Bijoux: Okay...well that thanks for the reviews people we appriciate it heaps...We don't own Yugioh...
The Adventures of Noah and Gozaburo
3- Flower Troubles…
(This is occurring on Christmas day…Gozaburo has invited all of the relatives around for Christmas dinner , though it's in the middle of the day so really it should he Christmas lunch…but anyway…Surprisingly all of Gozaburo's relatives look like him, sound like him and act like him…the women even have his facial hair…and there is that one women who looks kinda like Noah…And that women that women aka Gozy's sister, who is wearing that hat on top of her head…she has like golden locks but you can see the Gozaburo grey hair underneath her own hair style…heh…yeah…)
Gozaburo: (Wearing pink flowery chef hat, apron and oven mitts. Is cooking some form of meat in the oven. ) Ah, the wonders of Christmas…HOW I HATE THEM!!!
Noah: (comes into kitchen and up to Gozaburo) Father…somebody parked their car on your prized daisies again….(cough) Auntie Beth (Cough)…
Gozaburo: Not this time she doesn't… (Death glares into the distance before running outside with some of those things which you use to turn meat over…like a form of bigger tongs. Pop's all the tyres of the car with the cooking thing. Smiles widely then waves at Noah who is watching from the lounge room window. Gozaburo then disappears around the back of the house and get's into his tank. Drives past Noah's window, his head is turned at the window, he is smiling widely and waving again as he drives past. He drives forward on the car then reverses, then goes forward again. He repeats this for about 2 more minutes before he gets out the tank pours petrol all over the car. He then throws a match on it and it catches alight like hell. He turns and faces Noah and smiles and waves again. Noah waves back, slightly grinning. Gozaburo pulls out a fire extinguisher and extinguishes the fire. He then get's his pink, flowery watering can and aimlessly waters where his flowers used to be…even though they are now only ashes of broken Gozaburo dreams…)
Noah: (cheers) Go father…it's ya birthday…go father it's ya birthday….
Gozaburo: (notices cheers and tries to break it down by dancing. He starts to do that Egyptian dance thing and the shimmy. He then comes back inside, his apron, mitts, hat, face, hair and rest of his front is covered in black ash. Goes back to cooking like it never happened…)
End…
Bijoux:Sorry if anyone has an auntie called Beth...it was the first thing that came to mind and I don't want to offend anyone..niether does Corad...even though I kinda write these things...she just helps put things in them...
Corad: Get outta my stuff (Shakes fist at the dog)...
Bijoux: Corad, leave Jack alone...
Corad: You aren't meant to be black...When we got you, you were white...nerrgh DOG!
Bijoux: Corad...He's meant to be black and white...he's a border collie...and he was too black and white when we got him...Idiot...Anyway, please review...