Author: Lady CC Kagehoshi

Summary: Humorous. Fluffyish. Light hearted. A story of how Ron and Hermione got together.

Timeline: post-Ootp. One year after the defeat of Lord Voldemort.

Disclaimer: This disclaimer is for the entire story. I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. I'm just borrowing it! Honest. I'll give it back… JK Rowlings owns it. I own the plot though, I think.

In a deep, dark forest where many nasty creatures lived, there was a squirrel. And what a squirrel! It was short, with a cute little nose, innocent round eyes and a fluffy tail. Yes, the little squirrel, whose name was Bob, was very proud of his tail. But then again, Bob isn't important in our story… except maybe as a way of introduction and getting little girls, not including myself of course, to ooh and ahh.

Ooh and ahh people.

Now that's done, let me draw your attention away from Bob, who is now scampering of into a forest off to find nuts. Bye bye Bob! If you're wondering, as I haven't told you guys yet and there are many forests in the world, the forest is called the Forbidden Forest. Students and pansies coughDracocough shouldn't be brought in there. Why, dear reader? You see, they tend to wet themselves in there. Or get eaten and never return. Whatever.

As I was saying before, we are somewhere inside the forbidden forest. La la la la la. Romp through the forest people. And hope you don't get eaten.

Oh! There goes a human. Let's follow him.

Ron Weasley was NOT having a nice day. In fact, he would say that he was having a rotten one. Why, you may ask? Well… you can ask, it's just up to me too answer. Boo hoo for you then. Ahem. As I was saying, Ron Weasely was not happy. He was inside a forest, full of Merlin knows what creatures, and he was lost.

Oh yes. Ron Weasley. The Sidekick-Of-He-Who-Vanquished-You-Know-Who was lost. You see, it had to do with these insects called spiders. Ron Weasley was afraid of spiders. Very afraid. Very, very, very afraid. It was because of his brothers, Gred and Forge. Nuff said. You'd be very, very, very afraid too if you were their brother.

Now, Ron Weasley was a wizard. He had the robes and wand to prove it. We'll take no notice though that the robes are bright orange. Stare. Right… we won't.

As because the Sidekick-Of-He-Who-Vanquished-You-Know-Who was a wizard, said wizard could use a wand. A simple point me spell would have solved his problems. Now dear reader, why should we tell him that? It wouldn't be that much fun if we did.

The wand was currently in the hand of The Sidekick. Said sidekick was muttering to himself.

"Bloody hell…where in Merlin's name am I?" Ron Weasley muttered. "Right. How do I get out of here?"

Chirp. Chirp. There go some birdies.

After, let's say around ten minutes, Ron remembers a spell. "Point me." Magic happens as the wizard says the spell. Finding that Hogwarts was to the west of him, he walks in that direction.

Insert music. We're off to see Hogwarts, the wonderful Hogwarts of old.