Chapter 5 - Meeting Phoebe's husband
We see Leo gets there. Olivia and Evelyn and Bianca are showing Piper, Phoebe and Paige the Vault. The boys are putting down the kids.
Leo - stating the obvious - Oh my god, this is big.
Piper - Yeah it is, and we didn't know it was here.
Bianca - It's hidden good, so no one could find it.
Olivia - Chase's is at P.'s building.
Evelyn - Wyatt's is at the hospital.
Bianca - The girl's vaults are at the ADA's office. All 4 sets are there.
Leo - They all are time-travelers?
Olivia - Yes, all 4 sets are.
Phoebe - So I have until when to find my daughters father.
Olivia - He will be here when Chris is 3 months old.
Phoebe - Could you just tell me who it is.
Olivia - If I did Chris and the rest would kill me.
Chris - That is for sure.
Chase - You would not kill my wife.
Wyatt - No but she would wish that he would of killed her.
Chase - That is because he wants to see their eyes when he shows up.
Chris - Yes, but if you tell them; you, me, issues and you know it, Chase.
Piper - Well, we will let you get some sleep.
Leo - It is nice to meet you Chase, Wyatt, Olivia, Bianca and Evelyn. Chris, I'm so glad that you are ok.
Chris - I know dad, you keep saying that in the future.
Phoebe - I love you all.
Paige - See you tomorrow, sleep well. Chris, I'm sorry.
Chris - For what, aunt Paige.
Paige - The cops.
Chris - You could not help that, aunt Paige.
Leo - What happened, she would not tell us.
Chris - They just checked the wound to make sure that it was fatal.
Paige - He screamed.
Chris - I was startled.
Paige - You were coherent.
Chris - Ok, fine you have someone put their fingers down in a hole in your side and tell me if you don't scream.
Wyatt - Who.
Chris - Sheridan, Daryl and the swat team.
Bianca - Why haven't you told us this before.
Chris - It was in the past.
Chase - You were in the past.
Chris - It is over, so just leave it there.
Bianca - I love you, Chris. No wonder you had trouble sleeping when you got back.
Wyatt - I want to kill her.
Chris - That is why I never told you what happen.
Piper - See you tomorrow.
Leo, Piper, Phoebe, Paige, Wyatt and Christopher orb home.
Chris - I can't wait until they see that Phoebe husband is going to be the one and only: Cole Tuner.
Bianca - When does it happen.
Wyatt - Tomorrow.
Chase - They say that Wyatt has been making wishes all day and then aunt Phoebe make her's.
Olivia - What does she do.
Wyatt - She falls for him all over again, head over heals.
Evelyn - She is his true love and she is his.
Chris - That is for sure.
Bianca - They don't know whats going to hit them.
Chris - It takes Paige some time to get used to him, but she does.
Olivia - Why?
Chris - When he was crazy, he tried to kill her.
Olivia - Crazy?
Chris - He got to many powers and it got to his head.
They say there goodnights and head to their bed's.
The manor the next morning
Piper - Hey can someone tell me if I was dreaming or did Wyatt, Chris, Chase, Evelyn, Bianca and Olivia and their kids come here yesterday.
Leo - If they didn't, I had the same dream.
Phoebe - No, they came back here to tell us that Chris was ok.
Paige - He has a good family.
Phoebe - He has a BIG family.
Piper - Yes they do, we are going to have our own hand full with our family.
Leo - Wyatt, Chris and Chase said that they will help me with the floating green head and the elders.
Piper - I'm sorry. I thought you were going crazy.
Leo - Piper, I thought I was going crazy.
Paige - Are you going to move back in?
Leo - I don't know, it is all up to Piper.
Piper - I told you that I wanted you to move back in.
Leo - We will see.
Wyatt, Chris, Chase, Evelyn, Bianca, Olivia, Molly, Wyatt Jr., Brian, Piper Lynn, Miranda Marie, Phoebe Paige, Victor Leo and Kendra orb or Shimmer in.
Leo - That is still weird to see Wyatt Shimmer.
Chris - I think that it would be wired to see him Orb. I haven't seen him orb since he learned how to shimmer.
Wyatt - I like Shimmering, it is better then orbing.
Phoebe - That is for sure.
Chris - I think he gets it from her.
Wyatt - I think that it is because where we were born here in the house is why we like Shimmering.
Leo - I do to.
Bianca - I'm getting used to Orbing now.
Chris - If you shimmer the kids, they would blow up their mom.
Piper - They have Blow up.
Chris - Yes, they have all my powers as of right now.
Piper - They have ever power ever.
Chris - Brian and Piper Lynn, they do. The triplets, 2 out of three is showing my powers but Victor Leo is Just a Phoenix.
Evelyn - Bianca, we should check with mother to see if she knows something about a male Phoenix while we are back here.
Bianca - sighing a exasperated sigh - I guess we could. Hun, we are going to mothers house, could you watch the kids.
Chris - Yes, be careful.
Bianca - I will. - She walks over and kisses him and then kisses the kids - Behave your self's for your daddy.
They shake their heads yes.
Brian - Mom, can I go with you. I would like to meet her?
Bianca - What do you think, Chris?
Chris - He has that force field. If it gets nasty, get your force field up around you, your mom and Aunt got me.
Brian - Yes dad.
They Shimmer and orb out.
Chris - He had better keep a eye on his mom.
Wyatt - He will.
Chase - Where is little Chris and Wyatt?
Piper - In the play pin.
Chase, Olivia and Kendra walk over to the play pin.
Olivia - They are so cute.
Chase - I never saw them like that. They were 4 and 5 almost 6 when I was born.
Chris and Wyatt walk over to Chase.
Wyatt - That is so wrong.
Chris - You are cute, but I'm bald.
Chase - Well, you are only what, 2 ½ months.
Piper - He will be 3 months old tomorrow.
Chris - Tomorrow, I thought it was today.
Leo - No, you were born on the 16 and today is the 15.
Chris - Well, aunt Phoebe was wrong. She said it was my 3rd month birthday but it was the day before.
Phoebe - What is today.
Chris - You will see.
Phoebe walks over to Christopher and Wyatt and then kiss Wyatt and goes to Christopher. Chris and Wyatt walk back to the kitchen.
Wyatt - When will it happen, Chris?
Chris - The story goes like this: after breakfast, I bring back Cole.
Wyatt - What are you going to do, Chris?
Chris - Make breakfast for the family.
Wyatt - What are you going to make?
Chris - I was thinking about making pancakes, sausage, eggs, homemade syrup and some fruit for Bianca.
Wyatt - Sounds good.
Chris - I still don't know what they are going to do when we say that we are going to leave.
Wyatt - I hope that they hug us and say come back soon.
Chris - Me too, but I don't see that.
Piper walks in to hear that last part.
Piper - That is what I don't want to do but I know that you have to go home soon but I'm going to miss you.
Chris - How? We are here.
Piper - Not all of you. Chase and The kids are not.
Chris - Well, Brian will be here in almost 14 years. He was born 2 months before I turned 14.
Piper - When do I kill Bianca and Evelyn's mom.
Chris - Around the same time, but you are their 'mom'. She's their mother.
Wyatt - Me and Evelyn start dating around that time to.
Leo walks over to them.
Leo - Are you two close?
Wyatt - Who, me and Evelyn?
Leo - Yes and you and Chris.
Wyatt - Yes on both. I love Evelyn with all my heart. I favor Chris, he is my closes friend and brother.
Chase walks over.
Chase - No one could keep them apart when they were little. Chris could you fix something for Kendra, she is getting hungry.
Chris - I was fixing breakfast.
Piper - This is your vacation, let me.
Wyatt - He loves cooking, it relaxes him.
Chris - Didn't you just have a baby almost 3 months ago?
Piper - Yes, but I have a healer in the house, so I was back on my feet the day after I got out of the hospital.
Chris - I know but still, take a load off while you can remember you are going to having twins in 2 years or so.
Piper - How bad are they, Chris?
Chris - You will have to ask Wyatt or Chase I don't remember. I still have the old time line memories.
Leo - You don't remember the new time line?
Chris - Some of it, but not all.
Piper - They were not in your time line.
Chris - No, it went Wyatt, me, Chase, Prudence, Melinda, Chastity and Taylor.
Piper - So we got 4 new kids in the new time line.
Chris - Yes.
Leo - Why have you not got your new memories?
Chris - Bianca thinks that I am holding on to the memories of the family being gone and it is true. Because I don't want to forget that I killed them.
Wyatt - You didn't kill them.
Chris - They feared me, and killed them, so I killed them.
Leo - No you didn't, they did.
Chris - I killed him before I went back to the future, well when I was going to go back.
Leo - Who, Josh.
Chris - Yes.
We see shimmering and Orbing appear.
Bianca - Chris, mother said that the only male phoenix that is Prophesied to be born is the one that takes the phoenix back to the side of good.
Chris - That is great, sweetie! Breakfast is ready.
They all come running in the kitchen and then turn to go get cleaned up.
Piper - You have them trained to go and clean up before they get to eat.
Wyatt - Yes, he got it from you.
They walk out to get cleaned up. They come back and start eating. After breakfast they are watching the kids play.
Phoebe - talking about baby Chris - Have you ever seen a baby so cute.
Chris - Here it goes.
Phoebe - Oh you are so cute. Oh yes you are. Has anyone ever seen a cutter baby? - she looks at him - You are so cute, "I wish Cole could see you".
Little Christopher blinks and then a man is standing in front of Phoebe.
Chris - That is what I said you would see.
Chase - That was worth the time off.
Olivia - That was neat.
Evelyn - I have heard that story so many times, but it is better in person.
Wyatt - Yes, 'my savior and my genie'.
Bianca - That was cute.
Piper - You knew that this was going to happen.
Chris - Yes.
They all turn to Phoebe and she is kissing the man. He pushes back to reveal Cole Tuner.
Paige - COLE!
Cole - Paige, I'm so sorry, please forgive me.
She turns to Chris and he is shacking his head yes.
Chris - He is good, aunt Paige and the father to 11 kids with aunt Phoebe.
Cole - Who are you people?
Chris - I'm him - pointing to little Chris - and this -pointing to big Wyatt - is him - pointing to little Wyatt - and this - pointing to the rest of the group - is our wife's or our little brother and we are from the future.
Cole - Thank you for saving me.
Chris - It was not me, it was aunt Phoebe, she made the wish.
Paige - If you try to kill me or one of my sisters, I will kill you again, got me mister.
Cole - Yes, I got you Paige. I was crazy.
Chris - You had to many powers and it got to you head.
Cole - Yes, that what I found out while I was in hell.
Chris - You should of never been sent to hell, it was not you, it was the source, he possessed you.
Cole - Yes, that is what happen.
Phoebe - When did that happen.
Cole - After you vanquished the source.
Phoebe - Why didn't you tell me, Cole?
Cole - Because it took over to fast.
Chris - I went back and found out all of that when I was 8 years old.
Piper - You traveled time when you were 8 years old.
Chris - No, I was traveling time when I was 5 years old.
Wyatt - He has been traveling time as long I can remember him.
Cole - Are you Lord Christopher?
Chris - I used to be, but now I'm just Chris.
Cole - So which one is 'the he'.
Wyatt - That would have been me, but Chris saved me.
Cole - By killing the elder and sealing the sword and Killing the Order and killing your first hand man.
Chris - I should of called you and I would of not of got stabbed.
Phoebe - If you would of told me that Wyatt was the he in the future I could of told you that to.
Piper - Told him what.
Phoebe - They are 4 things that turn the He in the future 1st is The Order 2nd A elder by the name of Gideon 3rd The sword called Excalibur 4th The death of his Daughter, Molly.
Piper - Molly was dead.
Wyatt - Yes, she was killed by my first hand man.
Chris - That you should of told me.
Evelyn - That he should of told me, her mother.
Bianca - You are not a mother you are a mom.
Chris - That is right, your mother is a mother and Mom is a mom.
Wyatt - Mom is never going to be a mother, she will through a fit.
Chase - I called her mother once and I thought she was going to start flying. She was screaming so loud, she was floating.
Chris - She blew me up.
Piper - I blew you up.
Chris - A new power.
Piper - What?
Chris - Freeze-blow-up-and-suck-back-together.
Piper - That sounds like it is going to be hard to get use to.
Chris - Well, I well let you 5 get to know each other and we are going to take the kids to the zoo.
Leo - That sound fun, can we go.
Piper - Yes, that would be fun.
Paige - That is better then staying here and watching them kiss.
We see Cole and Phoebe kissing.
Olivia - Get used to it. They do that all the time.
Evelyn - So do Leo and Piper, P. and Andy and Paige and her husband.
Paige - No fair, I have to wait 6 more months or so to find my man.
Chris - I know that it is not fun, but time will fly by.
Bianca - That is true.
Chase - You and your husband are very happy, so keep that in mind.
Wyatt - Yes, you will be happy soon.
Paige - Good, but could we go with you to the zoo.
Chris - Sure, but is it safe for little Wyatt and Me to go out.
Piper - I think that he has been stuck in the house long enough.
Chris - What about Sheridan, is she still looking for me.
Paige - No, she is gone and Brody is here.
Bianca - The FBI agent.
Paige - Yes, why.
Bianca - He is after the avatars.
Paige - I know, they killed his family.
Chris - No, they made them avatars.
Leo - What?
Chase - He thinks they are dead, but they are avatars.
Paige - Can they be saved?
Chris - They can, but they like being avatars.
Leo - They like it.
Chris - They give them a lot of powers.
Paige - Are their family witches?
Chase - Yes, they are but he is not.
Paige - How is that?
Chris - Sometimes witches have kids and they are born and their kids are not born witches.
Leo - It is rare, but it can happen.
Chris - In the old time line, his powers come out when he was a lot older.
Chase - His might come out, but I don't think so.
The kids come running in.
Wyatt - Stop running in the house, kids.
Brian - Yes, Uncle Wyatt.
Molly - Can we go to the zoo, please?
Bianca - Sure, let's go.
They all orb or shimmer out.
The zoo
Chris - Stay in sight, kids.
The kids - Yes, we will.
Leo - How do they do that.
Olivia - Their Telepathy.
Piper - They talk to each other.
Chase - All the time.
Wyatt - They can talk with each other all day. The teacher sent me a letter on Molly. Said that she was being quit in class. She asked if there was something wrong. I ask her and she said that she was talking to Piper Lynn.
Chris - She got in trouble with me and the school because of that.
Piper - The School. Does she go to magic school.
Chris - Yes, but she got in trouble in regular school.
Leo - Regular School.
Chase - Magic is exposed.
Olivia - It is still wired to see all mortals and demons together.
Chris - It was worse in the old time line.
Leo - How?
Chris - They were ruthless.
Paige - Chris, is that your daughter in the monkey cage.
Bianca -No, that's Victor Leo, out of there right now!
Chris - Victor Leo, monkeys don't like cookies.
Chase - Chris, could you freeze the place and I'll go get him.
Chris freezes the zoo.
Chase - Ok.
He orbs in the cage and gets Victor Leo.
Victor Leo - baby talk - Here, have a Cookie.
Chase - Victor Leo, they don't like cookies. They like bananas, insects, fruit…
Chris - Oh, boy.
Victor Leo - baby talk - Why not?
Chase - They are crazy.
Victor Leo - baby talk - Maybe a cookie could cure it.
Chase - Your mom wants you to give her a cookie.
Victor Leo - baby talk - Ok.
Chase picks him up and orbs out.
Victor Leo - baby talk - Here mommy, have a cookie.
Bianca - Thank you, sweetie.
Piper - Chris, did you freeze the whole zoo.
Chris - No, I froze the time and space.
Leo - You can freeze time and space.
Chris - Yes, I can.
Piper - What?
Chris - I can freeze time and space.
Piper - But how, Chris, that is not one of my powers.
Chris - No, but it is one of the angle of destiny and I have his powers.
Leo - You have his powers.
Chris - I have all the powers in the world.
Paige - So because you are part elder you have all the powers in the world.
Chris - Yes, kinda.
Piper - So why didn't you tell us that before.
Chris - That is because you would know to much if I would tell you.
Piper - Oh, I see.
Chase - He hates lying to you but sometimes it is just needed.
Wyatt - He saved the future from me.
Chris - That is not the point, I saved my brother… - looking at Bianca - and fiancée.
Bianca - Kids, it is time to go, so lets go so we can eat, I am staving.
Brian - Yes mom.
Piper Lynn - Coming mommy.
Molly - Yes, aunt Bianca.
Victor Leo - baby talk - Mommy, can I have some cookies.
Phoebe Paige - baby talk - Yes mommy
Miranda Marie - baby talk - Ok mommy.
Wyatt Jr. - baby talk - Bye, bye, bye.
Kendra - baby talk - Daddy, daddy go bye, bye.
Chase - Yes baby, lets go bye, bye.
They all walk over to a part of the zoo that don't have no one in it and orb or shimmer out.
Manor
We see Cole and Phoebe still kissing.
Leo - Stop kissing for heaven sakes, we have been gone for 2 hours and you are still kissing.
Cole - But I have been gone for how long, Phoebe?
Phoebe - Almost 2 years.
Cole - So don't tell me to stop kissing my love of my life.
Leo - Ok, sorry.
They start kissing again.
Chris - We need to fix the elders and the avatars before we go home.
Phoebe brakes the kiss.
Phoebe - You are not going no where, got me.
Paige - Yes. You can't leave us again.
Chris - I knew this was going to happen, that is why I didn't want to come back here.
Piper - He is my son and I don't want him to go, but this is not his time, so he has to go, home.
Wyatt - We are the Charmed Brothers and we have to go home.
Chase - Without Chris, the future is bad. I blow up houses.
Phoebe - Ok, but you have to come and see us.
Paige - Yes and often.
Chris - Ok, but I can't come like everyday.
Leo - We know but we are going to miss you.
Chase - We will come back as soon and as often as we can.
Paige - looking at Chris - But we will miss you but at lest we now that your alive.
Chris - I know, I'm sorry about that. I thought that if I came back to tell that I was alive that you would go crazy and make me stay.
Phoebe - I want you to stay but I know that you have a life in the future that you deserve to live there but we are going to miss you like crazy.
Bianca - Well, you will not have to worry about him, he is having a nice life, he gets along with Wyatt, John, Chase and Leo Jr. and with all the girls and no one is dead now and the world is peaceful.
Leo - As long as those big floating green heads stay away.
Chris - Do you want to turn to a averter.
Leo - No, I don't want to be evil.
Chase - They are not evil, they are gray.
Leo - What?
Chris - Well, there are gray, black and white. Black is evil or demons and white is good or the ones for the innocence and gray is the one's that are neutral.
Leo - So that is how you look at it.
Chris - That is how it is. If it was just black or white, why do demons work with good and good work with demons.
Leo - Well, that is a way at looking at it.
Bianca - That is what we believe in. Ya see, when Josh worked with demons to kill the family, he crossed the line between good and evil and became gray.
Piper - Yeah, but that doesn't mean to give up on good vs. evil.
Chris - Mom, can I ask you something?
Piper - Sure, sweetie.
Chris - Remember when I was trying to save Wyatt, and I did all those demon connections?
Piper - Yeah.
Chris - Well, I was gray. I wasn't evil. I wasn't good. I was gray.
Phoebe - Yeah, if you look at it that way, I can see your point.
Cole - I agree with Lord Christopher.
Chris - Chris please.
Cole - Oh, sorry. But why would they cross paths like that if there were only two colors?
Paige - Well, if you look at it that way, I see your point. But that doesn't mean I like you or trust you yet.
Cole - I know.
Piper - Ok. When are you leaving?
Chris - In a week and 4 days.
Piper - Thank god it wasn't today.
Chris - No.
Leo - Ok, can we handle my big green floating head situation.
Chris - Yeah, lets go.
He walks over to Leo and orbs Leo and his self out.
Bianca - But…
Avatar Land
Chris and Leo orb in.
Avatar #1 - Who are you?
Chris - I would like to talk to your boss.
Avatar #2 - This way, please.
Leo - whispering to Chris - And they are haunting me with green floating heads?
Chris - Ironic, huh?
Leo - Yeah.
Avatar #3 - Hello, who might you be?
Chris - We'd be none of your concern.
Main Avatar - Well, it is my concern. Who are you?
Chris - I'm someone who will not discuss this unless in private.
Main Avatar - Ok, leave us.
All other avatars bow and do that light transportation of theirs out.
Chris - Ok, now I'll tell you who I am. I'm CPH. The King of Magic and he is my father. Leo Wyatt. The Elder that you want to join you.
Main Avatar - Ah, yes. Leo Wyatt.
Leo - I don't want to join you, I just want to be a plain ole boring Whitelighter. Ok.
Main Avatar - We need your powers in the fold, if we are ever to succeed.
Chris - I hate to burst your bubble, well I do but that's beside the point, your never going to get Utopia like that.
Main Avatar - And why not?
Chris - The great war. Plain and simple. You won't be prepared and it will destroy you. If you look for Utopia after the Great War, then you might succeed.
Main Avatar - We will still need his powers in the fold.
Chris - I'm gonna demote him anyway, so his powers will do no good to you.
Main Avatar - Why would you do that, he would do so much more as an Avatar than a whitelighter.
Chris - His only task as an elder to fulfill is to conceive me.
Main Avatar - Very well, we'll stop haunting you.
Leo - So no more green floating heads?
Main Avatar - laughing, and actually expressing emotions - Yes, no more of those.
Chris - Huh, so you guys aren't a bunch of stones.
Main Avatar - Huh?
Chris - Nevermind!
He orbs both Leo and hiself back to the manor.
Manor - Kitchen
Chris - We're home!
Bianca - If you ever do that again, I'll personally stick my fist back in that chest.
Chris - Um-huh, that's for sure.
Bianca kisses him.
Chris - Ooo lala.
Bianca - Oh you turn me on when you speak different languages.
Chris says something in Spanish that makes Bianca blush.
Bianca - Oh, Christopher!
Chris - We have time.
Bianca - Ok.
Chris picks her up and orbs her to their rooms.
Wyatt - shaking his head - He has it lucky.
Evelyn - sighing - And you don't?
Wyatt - I guess I do have it lucky, but he gets it more than I do.
Evelyn - We'll have to do something about that then, huh?
Wyatt picks her up and his face shows one of victory.
Piper - Looking at all her grandkids, and thinking out loud - What about the kids?
Kendra - Dadadadadadadadadadadadadad!
Chase comes running down the stairs.
Chase - What's wrong, Kendra.
Kendra - telepathically - Uncle Wyatt and Chris go bye-bye with Aunt Evelyn and Bianca.
Chase - Oh. That explains it.
Piper - What am I supposed to do with all these kids.
Chase - hopeful - Help your son take care of them.
Piper - hopeful also - And get to know him.
Chase - I'd love to.
Piper - Ok, it's a deal.
One week later
Leo - to Piper - Did Chris ever say when he's going to get me demoted.
Piper - No, but before he leaves.
Leo - I hope so.
Chris orbs in with this elder-(not) like man.
Elder (not) like man - Hello, Leo. I'm Jeremy, the main elder.
Leo - Thank god.
Jeremy - Yeah, well…
Chris - JEREMY!
Jeremy - Ok, ok. So, you haven't been fired yet.
Leo - No, but I'd like to.
Jeremy - You ask, you receive from the Jeremster.
Chris - JEREMY!
Piper - I like this elder, he's… different.
Jeremy - raising his eyebrows - Well, hello good looking' whatcha got cookin'.
Chris - And a flirt.
Jeremy - I'm serous, I'm starving.
Chris - And a pig.
Jeremy - I'm lazy, I'm loud, I'm unorganized, but hey… I'm fun.
Chris - He's just a party dude.
Jeremy - Yep.
Paige - I'm charmed.
Jeremy - I'd love to…
Chris - yelling - Don't say that next word!
Jeremy - Ok… - finishing his sentence Chris cut and edited - but your husband would kill me.
Chris sighs in relief.
Paige gasps in realization.
Chris - Yes, Aunt Paige, he is known to be a potty mount sometimes.
Paige - Oh, I'm not charmed.
Jeremy sighs in sadness.
Leo - Could you fire me now.
Jeremy - Sure.
Jeremy calls for his urns and there two hugs urns. They go completely across his chest, both of them. Jeremy tells Leo to hold one, and he has to hold them with both hands. He removes the elder powers with one, trades Leo and replaces it with whitelighter.
Jeremy - looking down - I wonder…
Chris - NO!
But it was to late, Jeremy uses his elder powers (yeah right) and makes Piper's breasts the sizes of the urns, lets just say Piper's eyes bulge out, as does little Christopher's. Chris's face turns red and then turns blue when little Christopher orbs to his mama's arms, licking his lips.
Piper - trying to control Christopher - Return these to normal size, NOW!
Chris - sighing - JEREMY! Look at my little self.
Jeremy - I know, I made his day. Anything for my god nephew.
Phoebe - God nephew?
Jeremy - I made it up myself.
Christopher couldn't take it no more, he starts trying to get inside her blouse. Piper looks down and there's a leak on her blouse.
Piper - Oh, someone's hungry.
Leo - rubbing Chris's back - Its ok, son.
Chris - No, its not. I can never show my face in public again.
Piper - unbutton her blouse - Sweetie, its just the way of children. He seen the size, um, you know and he couldn't resist.
Christopher starts to reach for it.
Piper removes her flap of her blouse just enough for Christopher to get his meal and lets him go at it.
Piper - Whoa, wow. This kid is hungry.
Chris goes invisible.
Piper - Chris, sweetie. Its ok.
Christopher looks up, but don't let go.
Piper - Not you, peanut.
Invisible Chris whines.
Piper - I think I'm embarrassing him.
Jeremy - looking at Christopher go - Wow, what an appetite.
Jeremy sees a yo-yo appear out of nowhere and head straight for him.
Jeremy, well, lets just say Jeremy screams.
Jeremy - URNS! - they orb to him and he orbs out -
Piper - Chris.
Chris - I'm going home!
Piper - No, your not. Not until its time.
Chris - Oh, alright.
Leo - looking at Christopher as Chris becomes visible again - Man, he is hungry.
Chris goes invisible again.
Piper and Leo - Chris!
4 days later
Piper, breast's back to normal, is hugging Chris as Wyatt reaches Phoebe and Chase reaches Paige.
Piper - to Chris - Seem familiar.
Chris - Yeah, a little to familiar. Except last time, I got killed.
Wyatt - This time your not.
Chris - I know one thing, I'm not drawing the symbol again. - handing Bianca a piece of chalk - Bianca!
The future adults - You drew it last time?!
Chris - Yes, it looked horrible.
Bianca - frowning - Are you sure Gideon sent you to the bad world?
Chris - I don't know, maybe I did it.
Piper - Oh you did not, it looked… ok.
Chris - Umm-huh. And you wonder where I learned how to lie.
Piper - Ok sweetie, it did look bad, but practice makes perfect.
Chris - I have, the last 6000 years. It still takes me to unknown lands.
Paige laughs then squeezes Chase.
Chase - gasping for air - A tid, bit to hard Aunt Paige.
Phoebe squeezes Wyatt tighter, if possible.
Wyatt - Oh, I think you just broke rib number 4.
Phoebe - Oh, just a few more then.
Wyatt - Please aunt Phoebe… - she squeezes tighter - have mercy. 5.
Leo has his daughter-in-laws.
Evelyn and Olivia hug Leo while Bianca sits back. After their done Bianca steps up sheepishly.
Bianca - Um, before we do this thing, I wanted to say sorry.
Leo - shocked - For what?
Bianca - For knocking you out.
Leo - That's ok, sweetie. I can't wait till Christopher gets old enough to date.
Bianca - Hey, don't rush it. He stars at 11, then 2 years later you become 'Grandpa'.
Leo - Yeah, well, ok maybe I can.
Bianca laughs and hugs Leo and the girls trade properties.
Wyatt - Oh no, mom. If aunt Phoebe's bad, what is mom gonna be like?
Piper - Come here, Wyatt and see.
Chris - She's not that bad, but I'm gonna regret dad. I died remember. IN HIS ARMS!
Leo bear crushes Chris.
Chris - gasping for air while talking - DAD! I knew it. Oh god, I knew I'd die again.
Piper - Leo, take it a tid bit easier on the dying again son.
Leo - Oh, sorry.
Chris - exhaling - That's ok.
Chase - AUnt Phoebe.
After the kids and daughter-in-laws have their goodbyes, it's the grandkids turn.
Piper is hugging Chris's and Wyatt's kids while Leo takes Chases.
Piper - Ok, Molly and Wyatt Jr., be good and visit often, ok.
Molly - Ok, grandma.
Wyatt Jr. - O-tay.
Piper - Brian, Piper Lynn, Miranda Marie, Victor Leo and Phoebe Paige. Take care and keep your mommy and daddy in shape, ok. Visit often.
Brian - Ok, grams.
Piper Lynn - Okey-dokey.
Phoebe Paige - Si.
Piper - Huh?
Chris - Huh?
Wyatt - It means 'yes' in Spanish. She's like her uncle Wyatt.
Chris - Got bless her. I do remember you saying 'Y tu'.
Wyatt - Sorry. But I do like speaking Spanish, its very interesting.
Chris - Mmm-huh.
Miranda Marie and Victor Leo - Cookie.
Chris - They both want one?
Chris conjures 2 bags of cookies, but Victor Leo takes both.
Chris - Here Miranda Marie. - he conjures another bag -
Piper and Leo switch grandkids.
Piper - Hello, Kendra. You are so cute, keep your mommy and daddy in line and visit often, ok.
Kendra - in baby voice - visit, visit.
Piper - smiling - Yes, visit.
Chris - sheepishly - Ya know, we're not the only ones who can visit.
Paige - Um, yes you are. We don't have a spell to go forward… or backward for that matter.
Chris - Handing Piper the spell on his handwriting - Now you do.
Piper - Really?
Chris - You bet. You can meet the other kids.
Phoebe - YES!
Paige - What year you from?
Chris - 2029.
Bianca draws the symbol and Chris says the spell and they disappear into the portal.
Chris - We're home.
(F) Piper - Thank god, you've returned.
Chris - Barely.
(F) Leo - Sorry.
Chris - Don't be, I just wish you had that kind of hugs in the old timeline.
(F) Leo - Sorry.
Chris picks up a throw pillow and hits Leo with it. Leo starts to hit Chris with one and it leads to a big pillow fight.
(F) Piper - STOP! You will clean this mess up Christopher Perry Victor No demon hunting Halliwell-Wyatt.
Chris - While hitting Wyatt - Ok, whatever.
(Past) Piper - Is this a bad time?
Chris - stunned and getting hit in the face by (F) Phoebe - Oh brother, this is going to be a long lifetime.
The End