Title: Interviews from Naruto
Disclaimer: I claim no ownership of Naruto; it's a fabulous anime as it is. I wouldn't change a thing.
Warning: Uhh…This story is in script format-because it is humor based only---so don't flame me for that. It is ONLY for amusement purposes; and will be updated quite infrequently.
Rating: P.G.ish for language only. Not really this chapter though.
Author's Notes: Okay, pretty much this isn't supposed to make any sense what-so-ever. IT'S JUST TO BE FUNNY!
Uh…if someone has already done this, I didn't mean to copy your idea! –never has time to read very many stories- This was actually started around a year ago…it just took me that long to find it in the mess I call a room and then retype it. Enjoy!
Usagi © to herself
Kadiska © to myself
Quote of the Day: All's fair in war and ramen.
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Chapter One-Kakashi
Kadiska: -turns to Usagi- Do you think this is gonna' work?
Usagi: I think so. Just don't say anything that will make him suspect you. -Usagi changes Kadiska into a random blonde, blue-eyed interviewertypepersonthing. Yah.-
Kadiska: Here goes nothing…
Kadiska: -appears in Kakashi's house- Okay, let's begin. First off, Mr. Hatake, tell me…
Kakashi: It's Kakashi, not Mr. Hatake. You make me sound old-I'm only twenty-six!
Kadiska: Um…yes…and how do you spell that? -holds up her clipboard and jots down information-
Kakashi: Who ARE you? What are you doing in my bathroom?
Kadiska: Umm…I'm the interview person. Let's move on. Why did you decide to become a shinobi?
Kakashi: It would be because of my father.
Kadiska: -notices several photographs close by- Is that him? -she points to a silver-haired man-
Kakashi: Yes.
Kadiska: Ah….next question. Are you gay?
Kakashi: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Kadiska: Are you gay?
Kakashi: What kind of question is that!?
Kadiska: Just answer the question before I put that you are. -threatens- -holds the pen over the clipboard-
Kakashi: Of course I'm not gay. -glares at her-
Kadiska: Are you sure…?
Kakashi: YES!!!!!!
Kadiska: Oh, so you ARE gay…
Kakashi: No I'm NOT!!
Kadiska: So you're saying that you're not gay? But you just said…
Kakashi: Yes!
Kadiska: You are gay?
Kakashi: No, I'm NOT!
Kadiska: You're not gay?
Kakashi: Yes!
Kadiska: -blinkblink- So you are…? Will you make up your damn mind?!
Kakashi: I'm not gay and that's final!!!
Kadiska: -winches- Ah hum…Anywho…why don't you show your lower face ever?
Kakashi: Because.
Kadiska: Because?
Kakashi: Because.
Kadiska: -writes some more down- 'Great…I really wanted to find that one out…'
Kakashi: Anything else?
Kadiska: Yes. How many people have you killed?
Kakashi: -shakes his head- You actually think that I kept track? Where are you getting these questions from?
Kadiska: Hey, I'm the one asking the questions here. What kind of music do you like?
Kakashi: Why do you want to know? Are you going to give me some CD's?
Kadiska: No…I just thought that your adoring fans would like to know…
Kakashi: I have adoring fans? -peers at the T.V. screen- -sees thousands of drooling fangirls- Yipe! -vanishes-
Kadiska: HEY! We weren't finished with the interview yet!!!
Usagi: -sees Kadiska return- How did it go?
Kadiska: Here. -hands over the clipboard-
Usagi: -reads- O…kay…
Kadiska: That's what I say. So who do you wish for me to torture next, o' wise rabbit of the maniacs? –ducks-
Usagi: NARUTO!!!