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"Talking"
Thinking
PRANK WARS
Chapter Five: The Prankback Begins
"Oh nothing really, just this…" Cyborg answered quite bluntly, pulling out what appeared to be a super water gun with a huge tank of goodness knows what. Beast Boy gasped heavily as he watched two other figures appear behind him holding the same kind of weapon. He could tell because of the magnificent gleam it was giving off.
"Oh I knew something like this would happen next! Terra, I KNOW you're the one behind this so just show yourself! And what's in your water guns this time? Huh? Mint frosting!!"
"No BB, actually it's an extra sticky hybrid of caramel and syrup mixed with another ingredient you might recognize in a moment." Cyborg answered with a bit of a chuckle.
Beast Boy just looked on in horror, what could that ingredient be? And who else was behind Cyborg? He knew one of them was Terra, it had to be…but who else could be holding a grudge?
Beast Boy stepped back further and further until he could move no more for he was against a wall. He still could not help but wonder who the other two could be. For some reason his suspicions of Terra were diminishing. The two figures revealed themselves from the shadows, both holding the gleaming weapon Cyborg possessed. It was Robin; he could understand why Robin would side with Terra, Beast Boy could remember Cyborg and Robin talking of revenge on himself. And the other revealed them self to be none other than Raven?
"Raven? What did I do to you? Don't tell me you're feeling sorry for Terra or something…"
Raven held out her cloak hem, and explained, "Remember what you did to my cloak this morning? Well, that frosting stain wouldn't come out for some reason, so I had to dispose of it."
"B-bbut Terra was the one with the frosting gun!!"
"Yeah, and I blamed you!" Raven snarled as she led the attack forward, aiming her blaster gun forward and picking up speed as she saw Beast Boy squeal and take off.
Robin and Cyborg followed close behind her, prepped and ready to get some payback on a little green boy. And in another instant they turned into their Chibi forms and an upbeat chase theme plays in the background. (Think Mad Mod chase theme.) Beast Boy squealed violently as he continued to dodge and out run Raven's attacks, but each time she just seemed closer than the next. Soon Beast Boy found himself darting past Starfire and her attempt at a garden. He decided it might be a good idea to try and hide. The others passed him up, but screeched to a stop. Robin and Cyborg scratched their heads as Raven's head glanced back and forth. And with a snap of a twig from behind, the chase ensued.
Raven, Robin, and Cyborg chased Beast Boy all the way into Titans tower. And chased him all over the corridors, until Beast Boy finally found Terra, "TERRA!!TERRA!! CALL'EM OFF ALREADY!!" Beast Boy exploded with anguish.
"Call off who?" she asked dimly, pretending not to know what he was talking about.
"YOUR MOFIA OF CARAMEL AND SYRUP BLASTER POSSESEING MINONS!!" Beast Boy was now panting furiously, he had lost them for the moment but they were smart and would catch up soon.
"Well…"
Terra's room magically transformed into a dark, dreary room that very much resembled the room in 'The Godfather'. While Terra took a seat in a swirling chair and looked very serious. And Beast Boy assumed the pathetic beggar person, "Please…." Beast Boy whimpered, he REALLY didn't wish to incur Raven's wrath.
"Hmm, with such an interesting proposition, and with all of these options—" Terra stated her voice picking up an fake sounding Italian accent.
"Quit messing around Terra! I—"
"Here he is!" Beast Boy heard Robin's voice shout.
Beast Boy's eyes went wide and as he squealed his face turned white and sickly.
"Ah ha!" Raven gasped triumphantly, "We've got you now!"
" What shall we do with him now?" Cyborg asked wrapping his arm around Beast Boy's in order to keep him still, Robin soon doing the same.
Beast Boy soon realized as he looked at all of their smirking faces, he was in a deeper hole than he thought possible to did out of.
"Any last words?" Terra asked, giving him something of a vengeful grin.
"Um, would it help if I said 'Sorry'?" Beast Boy asked meekly.
"Um, NO. BOOK HIM!" Terra commanded.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Beast Boy yelled loudly as they dragged him off.
Raven led the group into the main room, and then the training room of which Robin and Cyborg quickly tied him to the wall.
"Time for some target practice, boys." Raven smirked, holding out her blaster gun.
Cyborg soon began to snicker, and then laugh uncontrollably. Beast Boy just glowered at him, "What so funny, dude? Just 'cause I'm tied to a wall doesn't mean anything!"
"It's not that; I just can't wait to see your face when find out what that mystery ingredient is."
Beast Boy gasped again, he had forgotten all about the secret ingredient.
"And FIRE!" Raven called.
The blaster guns fired at nearly the exact same time, and when they made contact, Beast Boy was an instant mess. Redish and brownish fluids dripped from his face as he lay tied to the wall. Beast Boy could recognize the caramel and syrup but what was the red stuff? Beast Boy reluctantly stuck his tongue into the fluid and took a small taste. He nearly gagged; what was it!?
"Can't figure it out, can you?" Cyborg joked.
"Ok, soooo not funny; just what am I covered in?" Beast Boy demanded.
Cyborg couldn't contain himself to tell Beast Boy, he was practically rolling on the floor with laughter, and Robin soon followed suit. Raven merely rolled her eyes, "Your covered in caramel, syrup, and all kinds of animal broths such as chicken and pork."
Beast Boy was about to be pushed over the brink, they used his greatest hate against him? That just wasn't right. Well if he wanted to get even, he was going to have to get tough. After Cyborg and Robin could control themselves, they let Beast Boy down so he could wash up.
"No hard feelings right, BB?" Cyborg asked.
"It was just a joke remember…" Robin backed up the cause.
"Consider us even, that is if there was even a score to settle." Raven stated.
"Yeah, yeah it'll be ok. It was pretty funny and it WAS just a JOKE." Beast Boy agreed.
They all nodded and went their separate ways. Beast Boy clambered up the stairs with much difficulty. He was covered in those animal broths and they were drip off of him and onto the floor causing it to be slippery, Oh, just wait and see…I'll get them ALL back… was Beast Boy's one last thought before he walked into the bathroom.
Well you all waited long enough for me to get this up. Sorry for the delay. I wish to receive three reviews before continuing.
So, what is Beast Boy planning? What kind of revenge is in mind? How much did this chapter make you laugh? And will Starfire ever figure out what's going on? Find out on the next PRANK WARS!
