"Um, Pegasus, do you really expect me to duel this blubbering freak show?" Kaiba whispered in Pegasus's ear.
"Well, not right now, I suppose. Have a little fun in the sun, until Yugi Boy calms down, eh?"
"Fun in the sun. Great. Because that's exactly what I love to do…" Kaiba said sarcastically.
"Of course, Kaiba Boy!" Pegasus sauntered off towards a lawn chair, in the general direction of the lawn bowling.
"Well tickle-me-pink. This has been the weirdest day of my life!" Kaiba said, and sat under a palm tree.
And Yami sobbed on.
"Alright you guys, we're coming in for landing now! Sit down, and buckle up, I don't want to have to scrape Joey off the seat in front of him with a spatula." Mai said to the 'men,' who were playing duel monsters in the aisle. With a victorious cry, Joey stood up violently, spilling all the cards, and declared himself the victor.
"AWIGHT!! I WIN!"
"How did he win..?" Tristan grumbled.
"If I knew the answer to that, I'd know the meaning of life." Duke said comfortingly.
"That would be string theory," said a voice. "I thought everyone knew that." Everyone looked up.
"BAKURA!?" Tea shouted. "How the deuce did you get here?"
"Deuce? My my, someone's been reading about Mr Holmes, haven't we?"
"So? Doyle's my favourite writer!" Tea blushed defensively.
"Indeed. Well, anyway, we were almost getting off topic, and I was just about to gloat self-importantly. Therefore, this is what happened: I stole Yugi's Millennium Item, and transferred Bakura into it as well. So now that the Ring has no spirit residing in it, its special abilities are unlocked. It can be used as a portal (A/N: I almost said portkey.) to travel from place to place, and it can be used as a portable DDR console." He said importantly.
"DDR… Great! Let's dance!" cheered Tea, whose favourite game was as such.
"Certainly! I shall crush you, you fool! Here is where you meet your demise!"
"Think again, dolt! You'll wish you'd never seen me in your entire life!"
DDR!!
"I choose Angel's Song, by Ayumi Hamasaki!" declared Tea. Since it's your game, I choose the song!"
"Fine. But let's raise the stakes, shall we?" sneered Bakura. "Or are you too scared I might win?"
"You wish, creep. What are the stakes? You had better make them good…"
"Oh fasho. (o0) First off, I have valuable information concerning your friend, the Pharaoh. Secondly, I have valuable information concerning your other friend, Yugi Thirdly, I have valuable information concerning Kaiba sunbathing, not to mention Pegasus's skill at lawn bowling. Fourthly—"
"Oh come ON, you idiot! Is all you do gossip?"
"Well…"
"ARGH! Will you PLEASE get on with these 'high stakes' of yours?" Tea fumed.
"Well excuse me, Miss I'm-too-good-to-listen-to-gossip! Fourthly, if you lose, you don't get to learn all these things, while I taunt you, all the while sending you to the Shadow Realm. As always. I'm not much of an original."
"No kidding. I just hope you won't be as bad on the dance floor, I wouldn't want to win so easily!"
"LEEEEEET'S DUEL!"
"Ahhh, you know Mokuba? I think Pegasus was actually right for a change. Sunbathing is most relaxing." Kaiba sighed as he stretched out on his uber-comfortable armchair.
"Yeah, you're right, big brother! But you know, UV rays are harmful, and Pegasus isn't to be trusted!" Mokuba warned.
"Aw, come on, Mokie! Tanning is good for you! And besides, Pegasus is now our greatest ally! So come on, take off that shirt of yours, like I did, and tan for all you're worth!" Kaiba replied happily.
'He called me Mokie,' Mokuba thought. 'And he said Pegasus was our friend…and he took off his shirt! He NEVER takes off his shirt! Could it be that Pegasus is using artificial UV rays to brainwash big brother?'
And Yami sobbed on.
OH MY GOSH! Kaiba's gone mad! Yami's had an emotional breakdown! And Bakura and Tea are dancing like mad in a plane that's circling the island! How will our heros inside the puzzle cope with not being able to reach their friends, even though the information they accidentally received could hold the key to this adventure! Oops…did I tell you that? Heh…heh…