I can't believe the stuff that happened to us! Well, I mean that it's, like, so weird to be here, you know. But it's pretty cool, all these time travelling stuff. Yeah, you heard right. Time travel. As in T-I-M-E T-R-A-V-E-L. You know, like going back to the past, and all that other crap. Okay, I'll shut up now.

...You're probably wondering how it happened, huh? Well, it all has to do with this guy that looks like the other guy, and then his ghost rules, oh crap, I mean, lures my friend Haylie into some place that smells like someone died, and makes her pick up some key, and then she goes to his abandoned house (it also smells like crap in there. It scared me a lot to be in there, you know. shivers) and we find this piccy of some guy that looks like 'em! God, it's like so weird! Wait a freakin' second...do you catch my drift? No? Well, no one does anyway.

"Hey you! Get your ass off the bed! NOW!"

I can hear Dawn's voice somewhere. I don't wanna wake up yet! Go ahead, try and make me!

"Gail! Get up! Do you know what date it is? I don't know, but I have been here waking you up for forty-five years now! Get the hell out of your bed!"

Shut up already! I don't wanna! I DON'T WANNA! GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

"Arrgh! Fine! Go and slack off in the job! I'm leaving! Ugh! I hate this!"

Probably the best thing you have done in your life! Now, here I am, off to Dreamland...hi Pierre...marry me! MWAH! I love you!..........ZZZZZZZZ...

I woke up with a smile on my face and memories of my dream of Pierre Bouvier. Ahh, my rock god! He is so cute! I wish I'm six years older so I could marry him! HEE HEE!!! Okay, wait a sec...what time is is it? Eh? QUARTER TO TWELVE?!? SHIT!!!

"OH MY FREAKIN' GOD!!!"

I put on my clothes so quick that I tripped on my pants, fell and hit the floor headfirst. Owweee!!! My nose hurts! Oh man, oh man oh man! I am so frickin' late!!! I went through the stairs of the Lodging House like I was flying. I didn't even have the time to say goodbye to Kloppman. Sorry dude! I ran to the Newsies Square like a chocobo running on M'iihen Highroad in Final Fantasy X. In case you're wondering, a chocobo is like an oversized baby chick that are so cute and adorable. I'd show you, but I don't have the time, sorry! Well, I finally reached the square. The others are already gathered in there. Okay, just walk like everything's normal. Be calm, be smooth, just walk. Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk....like gliding through the air. Lalalalalalala....hey, look at me! WEEEEEWEEEWEEE!!!

"Gail, what'cha doin'?!?"

Huh? Ah, what?!?

"What? Oh, uh...nothing, nothing! Eheheheh!!!" Dammit! That's so embarrasing!

"Oh, so you've finally decided to wake up?!?" Dawn said. She looked annoyed. What's her damage?

"Sorry." I said. Well, there's no use for heading towards the distribution center. I'm, like, so late anyway. Good thing I still have a few bucks left in my wallet. We headed to Tibby's and ate lunch. YUM! This hotdog's good. (Don't you dare think of anything sexual, you perv!) BURP!

"Excuse me!" I said at once.

Paying time. I shoved my hand into my pocket and grabbed my wallet. No worries, I have money. Yeah, I do. I have cash here. It's impossible that I don't have any......EEEK!!! I DON'T HAVE ANY!!! Wait, wait, wait! I know I have money! I didn't buy anything yesterday!......Oh yah, I did. I bought snackage yesterday. Darn it!

"I...uh, Dawn, umm...can I borrow money from you?" I said, trying desperately to look desperate.

"Why?" Dawn looked at me like I was dog shit on the road. Still, I pleaded like a beggar.

"Please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please!!!"

"NO! I was supposed to use this to buy that cute top and those gorgeous pair of denim pants back home! And now, I have almost nothing." She said, looking really disappointed. I think it's time to use the secret weapon: The Puppy Dog Pout. ("Psycho" music plays)

"Oh no! Don't you dare!" No, it has to be done. Feel the power of the Puppy Dog Pout! YAH!

"AARRGHH!!! Okay! Okay! Here's your stupid dollar!" Yay! I won! I won! WEEEEE!!!! I snatched the dollar from her palm and gave it to the waiter. Eww gross! Why are you looking at me like that?!? You think I'm not gonna pay? I waved the dollar at his face and gave it to him. He gave me my change. Well, at least I still have something for tomorrow. Now, let's go and play Game Boy Advance!!!

I sat under the Greeley dude's statue and whipped out my GBA. You'll be road scum now, Mysterio! (I'm currently playing Spider-Man. Why? 'Coz Tobey McGuire's cute! Oh, gotta love those blue eyes and that baby smile! HEEHEE!!!) I paid more attention to my GBA than to the others, who were talking about...stuff. Who cares anyway? Wait, I just noticed that Jack's not here. I asked the guys where he is.

"Where's Jack, you guys?"

"Oh, he's still sellin' wid Davey." Kid Blink answered. Who's Davey? I don't know him. I never met him too.

"Uh, who's Davey?" I asked.

"Oh, he's da new kid. He was wid us dis mornin'. He has a kid brudda named Les. Dat guy's a bit soft. Kinda like a goil." Racetrack said, and the other boys laughed. "And, ya know? I t'ink Hallie likes him!" They laughed harder now. I just noticed something. The twins aren't here.

"Where are the twins?" I asked. Dawn giggled. Taylor just scowled. She still looks like All Souls' Day. Creepy.

"Oh, they came with Jack and Davey. Hallie insisted to come with them." Dawn giggled even harder. She really emphasized Davey's name, didn't she? Oh darn it! Not again! I lost to freakin' Mysterio! I'm getting bored with the GBA. I just can't beat Mysterio! He's not that hard! Why's he being such a craphead?

"Hey guys, I gotta jet. I'm gonna take a stroll around the city." I said, shutting the damn GBA off. Damn Mysterio! He sucks ass.

"Okay, go along den, Gail."

I waved goodbye at them. Well, here we go! Buh bye!