Fire: MAN!!! IT'S BEEN AWHILE!!!!!
Nami: For not updateing for a month a guess, YOU HAVE TO PAY ME 1 MILLION BELLI!!!
Fire: HELL NO!!!!!!! Anyways since this is the only fic I swear frequently, I try to at least make it my best fic, NO OFFENSE JENN!!!! (listening to Just like a Pill)
Every Anime character in mankind: (wide-eyed)
Fire:Whatever, to those rats out there, I DO NOT OWN CCS OR THE SONG STONED!
Tomoyo: Why do you say that part about the song, you don't mention that in your fic.
Fire: YES I DO!!!! THE TITLE EACH CHAPTER IS THE LYRICS TO THE SONG!!!
And I am Drunk
By Fire-kohai (most likely)
Sakura stared out the window of the lunchroom while her friend Tomoyo was chatting on and on about how she was having a fashion show this weekend. Ever since last night she felt, empty, ever since she met Li-Sensei, she hasn't felt…anything…
Syaoran blushed furiously until he realized he didn't have fifth period yet, and the slut of a girl disappeared. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!! He thought and realized and he decided it was time to go to the Teachers' Lounge.
On his way there he saw Hideaki again. "HIYA LI-SENSEI!!!!!! WANNA EAT LUNCH WITH SAKURA AND ME?!!!!" his attitude seemed even more cheerful than when he saw him in homeroom. "No thank you…" Syaoran walked away…
"Hey guys guess what?!!! I think Li-sensei is a crack addict!!!!" besides Sakura and Tomoyo, Keiko Shiro was there too. Keiko was more like Hideaki's best friend then Sakura's and Tomoyo's. "Who the fuck are you talking about?!" she whispered violently, her brown hair with red highlights shook furiously, her red (SORRY JENN!!) eyes gleaming with curiosity. Since Keiko had a more advanced class, she didn't know what he was talking about.
"He's our homeroom teacher" and Tomoyo and Sakura nodded in agreement. "Why would you think a respectable member of the community would be taking coke?!" she said in shock. "Symptoms of cocaine appear in posture as well as behavior. Even if his behavior is in check, his posture may be out of whack, so to speak." He said sounding like a genius.
"I think so too!" everyone turned to face Sakura, whom was blushing. "I went to a Night Club last night and I saw him sniffing some eating some white powder with his drink, BUT IT MAY JUST BE SALT!!!" she said the last part regretting what she said before. "No, not unless he was having a martini (XD!!!!!!!)." Keiko got up from her seat and pointed a finger at Hideaki. "YOU STEREOTYPICAL BASTARD!!!!!!!" she yelled this time, so everyone in the cafeteria heard and turned to look at her. She blushed and sat down, the conversation at the table was cut short after that…
Syaoran was in the Teachers' Lounge thinking about his hallucination of a girl. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!! Just then the bell rang signaling 5th period to start. SHIT! THAT GIRL BETTER NOT HAVE REALLY EXISTED!!!!
Unfortunately, she did exist, and she was a real bitch! When the students took a test to review what they know by heart, things seemed good, until Syaoran found a picture of her full-frontally naked in her test. "Uggggghhhhh………" he groaned at the thought of teaching her for a whole year.
Finally, school ended and everyone got out in a rush to have fun wherever they were going to. Syaoran drove his sleek dark green Honda out of the school parking lot and noticed a lot of kids being picked up. Keiko's mom picked her up in a mini-van that seemed a black color. Everyone else got picked up in mini-vans except for Hideaki.
Unlike all the other kids at this school, Hideaki was there on full schlorship. Unfortunatly, the scholarship only reached a certain extent, therefore leaving him with classes that were just too easy. Hideaki was riding on what seemed to be roller-skate shoes with his leather messenger bag (YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!) and a solemn smile on his face.
Syaoran had sympathy for Hideaki, and decided to make a silent vow to help him out as much as he could. As soon as Syaoran got home he got out of his school clothes and changed into clubbing clothes. He called up Kenshin and they went to the same club as last night.
Syaoran stood in the same spot he stood last night. He looked at Kenshin. "Hey buddy, look over at that SEXY bitch over there!" Kenshin said and Syaoran realized in shock that everything was EXACTLY THE same as last night. Then that means… Sakura took her que and before she could drink Syaoran dragged her out of the club. "WHAT THE FUCK GOING ON!!!" he yelled to himself.
TBC!!!!
Fire: There, THIS BETTER BE LONG! OH, REVIEW PLEASE!!! I FEED OFF OF THEM!!!!!!