Bijoux: Me and Corad don't own Yugioh and hopefully never will...anyway...thanks for all reviews for this thing's past episode. Some of this story has been ripped off of the Simpsons. Me and Corad don't own that either.
Corad: Please read and review my other fic known as 'Mishap on Jerry Springer',it will make my day if you do...Enjoy this story...
The Adventures of Noah and Gozaburo...
Episode 2… Football Mishap
(Noah, Big Five and Gozaburo are all in the lounge room of the mansion of Kaiba watching football. Big five and Noah are keeping a safe distance so when Gozaburo's team admits defeat they might have small chance of escape)
Gozaburo: COME ON!!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Team loses.) YOU PIIIIIGS!!! (Head turns right around without body movements to look at Noah and Big Five who appear to be trying to escape.) WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!! (get's off his arm chair and heads towards his victims, who gradually back away.)
Noah: Please don't hurt us father!! (cowers behind flab bag, aka Gansley)
Gozaburo: I DO WHAT I WANT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD YOUNG MAN!!! NOW ALL OF YOU IN A STRAIGHT LINE NOW!!! I'M NOT LETTING ANY OF YOU DESTROY MY HOPES AND DREAMS WITH YOUR PROBLEMS!!!
Everyone: (stands in straight line like in army. Gozaburo walks back and fourth along the row of cowering people)
Gozaburo: YOU!!! (Points to Johnson, who begins to whimper and sulk to himself) Learn some self defense and quit being such a nerd!!! YOU!!!! (Points to Nesbit) Stop being such a sleaze bag!!! YOU!!! (Points to Gansley) Loose some weight!!! YOU!! (Points to Crump) Get a better voice tone!!!!! YOU!!! (Points to Noah) Learn to do ironing, sewing, washing up and cooking!!! AND YOU!!!! (Points to Lector) You are the worst accented man I have ever met!!!! (Leaves room)
Noah and Big Five: (sigh with relief)…
Lector: How bout we not let him lock the door next time, eh?
Others: (agreeing noises)
Bijoux: Okay...how was that...? Please review this story...If you do you can be my friend...
Corad: No one is gonna review now...
Bijoux: Shut up...