Sorry for not giving all I said I was. But I have a good reason besides the fact that I said more than I could do " ; I am becoming near-sighted from being on the computer too much. The Eye Doctor said to flip back and forth between near and far activities. So that means that I can only be on the computer twenty minutes at a time. Please bear with me.

Cloud Strife Omega- is being squeezed to death Sorry…for…using da…word!

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And thanks to ALL my reviewers as always. I am so thrilled that everyone is entertained with my work.

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"Talking"

Thinking


PRANK WARS

Chapter Nine: The Prophet's Awakening

Why did that feel so real? I was only dreaming…Beast Boy continued to rub his neck as if it were sore, Not only that, but that was just plain strange; Starfire getting mad and throwing star bolts at her friends?

Beast Boy just shook his head and clambered out of bed. He pulled his uniform from the closet and stumbled through the mess on the floor. Before he turned the corner to the room, he peeked and made damn sure Cyborg wasn't cooking. He wasn't, but strangely enough everything else seemed to be the same from the dream, Wait a minute…I'm feeling déjà vu-ish…Beast Boy thought as he walked down the stairs.

And as the pervious events unfolded once more he just sat in his seat and sighed, "Yep, déjà vu…"

Starfire finally stopped chasing them and took Beast Boy by the arm, "Now you shall all apologize!" she demanded.

Beast boy smirked. He could get used to this. The others just stood there cross-footed and looking at one another. Starfire folded her arms while her eyes lit up as if she intended to scorch them.

"OWWWWWWW!!" Beast Boy yelped and sat straight up in his bed.

"Wake up." A dull voice instructed.

Beast Boy turned his head to see Raven standing next to his bed with a Baseball bat in hand. He rubbed the bump on his forehead tenderly, "Why did you do that?!"

"You needed to get up." She replied simply and walked into the other room.

"You needed to get up!" Beast Boy mocked under his breath, and fumbled to get his clothes.

He walked downstairs in a bit of a huff. That bump REALLY hurt. He was hoping no one would notice.

"Oh my, Beast Boy!" Starfire cried from the kitchen and approached him.

"Oh, hey Star." He greeted still a little sleepy from the rude awakening.

"How did you incur such damage?" she asked putting a hand softly on the bump.

He winced a bit and looked over at Raven. She was hiding the bat behind her back. He wanted to rat her out soooooo badly! But instead, "It's nothing really. Just fell outta bed onto my…uh, my…intable, yeah…"

She looked at him and around at the others who were watching with some concern, but decided not to ask. She walked to the freezer and pulled out some ice. Wrapping it into a washcloth she handed it to Beast Boy. He accepted it and sat down in one of the seats for the table. He sighed, Maybe this Prank War thing was a mistake...

Terra sat down next to him, "Aw, Beast Boy, that's quite a bump." She said and touched it tenderly.

He winced again; for some reason she didn't sound to sincere. But he allowed her to touch his mark just the same, "Does it hurt anywhere else?" she asked feeling various spots on the back of his head and forehead.

Beast Boy just shook his head 'No.', "I'm fine." He told her and left the table.

The others watched him go. They didn't really know what to think. Beast Boy waited until he was outside before sighing deeply. He felt like everyone was against him; That all of his friends hated him. He didn't know what to do. Standing in the silence of the earth, he wondered what they could be planning, "Paranoia! Paranoia!" Another part of his mind called. He ignored it the best he could. Things were different, but that didn't mean that they were planning something. He remember from some of Raven's talks to Starfire, ones which he was not to be listening to, that Raven had said dreams were prophetic and could tell of misfortune or other things.

"They couldn't mean that," Beast Boy told himself, "Never in a million years!" He smiled, and turned and walked back indoors.

SPLAT! He was hit. He wiped the caramel from his face and looked up to his teammates all with vengeful looks and weapon in hand. Beast Boy gulped hard, and pinched himself. He let out a small "ow" and realized it could be no dream.

"This is no dream little boy." Terra scoffed.

"Wait, how'd you know I was have dreams like these?"

"They were no accident," Raven stated, "but I knew you would not believe them so you would be off guard like now."

Beast Boy gulped and was attacked with the onslaught. Within a few minutes, he pried his eyes open to see Starfire looming over him. He hid his face again.

"Do not worry friend Beast Boy, they shall apologize." Starfire comforted, as she lifted him up and held him in front of the others, "Now, you shall stop all of this mean talking and hurtful things."

"Sorry Beast Boy…." They all droned not really meaning it. Then another SPLAT was heard. Some of the various mess that had flown everywhere had fallen onto Starfire's face. Starfire wiped it off and looked upward, "So this is the Prank War?"

"Yeah, we'll clean that up…" Robin said as the rest of them were about to leave to fetch cleaning supplies. Robin was leading the cleaning team, but didn't get too far before feeling something hit his back. He turned around; it was Starfire! "Star, what are—"

"I would like to join the Prank War, perhaps?"

The others gained looks of malice, "SURE!" They all chimed.

"Wonderful! Then I shall be on the team of Beast Boy!" she stated and hugged Beast Boy.

Robin looked sad, he didn't want to fight his love. Raven and Terra didn't want to be against their best friend. Cyborg showed some signs of regret but they all decided it would just be good, clean fun…for Starfire that is.

So the fight ensued. Everyone was throwing random stuff from the previous onslaught that had got Beast Boy. They all were laughing like mad until they heard the alarm go off. Everyone stopped and looked toward Robin.

"It's just the city we live in; not important." He told them and they continued to throw things.

There were even a few times when Starfire used Beast Boy as a shield. But overall they had fun. And they never wanted it to end.


Yeah it wasn't that funny. It's what you call a transitional chappy. Five reviews please and I'll update as soon as I can.