Disclaimer: NO!! NO!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! NOOOOOOOO!!! is dragged onto stage in front of a large audience Uh...hey everybody!!! I'm just going to leave...meets wall of wizards OK FINE!! I OWN NOTHING!! WAAA!!

Ok...so...congratulations to...NO ONE!! No one played my game! WAAA!! goes off to a corner to sulk gets lonely sighs invisible Harry walks up Aaaw, Do I have to? Ok fine...here's the next chapter...and remember...I'm only giving it to you because I left you off with a cliffhanger last time!

BANG!!

Next thing I knew Malfoy was on the floor with both Ron and Harry standing over him, wands out. "You Bloody PERVERT!!" I heard Ron yell brandishing his wand at Malfoy.

"Ron! Harry! Calm down!" I urged franticly, grabbing their elbows and pulling them down. Malfoy stood up, a sour look on his face, as if he had just swallowed a lemon whole. His cheeks had turned a light shade of pink with embarrassment. He brushed himself off sharply.

"Head boy and girl duty. Tonight at eight. Dumbledore's office." He said quickly and slunk off. Ron was breathing heavily, shooting daggers at Malfoy's back, and Harry was just starring down at his shoelaces. Ron turned to face me once Malfoy was seated. His face softened and he put his arm around me.

"Are you ok?" He asked leaning forward so his face was barley an inch from mine. His breath was warm in my ear and his eyes peer earnestly into my own.

"Yeah...yeah I'm fine." I replied breathlessly. I turned back to my porridge. "Scurgio." I muttered under my breath, pointing my wand at my robes. The mess instantly jumped off my robes and back into my bowl. Eew. I thought, looking at my rather fuzzy porridge. Ron reluctantly dropped his hand from around my waist and went back to attacking his half eaten eggs.

"Mr. Potter! Mr. Weasley! Classes haven't even started yet, and already you two have managed to get yourselves into trouble!" Professor McGonagall stormed up behind us. Ron and Harry both whirled around. I saw Harry let out an inaudible sigh and Ron was clicking his teeth, starring down at the floor. "20 points from Gryffindor...each! Plus you both will serve detention!"

"But...Professor! Malfoy...he-"Ron started.

"Did absolutely nothing to you. You had no motivation for attacking Mr. Malfoy. Now stop back talking or it will be another 10 points from Gryffindor." And with that she turned on her heel and proceeded back to the teacher's table.

"Can you believe her?" Ron asked incredulously, looking at me and Harry. "40 points...from her own house!"

"She's right you know," I said, trying to be reasonable but suppressing a grin. "You had no reason to attack him. Why did you anyway?"

"Well I...uh...he...well..." Ron stammered.

"He was looking at you." Harry said blatantly, staring at a point somewhere above Ron's head.

"So?" I asked looking from Ron to Harry. Ron's ears had turned a lovely shade of brick and Harry wasn't looking at me. They both looked so cute and sheepish I had trouble keeping from laughing. "What?" Ron squirmed uncomfortably. I had to bite my lip to keep a straight face. "You two are impossible!" I sighed exasperatedly, then quickly shoved a spoonful of fuzzy porridge into my mouth to suppress my unheard giggles.

A/N: Ok...see...I can be nice! No evil cliffhangers this time! I know it's short...but I promise to make the next one EXTRA long, to make up for this one being ReEeEaAaAly short!! But until then...I leave you with this quote: Peace out...Rock on...And chocolate cake to all!!

CSP