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A/N: I am SOOOOO sorry for not updating in like…OVER A MONTH OMFGawd! I DIDN'T THINK IT HAD BEEN THAT LONG!!! begins freaking out deep breath Ooook! Before I forget and freak out again…here are some thank-yous I owe you guys!

Heather: you know what I'm going to say so why bother saying it? AND YES DRACO AND HERMIONE LOOK CUTE TOGETHER!! So hmph.

redick4: Thank you yet again for your words of wisdom!!

Liz: That is the beauty of FanFiction…I can warp the characters to suit my every whim!! Thanks for the excellent description of me though! You even got the age right! Hope to hear your criticism again!

Misha: I'm glad you enjoyed it! I hope to hear from you again! If I keep gluing you to your seat…won't your pants rip? LOL…JK!!

Viki: uhhh…thanks? AAAAAH! U HAVE SCARRED ME AND ALL WONDERFUL REVIWERS WHO READ MY REVIEWS BY PLANTING SNAPE SINGING THE THONG SONG AND SHAKING HIS ASS IN OUR HEADS!! NOOOO!!! begins banging head on desk YAY! GIANT CRUMPET ISLAND IN THE POO TEA SEA! I'll bring the jelly!!

Rockbaby67: Thank You for your reviews! This is not going to be a HG/DM fic though. (Even though that's one of my fav 'ships!) Hope to hear from you again!

Simply Obsessed: I'm glad you found it funny! I LUV to make people laugh! - As for my writing technique…don't worry! It won't be changing! I have my best inspiration while I'm hyped up on sugar!! WHEEEEEEE!! CHOCOLATE AND COCONUT!! Hehehe…jk… I have no idea where C-E-F-Y has gone! OO begins searching franticly C-E-F-Y!! WE NEED MORE WTF?!!!!!

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A/N: ok I think that's everybody…NOW READ!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? (you: for you to stop rambling.) (me: struggling must…not…hit…reader!)

STORY TIME!!

The minute I was out of the doors of the hospital wing…I knew I had made a mistake. Ron had just opened his heart to me…and what had I done? CHOPPED IT UP AND PUT IT IN MY SOUP! I resisted the urge not to curse myself and ran back to the hospital wing. I stopped in the door way and took a look at Ron from around the door. He was laying down staring at the ceiling eyes blank and a teardrop hanging off his long nose. He looked so broken. I felt like shit…no…lower than shit…the shit of shit's shit. I had to bite my lip to keep from crying. I walked in slowly up to Ron. "Ron I…" I started but he just rolled over the other way. "Ron…I'm really sorry…what you said…it…surprised me was all."

"I'm sure when Malfoy said that he liked you, you ran away too huh?"

"Well…no…but….THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!" I said my temper rising because of the stress of the situation.

"YES IT IS HERMIONE!" Shouted Ron sitting up and turning to face me his ears red eyes puffy. "Don't you see?" He asked calming down a little. "The way you reacted showed how you felt…you don't want me to like you…you'd rather kiss a ferret, LITERALLY, than me."

"How do you know that? How do you know I'm not tempted to kiss you right now?"

"Because…you ran away." Ron said quietly dropping his eyes. I stood there, stunned at all the damage I had done. The usually cheerful, slightly panicky, funny, a little hot tempered Ron I had known since I had arrived at Hogwarts, was sitting in front of me, looking as if he would give anything just to die.

I could feel hot tears welling up in the back of my eyes. I bit my lip harder and harder. I felt the salty taste of my own blood in my mouth but I kept biting, hoping to stop the tears. But they came. The came in a flood. Next thing I knew I was kneeling on the floor of the hospital wing crying. My sobs began to get harder and harder. It was getting hard to breathe. I felt someone's arms around me but I tried to pull them off me. I didn't need sympathy! I needed to be punished! I had broken one of my best friends! I tried again to pull the hands off me, but they wouldn't budge. I gave in and just cried on the shoulder that was there my sobs still hard and shallow. I cried until…everything just went black.

I woke up to find myself in a hospital bed facing Ron's. He wasn't in it. I sat straight up. My head was pounding. What had happened? Where was Ron? I looked to my other side franticly. Ron was sitting there, staring at his shoes. He must have heard the bed sheets ruffle because he looked up. His eyes widened and he pounced on me. He hugged me so tightly I thought I was going to pass out from lack of oxygen. "Hermione! You're alright! I was so worried! You started hyperventilating while you were crying and you blacked out and stopped breathing! Madam Pomfrey was worried you weren't going to wake up again! You almost turned into a VEGITABLE! Ooh…Hermione!" I sat there stunned letting Ron hug me. And I thought I had bad mood swings! I patted him softly on the back. He finally let go of me sitting down in the chair next to my bed.

"Ron…I'm really, really sorry." I said looking down at my hands in my lap.

"Forget it. Just forget it." He said shaking his head.

"Forget it…RON YOU'RE A GENIUS!!" I said hugging him again.

"I am? Wait…what are you doing?" I pulled out my wand.

"Ron, do you trust me?"

"Uh…yes?"

"Good then! Close your eyes!"

"What?"

"Just do it!" He closed his eyes. "Obliviate!" A dreamy look came over Ron's face. "OK…uh…you just woke up in the hospital wing after being attacked by Malfoy trying to save me from being turned into a sex toy…uh…that's it…?" I had never done a memory charm to save my butt before, so I wasn't quite sure what to do, so I dragged Ron over to his bed and tucked him in. I sat down in the chair next to it and waited for him to wake up.

A/N: OK! Sorry it wasn't very long…but I'll try to write more this weekend, but I'm not making any promises! I do have an essay to write, letters to send, research to do…is crushed into a pancake by work load YAH! So…REVIEW!! Pwetty pwease? puss in boots eyes