Name: What No One Knew

By: Softballsweeti11

Disclaimer: two words: don't sue, three words: I don't own, four words: (you see where I'm going with this...)

Summary: (Set in the marauders' 7th year) Marauders- Peter, Remus, Sirius, and James, but there was another, one other, Head Girl and James's best friend, Lily Evans. And though James doesn't realize, Lily is desperately in love with him, though he remains oblivious to her secret pine for him. Britney, James' girlfriend on the other hand, has definitely noticed this. Being the wench she is, she of course retaliates.

Author's Note (A/N): Thanks to all my reviewers! I didn't expect to get so much!!!! Thanks again! Now I would like to take this time and space to reply to the reviews, but I would like it known that I WILL read them, just, sometimes not reply to them. Though keep on the lookout!

Lilchocolatechip011-in this story, she is a jerk! But one of my friend's friends is named Brittany, so, although the girl in the story is, the real Brittany isn't.

SakuraTree101-I know, it does stink, I wish I had known that I could only submit one review per chapter, so I could be forewarned. But your idea is good, entering another review, just for a different chappie. And I know what you mean; I just REALLY wanted them to get together, thanks for the input!

Aquariusbaby205-thanks, I'll try to fix it, no guarantees though, I mean, I'm still a little confused about posting my stuff.

Tanya J Potter- thanks, and I originally put little separators in between the different views, but fanfiction deleted it. I think I will just write POV now.

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And now...the chappie! (Below, you idiots!)

Chapter Five Sarcasm and Smirks

James was ecstatic. He could not hold in his joy! He was giddy! He was happy! He was...

"Prongs! How are you doing?" Sirius said buoyantly.

James sent him a death glare, "How do you think?" He said sarcastically.

"Okay, what's up dude, something is definitely bothering you, what is it?" Sirius asked seriously. (Pun intended!)

"How would you feel if two girls both liked you, and you liked both of them?"

"Oh...you mean like Michelle and Candy and Bunny and Karma?" Sirius asked James looked scandalized.

"No. I mean, like two girls you CARED about, not your fan club."

"Oh. Well, let's just say that I know something about Britney that will eliminate your problem, so don't worry yourself, just concentrate on the prank at hand." Sirius finished, and then he bounced out of the room, leaving James bewildered, a habit that was becoming most annoying to him.

Lily was ecstatic. She could not hold in her joy! She was giddy! She was happy! She was...really, this way. (I'm not just being sarcastic) Why, you ask, because, it was coming, coming ever closer, closer than ever before, it was...the prank. The prank that had been put off in light of Jame's parents being kill-She wouldn't think about that. Sure, James was still upset, and you think her and Sirius heartless for planning to hurt his already wounded heart even more, but the truth was that every moment James spent with Britney, the more he was doomed to hurt when he did find out. So Lily and Sirius began to plan, they had postponed it far enough, now, the prank would take place the next day, Christmas Day, at 3:30 pm, starting in the Great Hall. Lily would be in the Common Room, reading. And Sirius would be...well, you'll soon know.

"Is it ready? When is it going to be put into action?" Lily asked Sirius later that night.

"It's almost done; I just need one more thing." He responded.

"What? What do we need?"

"Mistletoe, a hell of a lot of mistletoe," Sirius said, smirk among his dazzling facial features, not looking out of place on this young marauder.

A/N- Sorry it was so short! I'll try to update as soon as I can! Maybe I can make a longer chapter, if I had some motivation...hint, hint. R & R please! Thanks!