Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1/2
Master Shake burst into through the door, leaving a hole where the door should have been, yet no fragments remained.
"YES!" Master Shake cried triumphantly.
"Shake, what the hell are you doing? We just GOT that door! Do you know how expensive it is to get a custom-made door in YOUR shape?" Frylocke demanded angrily.
"No, and I don't care. That woman at the hardware store touches me in places I like..." Shake said, smiling stupidly, before shaking a box, "Besides! We won't need a specialyl shaped door after this"
"What the hell is that?" Frylocke asked, now curious.
A large wad of meat rolled into the living room, "Hey, where'd my game system go? Buying that Atari 2600 ate up my lifesavings, you know. And I needs me some Sealab 2021"
"I sold it! To pay for porn!" Shake lied, "And to have a hooker get a tattoo that reads 'Master Shake Was Here' on her ass"
"A hooker?" Meatwad inquired.
"No, you didn't, Shake!" Frylocke snapped, "You busted it into a thousand pieces again, because you wanted it to play CDs and it couldn't"
"Whatever! Now get Carl, because this...will revolutionize our lives!" Master Shake declared.
Minutes later, Cerl, their next door neighbor had joined them, and Master Shake was frantically shaking the box, "Thisisitthisisitthisisitthisisitthisisitthisisitthisisit THIS IS IT"
"What's it, Shake?" Frylocke asked.
"Yeaaaaheheheah! AND WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO COME INTO THIS HOUSE, AGAIN?!" Carl demanded.
"This is the answer! Inside is magic water that's guaranteed to change our lives forever!" Shake declared, shaking the box even more violently.
"And why are you shaking it?" Frylocke inquired.
"Why am I what?" Shake asked, just as the box slipped out of his hands and struck the ceiling, "whoops"
"FREAKING AWESOME!" Carl-chan cried, "I have hair again! Shake-man, you actually did"
"Why do you have boobs?" Carl-chan inquired.
Frylocke was a blonde with a c-cup rack, Carl was a raven-haired chick with a d-cup, but Meatwad was a statue-esque redhead with the largest rack, an H-cup.
"SHAKE!!!" Frylocke roared, staring at Master Shake, was now a pink-haired girl with small boobs.
"Ignignok lied! He said I'd have the biggest rack!" Master Shake whined.
On the moon, two 2-bit moon men laughed their asses off.
I don't know WHY I even attempted this, since Aqua Teen is a very visual-oriented series. But I guess I was inspired by the fact that someone made a Beavis and Butthead/Ranma 1/2 fanfic that wound up with the two characters actually ending up much better than they were before. Beavis because a martial-arts chick while Butthead became a female Barney-like dinosaur who liked baking. So, they could now defend and feed themselves.
Well, I wasn't actually trying to match that particular story, but it was still an inspiration.
A-kun