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"Talking"

Thinking


PRANK WARS

Chapter Ten: Finally Finale?

So the fight ensued. Everyone was throwing random stuff from the previous onslaught that had got Beast Boy. They all were laughing like mad until they heard the alarm go off. Everyone stopped and looked toward Robin.

"It's just the city we live in; not important." He told them and they continued to throw things. There were even a few times when Starfire used Beast Boy as a shield. But overall they had fun. And they never wanted it to end.

After exhaustion set in, all the Titans collapsed over one another. They still managed to giggle a little though. Robin managed to stand and walk over to the super computer. He pressed the buttons required to answer a call of trouble, "It's Slade." He said with a dark, serious tone.

The Titans rose from their spots and recomposed themselves. The screen beeped on. Slade's face was shown, "What's the matter Titans? This alarm has been ringing for nearly twenty minutes. Are you afraid of losing?"

Robin looked like he was going to go insane, "YOU PYSCOTIC FREAK!! I WILL GET YOU, AND WHEN I DO I'M GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!"

The others jumped backward trying to hide behind one another. Starfire just patted Robin on the back softly, "It is ok; remember what we talked about."

Robin inhaled deeply, "I blew it didn't I? Oh great now I have to start over!"

Beast Boy nudged Raven, "What's he talking about?"

"He's been going to psychotherapy classes because of his obsession with Slade."

"WHAAAAAAA!!"

The others turned to see Robin in a fit. Yowling on about nothing in particular. Slade just looked down on the Titans and he could not understand all of this.

"It is alright Robin." Starfire continued to comfort him, "You monster," she then directed her attention to Slade, "YOU HAVE MADE ROBIN VERY UPSET! WHEN I FIND YOU, I SHALL BE THE ONE WHO IS DOING THE RIPPING OF APART OF YOU!!" and with that she blasted the screen with a starbolt.

"NOOO," Robin screamed as he saw the screen in a mess, "WE HAVE TO GO NOW!!" and then he ran full pace out the door. The others just followed him out for fear of him doing something else. And he wasn't hard to follow either, the Titans could hear his psychotic screams up and down the city streets. He probably didn't even know where he was going. After awhile they made it to the typical Slade's lair, Robin was already there screaming up a storm, "…AND I HATE YOU!! I DON'T WANT ANY MORE CALLS OF TROUBLE FROM YOUR SORRY ASS!! GOT THAT?!"

Slade just backed away slowly while looking at the enraged Robin with bewilderment. Robin just panted furiously; he didn't want ANYONE messing with HIS fun. Finally after all of Robin's screaming fit, Slade snapped, "I HAVE NO POINT ANYMORE!!" he weeped, "THE CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD HAS CAST ME ASIDE!!"

All the Titans, including Robin, backed away. This was too much of a crazy day to be considered worth it. A few seconds later, Slade lay lifeless on the ground, still clutching the knife that had delivered the blow. It became very silent as the Titans paid their last respects to his poor soul. But shortly they returned to their home. A few hours later the troubles began again…

"AHHHHHHH!!" Beast Boy wails could be heard from down the many hallways. Beast Boy threw his door open in a mad fit and screamed, "I'LL GET YOU…WHOEVER YOU ARE!!"

He looked on his bed again. There it sat right on his pillow, a sign that read: Have Fun with the Ooze. : ) Someone had stuffed his pillows with some kind of ooze and it had sooo messed up his do. Terra; it had to be her. Raven wouldn't put a smiley face on the note. And Starfire was on his side. But as he was comtemplating this, he heard someone creeping from down the hallway, "Who's there?!" he turned himself quickly to face the person.

A dark figure approached him. He could tell that they had a long flowing cloak and that they were taking gentle steps, almost as if they wanted to sneak. It was Raven; no doubt.

"What are you doing? Don't tell me you're capable of making smiley faces!"

Raven looked at him strangely, "I came to tell you that I want a truce. I know who pulled that prank on you." She told him while looking around in a very shifty matter.

"Really? Why the change of heart?" he asked raising a brow.

"Do you want to know or not?"

"Ok, tell me."

"Starfire."

"Starfire? No way!?"

He still couldn't believe it though; how could Starfire just turn on him? She wasn't the backstabbing kind. Terra must of set her up. Or told her to do it. But on the bright side, Raven's on my side, and she's smarter than Starfire so we might have a chance of winning this war, "C'mon then Raven, we have to discuss our battle plans." He said and took her by the arm in an attempt to bring her into his room.

"No, I went into your room once, and once was enough. Besides, I have another prank to pull on our enemies." She told him before vanished through the floor of the Tower.

Beast Boy blinked in confusion, "Ok then…" he just shook his head, at least he wasn't alone, he only wished it was Terra who was on his side.


Elsewhere in the Tower


Terra had a general uniform on and was marching back and forth in front of her troops, which comprised of Starfire and herself. Biting her bottom lip she thought hard while Starfire just watched in amusement.

"That little, green monster of a boy is planning something. And as soon as he figures out who pranked him; we have to be ready." She told Starfire.

"Yes, we must. But I only wished I knew what Robin was doing…" Starfire replied hugging her knees to her chest and looking thoughtful.


Elsewhere, Elsewhere in the Tower


The room was filled with the hums of various machines, along with the clank of metal, and the occasional sound of something dropping.

"Hand me the wrench Rob." Cyborg asked holding his hand out behind himself as he leaned over their creation.

Robin fumbled threw the big chests of tools and machines until he found Cyborg's wrench drawer, "Which one?"

"5/16 inch please."

"This is going to be perfect." Robin commented while smirking.


Once again, sorry for the delay; I've been sick and really didn't feel like typing. If I had then the story would just be sooo screwed up. Even more than the Robin and Slade Bashing that occurred in this chapter. It wasn't my fault! I had a root beer and all the caffeine went straight to my head. I normally have water or milk, so the soda just kind messed with my system. Alright, only three reviews 'cause I made you all wait so long.