Name : What No One Knew

By: Softballsweeti11

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Harry Potter. I own the plot and any characters that you might encounter that were not in the 5 books that there are out. GO J.K. ROWLING!!!!! YEAH!!!

Summary: (Set in the marauders' 7th year) Marauders- Peter, Remus, Sirius, and James, but there was another, one other, Head Girl and James' best friend, Lily Evans. And though James doesn't realize, Lily is desperately in love with him, though he remains oblivious to her secret pine for him. Britney, James's girlfriend on the other hand, has definitely noticed this. Being the wench she is, she of course retaliates.

Chapter 2

The One Woman War

        Britney woke up the next morning with bright red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple stripes down her entire body. They wouldn't come off. Her hair was black, not blond and her nails were yellow with age that apparently occurred over night. Lily had snuck in and done this to her while she was sleeping the night before. Lily was so mad that night, she snuck into the restricted section of the library and looked up a spell she later put on Britney. The Stripes and all would not be removed until Britney and James had broken up. Then, if they ever got together again, Britney would turn into a walking rainbow again. She also decided to move things along by making it so James wouldn't want to kiss her, Britney would ALWAYS have the worst breath you could imagine!! That should teach her to be such a bitch and be so mean to James!!! HA! Lily thought as Britney walked into breakfast that morning, shouting for James to come and help her and the Great Hall was ringing with laughter! James got up and helped her back out and into the Gryffindor common room.

Back in the Great Hall, laughter was finally dying down, but chatter could be heard and it all revolved around what had just happened.

Lily was smirking as she started on her bacon. Sirius was dumbfounded, who could have pulled this prank, if not the marauders? Then his gaze fell upon Lily, looking like, almost as if…then it hit him, square in face. Lily fancied James. It was a marauder that had done this, Lily! GO LILY he thought.

Lily looked at Sirius as she realized that she had been found out, just looking at his face, she knew that he knew she had done it. He then motioned for her to follow him out of the hall. He led her to the lake, where he looked her straight in the eye and asked, "Do you fancy James?"

What ever she thought that had been coming, that was not it. "Well…I-I…n-no…" Sirius laughed, "Yes you do! Wait, so you did that to Britney because you were mad at her! BRILLIANT! Wait 'til I tell James-"

"NO!"

"What? You think that he won't like you back?"

"Yeah, that, but then, I would rather wait until I could tell him myself and he realizes what a slutty bitch Britney is!"

"Whoa, geez Lils, count to ten or something"

"ONE…TWO…THREE…IT'S NOT HELPING!" she screamed.

"Listen, why don't you tell James you like him-"

"NO WAY IN HELL!" Lily shouted.

"Fine, I was going to say, tell him you like him" Lily's eyes flared. "OR find a way to get Britney to snog some guy then have James walk in on her cheating on him!"

"Good idea. Who, when, and how should we set this up?" Lily asked, a marauder grin splitting her face.

"Oh, I've got the whole plan; you just have to wait for the first day of Winter Break."

"What, so soon? You can pull this off in 3 days?" Lily asked.

"Don't you worry, I'll have it ready," Sirius soothed her.

First Day of Winter Break

        Sirius had convinced James to stay at Hogwarts for Christmas. Lily and Sirius were of course staying. And Britney and Frank were both staying, many thanks to Sirius, who had some strings pulled. Sirius had informed Lily that morning of the plan and both were grinning when they walked into the Great Hall for lunch. Much to Lily's disgust, James was sitting with Britney and both looking at each other lovingly; after all, it was the happiest time of the year!

A/N ok, so I'm so evil, you'll have to wait for the next chapter to see how Sirius pulls the BIG prank off and what the prank is!

MUH HA HA! Toodles!