Damn, this sucks big time.

"AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!"

"It's not funny, you shitheads!!!"

"Boo hoo, little goil afraid of thunder!"

"AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!"

"Damn you!"

Yep, a fourteen-year old girl like me, scared of thunder & lightning. Pathetic, isn't it?

"Hahahaha!!! Come on, you guys. We don't wanna get struck by lightning!"

"AH HA HA HA HA!!!"

Well, it's like this…when I was only a kid, I got locked up in the bathroom. There was a thunderstorm that night, & I was taking a pee when the lights went off. Sure, I was like, so totally scared of the dark. I was peeing, right? I peed again, in my pajamas. That sucked. Ewww. I rushed into the door & tried to open it. It was locked from outside! It was raining heavily, strong blasts of wind kept whooshing & you can hear those eerie sounds that it makes, & also, what I hate the most…lightning & thunder. I kept screaming my lungs out, but mom & dad can't hear me from inside. Dad snores like a horn when he sleeps, so mom probably had earplugs stuck on her ears. That was the scariest night ever! I had no choice but to sleep in the bathtub. I cried myself to sleep, covering my ears so I can't hear the loud cracks of thunder. Morning came, mom & dad found me sleeping inside the bathroom. Of course, they comforted me, hugged me & apologized. For there on, I started sleeping in their room. And, umm, until now, I still do, heehee!

Oookay, now that you've heard about my story, let's go back to where those mean bastards kept laughing at me. I'll start swearing now!

"You frickin' bitches! I hope you get gastroenteritis from laughing at me!!!"

"Whatever! Let's go boys!"

The skinny little prick I've jump-kicked in the face before said that & his band of retarded assholes kept laughing their lungs out. Man, you are the butt-ugliest bunch of garbage waste I've ever laid my eyes on! Someday, you'll all be sorry! They turned around & started walking away.

"Wait, you're not gonna leave me here, are you?"

CRACK! BOOM!

"EEEEH!!!"

They laughed again. They're really getting on my nerves.

"Hey! Don't leave me here!"

They just turned around & at the sight of me, they laughed even harder. Suddenly, the rain started pouring in. Oh my freakin' God, this is not my day!

"Please, don't leave me here!"

This time, they didn't hear me. They ran as fast as they can to escape the rain.

"HEY, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!" I shouted. One of them heard me & turned around. It was that guy…he looked kinda sorry for me. Well, he should be, since…what the f-

"Bye-bye girlie! Good luck getting home!" He said & clicked his tongue at me. Dammit, that guy's such a dick!

"YOU'RE MEAN, CRUEL! YOUR MOMS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!"

I hate you. Whoever you are, I hate you.

"I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I have to walk back home, since those jerks didn't even help me. Meanies. If I ever see them again, I'll crap on them. HAH! See if I care. Dammit, I'm soaking wet. My GBA pack's soaking wet too. I hope the GBA didn't get wet. Oh wait, it probably would. Shit!

I ran through the Brooklyn Bridge & on to Manhattan. It's still a long way to the Lodging House. Darn, I'm cold, tired, hungry & angry. Well, since I still have a long ways to go, let's think of ways to get back at those freaks….

1. To that little bastard who stole my GBA: I'll make him scrub every toilet in New York, then I'll make him dance "Macarena" & make him sing "The Cheeky Song" on the streets with only his underwear on, & then I'll sell him to a slave owner! Heh heh heh…

2. To those bitches who kept laughing at me: I'll have them perform at a gay bar or make them sing country songs or make them imitate Celine Dion! If they failed to do so, I'll make them climb Mt. Everest naked! insert evil laugh MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA…cough cough! wheez!

3. And lastly, to that skinny popsicle stick guy with a mark of my shoe in his face: I'll enroll at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry, (EEEHEEHEE! Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Fred & George, Draco Malfoy & Oliver Wood!!! So many cute wizard guys! That'll be heaven! HEEHEE!!!) & learn every single curse, jinx, spell, charm or whatever, & I'll inflict it all on him! Or I'll make a potion that'll make his already big head swell even larger! Or I'll use him as bait for dementors! Yeah…or better yet, I'll try to learn Avada Kedavra & inflict it on him! Okay, now that's evil! Dammit, the psychiatrist was right! I am mentally unstable! And I like it!

I finally reached the Lodging House, with very evil things racing on my mind. I must inflict pain on that bastard! I must!

"What happened, Gail?" What? Who's there? Oh. It's the twins. I better not tell them about my evil plans to dominate the world!

…oops, wrong thought!

I ran upstairs to the bunkroom. The others are already here, talking about stuff they did today. Taylor was already asleep. God, she looks scary. She looks like she's lying inside a coffin. She looks dead. Dawn is in the washroom, combing her hair. Well, I have to change now. My clothes are, like, totally soaking wet. I went to the washroom, ignoring everyone (a la Taylor style) & inside a comfort room to change. I borrowed it from Mush, the guy with the testosterone-imbalance. For a fifteen-year old newsboy, he certainly has quite a body! Well, he's cute, though. He has a cute smile, that lovely brown eyes, those muscles…and that chest…oooh! Yum!

….oh my God, no, please stop! I just have indecent thoughts about him! Gail, stop that! Head, stop that & bang yourself to a nearby wall! Brain, stop thinking about those! Oh my freakin' God! I am an indecent fourteen-year old girl thinking about indecent stuff about a muscled fifteen-year old newsboy with a yummy chest! Oh no, not again! EEEH!!! I can't tell you what kind of indecency is in my head right now! It's too…ooh, what's the word? EEHEEE!!! Lap dance! Lap dance! Stop it, you evil, dirty, indecent, unstable mind of mine! Why is it that God gave him that chest? I have very evil dirty thoughts about it! And I'm supposed to be changing my clothes! If it isn't for that chest of his…grrrr….

"Okay, now what the hell's your problem?" Dawn asked.

"Nothing! I don't have a problem. I'm perfectly fine." NOT. How could I be fine with what happened to me today? I swear I'll make him throw himself down on my feet & kiss it!

"Oh well, suit yourself." She said & she walked away towards her bed to go to sleep. I muttered to myself all the insults I know. I'll say all those if I ever see his pug-face again.

A few moments later, Jack & Race arrived. Jack looks a bit down. I wonder why? He went up to the rooftop. Pretty soon, Haylie followed him up there. Hmmm…is there something going on between those two? Oh well, whatever. I better check if my GBA's just all right.