Disclaimers: I don't own Weiss or any of the characters mentioned.
Warnings: Yaoi, references to God, OOC and swearing.
Notes: Muahahaha! I once again do another stupid fic! My insperation for this fic was when my cousin told me about her going to a retreat. Please don't flame my fic TT.
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'Thoughts'
Telepathy
Both Weiss and Schwarz are on a retreat and have to now make a confession.
Priest: Now that we are all gathered here, who will go in for the confession first?
All except Aya: Step back
Aya enters the confession room.
Aya: Forgive my father for I have sinned.
Priest: Tell me my child, what you have done.
Aya: Well…thinks 'I can't tell him what I really do…' I've been glaring at people and give death threats to all those girls who don't buy anything at the flower shop.
Priest: sweat drops Very well my child. Your faith has saved you. Go in peace.
The next to enter was Youji.
Youji: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: Tell me my child, what sin have you done.
Youji: Well you see, I've been womanizing for most of my life and I don't really feel like stopping now. So yeah, I haven't done much.
Priest: Um…okay, go now in peace.
Ken soon entered the confession room.
Ken: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: 'At last we have a sensible one' tell me child, what sin have you committed?
Ken: Well you see…hits random object I can't take this shit anymore! Brazil keeps winning each fucking year at soccer and Japan hasn't got any fucking chance against them! I could be out there playing but NOOOOO, I had to get kicked off the fucking J-league! I had some fucked-up friend to drug me!
Priest: OO;
Ken: Oh…um…I've been cursing a lot…;
Priest: Err…go in peace and try not to curse a lot. OO
When Ken left the room Omi came in. He was crying.
Omi: Father sniff Forgive me sniff for I have sinned.
Priest: 'I wonder what he did…' Tell me my child, what have you done wrong.
Omi: Sniff Okay…but you have to promise that you won't call the police…
Priest: Holds cordless phone in hand and starts dialing to the police I won't just tell me what you've done.
Omi: Sniff It's so horrible! I can't believe I did it! I did to my best friend!
Priest: Tell me, what have you done?
Omi: I…I…I told I lie! I lied to my friend that my favorite color was purple! It's actually pink!
Police: barges into confession room what's the problem sir?
Omi: starts to cry again Father! You promised not to call the police!
Priest: Um…they're not the police! Thinks of something they're the…ah…they're strippers! That's it! Strippers!
Police: Oo A married police man faints others start to shift away the rest run away
Omi: Father! This is a church! How could you do such a thing?? And to think you're a priest!
Outside the confession room
Schuldich: Mien Got! Who called the police?
Youji: Who do you think?
Ken: Um…the priest?
Aya: smacks Ken's head
Crawford: One point to the cursing jock.
Farfarello: Hehehe…Cursing hurts God.
Omi emerges from the Confession room
Youji: Omi, what did you say to make the priest call the police?
Omi: Um…not to call the police?
Aya: Hn…
Schu: So kitten, why exactly did the police run away?
Omi: blush well you see…the priest said that they were strippers and that's when they ran away.
Crawford: I guess I'm next…
In the Confession room
Crawford: Forgive me Father for I am about to sin in 5 hours 53 minutes and 30 seconds.
Priest: sweat drops Okay…tell me my child what sin will you do?
Crawford: I'll be doing my job and I won't be too clean about my job.
Priest: Um…Go in peace and try to do right not wrong.
Schu entered next.
Schu: Forgive me Father…and you know the rest…
Priest: Tell me what wrong have you done?
Schu: Reads a few minds, including priest's Um…been looking through stuff I shouldn't go through…don't know if it's a sin though…
Priest: Go in piece your God has saved you.
Nagi entered the room after Schu.
Nagi: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: 'Lord, I hope he isn't like the young blond.' Tell me child what sin have you done?
Nagi: I've disobeyed my "Parents" and went to the person I love. Oh, the one I love is actually a boy, you would have seen him. He's the blond boy who came in crying. Yeah well, when I disobeyed my parents I went to my boyfriend and spent a hot steamy night of…
Priest: God has forgiven you, go in piece.
Farf was the last to go in, wearing a straight jacket.
Farf: laughing
Priest: Um…what have you done child?
Farf: Why would I ask for forgiveness? God's the one who took my family! laughs madly God needs to feel the pain! starts to attack the priest
Priest: HEEEELP!
Weiss& Schwartz: Go in and saves priest
Youji: Who let him come?
Schu: Shrugs Felt like bringing him. I mean, How come we have to suffer while he lounges off?
Youji: Point taken.
The rest of the day was spent trying to pry Farfarello from killing the Priest.