You are a man called Ritsuka. You are a master at Chaldea Security Organisation along with your various servants. You and your servant, Mashu Kyrielight, are adventuring through ancient mesopotamia. You enter into the City of Uruk to meet King Gilgamesh.

"Ah, it is good to see you again."

Gilgamesh greets you warmly. He wears a fine suit and carries himself with an air of superiority.

You shake his hand firmly and reply:

"And you as well, Your Majesty."

He looks at you from head to toe and seems to find something amusing. He bursts into laughter.

The King is in great abdominal pain due to his laughter. He cannot stop and continues to laugh. It is so great that his sword falls from his grasp and clatters on the floor. His servants, those who have been standing against the wall, begin to giggle as well.

You say "What is wrong my king?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Ah, nothing. I'm fine. But where is your servant?"

You say "My servant, Mashu, is resting right now."

"That's good. I'd hate to have to kill the both of you."

You and the King both give a faint smile and exchange relieved glances. You feel a little better, but the damage is already done.

You say "Is there anything you would like me to do, my King?"

"Nothing other than what you are doing, but if you have the time, I would like to discuss something with you."

"Go on."

"Well, I was just wondering about your religion."

You say "I worship the goddesses, Ishtar and Ereshkigal."

"Really? I had the impression that you were more of a worshipper of Dendrin."

You say "No, I only worship the goddesses Ishtar and Ereshkigal, I hate Dendrin."

"Ah, got it. Well then, you would probably like my sister Gwen, she worships Dendrin as well."

You nod in agreement, even though you do not worship Dendrin. The king should get his hearing checked.

You say "Where is Siduri my king? Is she around?"

You immediately ask this, for you remember that the girl's name is echoing in your head. You have been trying to remember it since you first saw her.

The King replies to you.

King Gilgamesh says, "She is in the public baths right now"

"Thanks" you reply.

You turn and walk away, heading to the baths. You arrive at the door and open it, walking inside.

You search for Siduri in the baths.

You walk through the room, looking for a person. Suddenly, you notice a red-cloaked figure sitting by itself. You walk over to her, remembering the name that you had heard earlier.

You say "Siduri? Is that you?"

The figure gets up and turns around. It's her, but you were expecting her to look a little different. You are a bit surprised by her outfit.

Siduri says "Yes, it's me."

You approach Siduri.

Siduri's voice echoes in your head.

Siduri says "I want to join you."

You are taken aback by this request.

You say "Are you worthy of joining me?"

"Yes, I think so. Why?"

"Well, let's just say that there is someone else who wants to join you."

"Really? Who?

You say "King Gilgamesh wants you to join him."

"What!? But he wants to kill me!"

"Yes, yes he does. However, if you join me, I can guarantee your safety."

"How?

You say "My servant, Mashu, will protect you with her shield."

"That's great and all, but what if I don't want to join you?"

"Then you're on your own. King Gilgamesh won't help you."

You say "So, are you joining me or not?"

Siduri is quiet for a moment.

Siduri says "Yeah, I'll join you."

"Alright, hold on, I'm going to do something."

You grab length of rope.

You pick up the rope, which you had brought with you for this very purpose, and head back into the throne room.

The crowd of men is still waiting in line to consult with the king, and you address them.

You tie Gilgamesh down with the rope so that he can't move.

You hold a public execution and behead King Gilgamesh.

"The king has betrayed you!," you yell, galloping towards him on your horse.

You gallop forward and swing your sword, slicing the king's head off in a single motion.

You say "You are safe now, Siduri."

"Thank you."

"Now, we should go."

"Yes, let's."

You begin walking out of the throne room. Suddenly, you hear a shout from behind you.

You turn around.

It's King Gilgamesh. His sword is glowing. Somehow the motherfucker lived.

"I will slay you!" he screams, charging at you with his sword.

Suddenly, your servant, Mashu Kyrielight, appears out of the shadows and blocks Gilgamesh's attack.

"Ha ha!" she laughs, kicking Gilgamesh in the stomach. "You thought you could take me? Fool!"

Mash spits on Gilgamesh, giving him a bad taste in his mouth.

"Ugh!" he grunts.

"I am not going to let you best me again, Gil!" she laughs.

You say "Mash! Knock out Gilgamesh and capture him."

Mash laughs.

"Are you serious? That's the best you've got?" she asks, mocking your choice to keep Gilgamesh alive.

"Just do it."

Mash hits Gilgamesh on the head with her shield. Gilgamesh is now unconscious.

"Ha ha!" she laughs, moving her shield down to her side.

Mash pulls up the hood on her cloak, and runs ahead of you out of the throne room.

You say "Siduri, are you ok?"

"I'm fine."

You and Siduri leave the throne room.

"What now my Emperor?" she asks. Shit went from wack to world domination real fuckin quick.

You say "I will open brothels all around the city and make them free to use."

"Brilliant! That's a great idea!"

You enter the main chamber of the palace, and continue.

The next person you meet is a small, skinny man.

The man's name is Enkidu. He is Gilgamesh's old friend. He is a crier, and often cries when things do not go his way. He is also quite fast, as you can see when he nicks your throat with his knife.

You say "Go away, you gay clay"

"What? What did you say?" Enkidu asks, enraged.

"I said go away, you gay clay!"

"If you say so..."

You spit at him. He spits back.

You catch his spit in your mouth and say "Delicious"

Enkidu catches your spit in his mouth.

"Thanks," he says, and walks away.

You walk along the streets, enjoying the company of your servant.

You say "Hearsay my compatriot Mashu, let us conduct business and have sexual intercourse"

"Hah! I like it!" says the little shielder.

"Hold on," says your servant, apparently embarrassed. "I don't actually do that with anyone."

You say "Mashu, don't act so shy. I will pay you generously "

"This is true," she admits.

"Then you should be willing to do it."

"Well... it depends."

"On what?"

"How much you're willing to pay, of course."

You say "I will pay whatever your heart desires."

"Well, that's rather forward of you. (Sigh) Fine. I will agree to your terms on one condition."

"What's that?"

"You have to teach me how to kiss properly."

You say "Don't worry my dear, you will get lots of experience with me"

"Oh I'm not worried, I'm confident. You won't disappoint me."

"Good to know," you reply sarcastically.

You and Mash walk along the streets of Uruk.

You and mash head to the nearest Brothel in the slums. Once you get inside, you look around.

"Is this the place?" you ask.

"Yeah, it is. I'll be right be back," replies Mash.

You wait at the entrance for Mash to come back, but you don't see her. After about five minutes of waiting, you start to wonder if she got robbed or something. After all this is the slums, and things here can be... unconventional.

You head into the brothel and look for Mash.

You enter the brothel, and quickly look around. You walk up to a woman lying in a bed.

"Has someone seen my master?" asks Mash's voice.

You say "Mash! Is that you?"

The woman in bed sits up, and rubs her eyes.

"Mash? Is that you?" she asks.

"Yes! And you're Agta princess!" exclaims Mash.

You say "No, fuck off"

The woman, who you learn is called Rita, gives you a confused look.

"I thought you'd be taller."

"Yeah, I'm not fond of stature myself. But who are you?

Ritsuka eventually finds Mash in the Brothel, lying on a bed.

"Mash! Are you ok? I was getting worried," he says.

"I'm fine," she says, standing up.

You say "Mash, you know what they say, When in Rome..."

Mash nods.

"I know what you mean," she says. "I have heard of this man, Enkidu, and he has a reputation."

"Yeah, it's true.

You say "He is the big gay"

"I have heard he's very big," says Rita.

"That's not a word," says Gwen. Where did she even come from?

You stare at Rita, and she realizes she has said something wrong.

You say "We must band together and kill the gay clay"

"What?" asks Rita. "I'm not forming a alliance with you."

"Why not? He's the big baddy. If we attack together, we can take him out easier.

You say "I have heard Enkidu is weak to water."

"Oh yeah? Then how would you know?" asks Rita.

"The priests told us."

"Priests?" asks Rita. "Are you... you don't happen to be a priest do you?

You say "Yes, I worship the goddess Ereshkigal."

"The goddess of death? Hm, I didn't think there were any worshippers in this city.

You say "I will perform a ritual and summon Ereshkigal here to help us"

"That sounds rather risky. I don't know."

"Trust me, it's worth it."

"Fine," says Rita. "I'm in."

Ritsuka performs the ritual and Ereshkigal and Ishtar appear before him.

"I'm guessing you called upon Ishtar."

"Yes, she is very powerful."

"Then why did you call upon her to help you overthrow the king?"

You say "We need both Ereshkigal and Ishtar to defeat him"

"Yeah, I know. I don't understand it either. It's why I need your help. My advisor is completely useless when it comes to dealing with the king.

Ritsuka, Mashu, Ereshkigal and Ishtar walk up the steps towards the throne room.

Gilgamesh is sitting on the throne in front of them. He is much older now, and has gray hair. His armor is different too, more tribal looking. He also wears a headband that has a small horn attached to it.

Ishtar fires a beam at Gilgamesh, but he blocks it with the horn.

"Atrum Ferrum!"

A large metal shield appears in front of Gilgamesh.

"You called?", says the shield.

"I have an offering for you."

You stumble back in surprise.

Gilgamesh stands up and walks towards you. He grabs your throat, lifting you up off the ground.

"Ishtar! Why would you betray me?", he shouts at Ishtar.

"Because you betrayed us!" she replies.

Ereshkigal hits Gilgamesh with a large brick and saves Ritsuka. "You sick fuck", she says. Ishtar grabs her father with both hands and shanks him repeatedly. He falls to the ground and Ritsuka stands up.

"You killed my father!", you say to Ereshkigal.

"No, Ishtar did.", She replies.

You say "So, does that make us siblings, Ishtar?"

Ishtar stops stabbing her father and walks towards you.

"It's true. My father didn't raise me to kill my brothers or sisters."

"So you admit to killing him?"

You say "He deserved to die. Today I lost a father and gained a sister."

Ishtar begins to smile.

"It is nice to meet you, little one. And yes, I killed my father. It was time for a change. Welcome to the family.

Ritsuka then moved into a house with Ishtar and Ereshkigal and the siblings were happy together.

Ereshkigal and Ishtar walk into Ritsuka's bedroom.

"Ritsuka, it's time for bed," says Ereshkigal.

"No, it's not," replies Ritsuka. "I have been asked to go to the palace today even."

Ereshkigal says "Please, big brother. Please stay home with us"

Ishtar says "Me too. Me too!"

Ereshkigal and Ishtar pin down Ritsuka on the bed and start tickling him until he cries.

"No buts, little brother," says Ereshkigal. "You are going to stay at home with us."

"I can't! I have a meeting to attend in the palace!"

Ritsuka laughs so much at the tickling he pisses himself.

"Go brush your teeth and get dressed," orders Ishtar.

Ereshkigal leaves the room and you hear the front door close. You have a few seconds to yourself.

You say "Will you please brush my teeth, Ishtar?"

"Sure," says Ishtar.

Ishtar picks you up and walks over to the bathroom. She kneels down in front of you.

Ishtar undoes your belt and slides your pants down. Then, she takes off your underwear and starts brushing your teeth.

"I like you, big brother," she says.

"Thanks," you reply.

"Can I sit on your lap?

You say "I'd love for you to sit on my lap, Ishtar!"

Ishtar stands in front of you and you lift her up. She puts one arm around your neck and the other one on your shoulder. Then, you carry her over to your chair and sit down.

You say "Ishtar, please stay a little longer."

"Got any toys you like to play with, big brother?"

"Yes."

Ishtar picks one of your toys and puts it in her mouth.

"Can I have this one?"

"Sure,"

Ereshkigal stands at the door seductively, "What are you doing big brother!"

"You look shocked," you say, almost like a spider gazing at it helpless prey. The sexual energy in the room is very tense.

Ereshkigal walks over to you and sits down on your lap.

"I want you inside me," she says.

Ritsuka, Ishtar and Ereshkigal have sex together.

Ishtar finishes first, but Ritsuka keeps going even after she has finished. Eventually, Ishtar gets up from the bed, crying, and stops Ritsuka saying "No, no, no".

You say "What's wrong ishtar? Did I do something wrong?"

Ishtar stops crying and turns to face you.

"You did nothing wrong," she says. "It's just... this was my first time."

You say "It's my first time too. Let's enjoy ourselves."

"Yeah," agrees Ishtar. "Do you want to take my place?" She says, looking at Ereshkigal.

Ereshkigal smiles and walks over to you.

"You like me, big brother?" she says.

You say "I love you little sister!"

"Good," she smiles.

Ereshkigal climbs on top of your lap and straddles you. She reaches down and guides your erect member into her opening.

You say "Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes"

Ereshkigal slowly rides you as her eyes roll in the back of her head. You both stare into each other's eyes and enjoy the pleasure.

"I'm going to..." she moans.

You pull out suddenly.

"No!" she screams.

She sits there, shocked and confused.

You plunge into her again and this time she orgasms.

You say "Let's continue in the bath with Ishtar"

Ishtar gets in the bathtub and lies back. She looks magnificent in this form, like a dark blue moon blending in with the depth of the ocean. You lie down next to her.

"I'm cold, big brother," she says. "You have to keep me warm."

"Okay,"

You pleasure both Ereshkigal and Ishtar at the same time. It feels good to make two beautiful naked girls happy.

"Oh... I'm... it's..." groans Ereshkigal.

As if you were Satan, you fuck Ereshkigal good and hard up the arse until her arse bleeds.

"Ohh yes! Do it! Do it!"

You pull out of Ereshkigal's rectum and jam it in again.

"Yes! Yes! Do it!

You empty litres of semen into Ereshkigal.

You say "I'm cumming"

"Me too!" screams Ishtar.

You release a massive load inside of Ereshkigal and Ishtar's mouths.

"I love you,"

You say "Time to go to bed, my sisters."

You get out of the bathtub and dry yourself off.

"Goodnight big brother," says Ereshkigal.

"Goodnight big sis," says Ishtar to Ereshkigal.

You say "Do you both want to join me?"

"Yes," say both Ereshkigal and Ishtar.

"You are too kind," you say.

You get into bed and embrace your two new sisters.

You nut.

You bask in overwhelming euphoria as you fall sleep. Today was a good day.

It is well into the night before you wake up.

"Big brother!"

You hear Ishtar's voice call to you.

You wake up begrudgingly and see Ishtar lying next to you.

"Wake up!" she says.

"Ishtar, it's the middle of the night," you say.

"No it isn't! she says. It actually is but she had a metric fuckton of Ambien before bed.

You say "What do you want?"

"I want to go to the lake!"

"The lake? Why? It's 4am."

"Because you can swim there!"

"Okay, but it's cold out there at this time of the year.

You say "Will we take Ereshkigal with us?"

"Yes! You she come too!"

"Sure," you say. "I'll get her."

You get out of bed and go to find Ereshkigal, who is sleeping naked.

You wake her up by slapping her in the face with your penis.

"Huh? Wha?" she says.

"Come on, we're going to the lake."

"The lake?" she asks rubbing her eyes. "Oh yeah!

Let's get a change of clothes."

You get dressed and head towards the kitchen.

Ereshkigal and Ishtar are already waiting outside.

You get in your shitty 1999 Toyota Corolla and head towards the lake with your sisters, even though you're in ancient Mesopotamia where they JUST invented writing and the wheel. How did you get a 1999 Toyota Corolla? Who the fuck knows, I'm just a narrator so let's go along with it.

"The hell is this?" asks Ishtar.

"The hell is what?" asks Ereshkigal.

You say "What's wrong?"

"These.", says Ishtar, pointing at a group of hippies protesting on the road.

"You should know, you started it.", says Ereshkigal.

"No I didn't."

"You did, you're the one who influenced Gilgamesh to start the Babylonian war on drugs therefore pissing of the hippies." Says Ereshkigal.

"Fine!" says Ishtar, giving up the argument.

Ritsuka and his sisters reach the lake.

"Do you think there will be anything in it?" asks Ereshkigal.

"Like what?" asks Ishtar.

"Oh I dunno, fish or something.

They walk to the lake and there's a full moon out. You see your reflection and the image is completely clear.

"Shit!" you say, pulling up your shorts in fear.

"What's wrong?" asks Ishtar.

"The moon is out. There might be werewolves prowling around."

You take off all your clothes and jump into the lake. you turn around and beckon for your sisters to join you.

You begin swimming around, while your two naked sisters swim after you.

"Let's play Marco Polo," suggests Ereshkigal.

You say "I'll start. Marco!" The game continues.

"I'll go next," says Ishtar. "Marco!"

You keep playing for quite some time.

You feel a weird sensation. You look down and see a fish with it's mouth around your penis. You swim away in shock and accidentally swallow some water.

"EEEEYyii!" you yell, feeling the shock all the way to your toes.

You feel your mouth fill up with water. The evening bell tolls your name.

You say "Ereshkigal! Get this fish off my penis!"

"I can't. I don't have any arms free right now." says Ereshkigal, who's just splashing around.

"Oh."

The fish stays latched onto your manhood and it's very uncomfortable.

Ishtar tears off the fish attached to your penis.

"There. That's done," she says, patting your stomach. You stabilise your swimming. The bell has stopped ringing.

You grab a fish out of the water (mad skills am I right) and shove it up Ishtars ass.

"Arrrgh!" she screams. She flails around and yanks the fish out of her ass.

"That wasn't funny", she says, staring daggers at you.

You spot an island in the middle of the lake.

"Do you want to go to the island?" you ask, standing up in the shallow water.

"Yes," reply Ereshkigal and Ishtar.

You all swim over to the island.

"This is like D-Day" you say, standing up on the beach.

"What's D-Day?" asks Ishtar. Oh yeah, you're about two thousand years too early to discuss that.

You push Ishtar into the water at the edge of the beach. Fuck her for not knowing about D-Day, the largest invasion ever carried out.

You realize you're getting very thirsty and look around for a water source. You spot a rock and race over to it. You smash the rock with a stick. Unfortunately you are NOT Moses and God is NOT listening, so no water gushes forth like in the biblical tale.

You drink the spit from Ereshkigal's mouth instead. What a fine beverage. Really hits the spot. It's just as biblical as the water Moses got from god.

You rub the spit all over your body and realize you're starting to feel a lot better.

"Ishtar! You have the strangest dreams," you say, remembering something she said a few days ago.

"Yeah, I know," she replies.

You say "What dream did you have last night?"

Ishtar pauses for a second.

"I was in a castle," she says. "There was a ball and I was there as a princess."

You say "Well Ishtar, you're my princess"

Ishtar smiles at you.

"I know," she says.

You realize you have an idea. You find a stick and sharpen it with the edge of a rock. Time to spearfish like those cool Amazonian tribals.

You make a campfire and cook the fish.

Ishtar and Ereshkigal watch you cook the fish.

"Aren't you going to eat it?" asks Ishtar.

"Nah," you say.

"What do you think the fish was?"

"Probably a trout or something."

You give the fish to Ereshkigal and say "This is for you, my dear"

Ereshkigal takes the fish and looks at it.

"Thanks," she says, not looking up from her book.

You sit down next to her and ask her what she's reading.

Ereshkigal say's "I'm reading an erotic manga, do you want to recreate what they're doing?"

You're slightly shocked to hear a grown-up girl talk like this.

You say "Sure, what position do you want to try first?"

"Let's try the missionary position."

You begin to blush as you realize you're half-naked and talking about having sexual relations in front of your little sister.

You look at Ishtar and say "You want to join us?"

"Yep," she replies.

"You want to do what?" asks Ritsuka.

"Join you in the missionary position."

Ishtar joins Ritsuka and Ereshkigal in trying out all the sex positions in the erotic manga that Ereshkigal was reading. Back at home, you realize you have no idea where the hell you're going with your life.

You say "Well I'm exhausted"

"Let's go to sleep," says Ishtar.

The three of you get in bed and close your eyes.

"Goodnight big brother," says Ereshkigal.

You wake up the next morning and walk down to the kitchen. Ereshkigal is making breakfast wearing nothing but an apron.

"Good morning," she says.

You walk over to the fridge and get yourself a bottle of milk.

"I made you some eggs," she says, "I just need to heat them up."

You say "Can i heat up your eggs, Ereshkigal?"

"Yes," she says, "I can give you the pan and you finish them." She completely missed what the question implied.

Ishtar comes out of her room fully dressed and asks what is for breakfast.

"Do you want some eggs?" you say.

Ishtar looks at you confused for a second, before bursting out laughing.

"Oh, no," she says. "Come on, I'll make myself some toast. I hate eggs."

You walk up behind Ereshkigal as she's making breakfast and have sex with her stealthily.

You take Ereshkigal from behind, right as she's finishing making breakfast for the both of you.

"Ah!" she says, dropping the spatula and wrapping her arms around your body.

Ritsuka and Ereshkigal finish having sex and Ritsuka pours his semen on Ereshkigal's eggs.

"What are you doing?" asks Ereshkigal.

"Nastaaaay thing to do," says Ishtar, awkwardly looking at you.

You say "Ereshkigal, eat the eggs with my semen on it!"

Ereshkigal takes her plate and eats the eggs and semen gleefully.

"That was so good," she says, licking her lips.

You say "Ishtar! I order you to run 50 laps around the house"

"I don't want to," says Ishtar.

"Oh come on!" you say. "It'll help you recover from last night."

Ishtar looks at you for a second, before nodding slowly.

Ishtar runs around the house 50 times while Ereshkigal watches. She stops and lays down on the couch, but only after she's already finished her run.

"You're not tired yet?" asks Ereshkigal.

"I'm not," says Ishtar.

Ereshkigal and Ritsuka tie Ishtar to the Couch so that she can't move.

"You've trained her too hard," says Ereshkigal. "She can't even move."

Ereshkigal walks over to Ishtar and grabs her face roughly, forcing her to look at her.

Ereshkigal dominates Ishtar while she is tied to the couch, and after it's over Ishtar is completely exhausted.

"E-Ereshkigal?" you ask. "What did you do to her?

Later that same day. Ereshkigal calls Ritsuka's name. Ritsuka enters the room and finds Ereshkigal stuck inside the washing machine.

"How did this happen?" asks Ritsuka.

"I was doing the dishes and Ishtar was in the washing machine," explains Ereshkigal.

Ereshkigals says "I tried to help her out of the washing machine but i got stuck!"

You try to help Ereshkigal out of the washing machine, but the two of you fail to succeed.

You tickle eresh's feet.

Ereshkigal begins laughing and struggling in the washing machine. Soon, she stops fighting and her body goes limp.

"I'm f-f-free," she laughs.

You "You should repay me for helping you" you say, looking at her seductively.

"What do you want?" asks Ereshkigal, clearly annoyed.

"You should want to repay me for saving your life."

"I don't have anything else to give you," she says.

You "You do have one thing for me" you say, glancing at her defenceless anus.

"Why do you want that?" asks Ereshkigal.

"Because it's there for me to take," you reply.

"I'm not giving it to you.

"You don't have a choice" you say, walking close to Ereshkigal.

Ereshkigal remains still as you grab her throat.

You quickly strip off Ereshkigal's clothes and throw them to the ground.

"Well?" asks Ereshkigal.

"You're a GIRL!" you say.

"I don't want to do this..." she says.

"Too bad, do it," you say.

Ereshkigal forces herself to start aggressively kissing you. She starts rubbing your body against hers and grabbing your manhood. After about a minute, you climax.

"Thank you," she says, looking at you.

You release her throat and step back.

"Don't thank me, just don't do it again," you reply.

"I won't," she says.

Ereshkigal's eyes start to glaze over, and you realize she's been possessed by something.

Ereshkigal was possessed by the spirit of lust, and now you're possessed by the spirit of dominance.

"Don't look at me like that," you say.

"I can't help it," she says. "I'm going to do something extremely perverted."

"Do it," you say.

Ereshkigal takes off her apron and pulls her dress up, then drops to all fours.

"You need to see this," says Ereshkigal.

"I don't," you say.

"Please, Ritsuka." she says. "It'll be the most amazing thing you've ever seen."

You have no choice but to look, and sure enough you see the most amazing thing you've ever seen.