Chapter Two-Naruto
Kadiska: -stares at Usagi- So I really have to do this?
Usagi: Yepper. Go on, Naruto isn't that bad of a person…
Kadiska: -grabs a new clipboard and starts walking to Naruto's normal hangout-
Usagi: …just wait 'til you have to interview Itachi…
Kadiska: -turns around really fast- HUH?!
Usagi: -POOF- -disappears-
Kadiska: -walks slowly up to Naruto- Hey there! Could I ask you some questions? -holds up clipboard-
Naruto: Uh…sure…go on ahead…
Kadiska: Is it possible to rotate your head 1000 degrees to the right?
Naruto: What the hell is a degree?
Kadiska: 0.0 Next question…since you have a fox demon sealed inside of you…have you ever had a flea problem?
Naruto: I DON'T HAVE FLEAS!
Kadiska: Sure you do! -big grin- Answer this: When you have kids, what would you like to name them?
Naruto: -deer-in-the-headlights look- Uh…I'm going to have kids?
Kadiska: Good point. Do you know when not to pick a fight with someone over a comment?
Naruto: -chooses to ignore the question, but fails to comply as he runs at the interviewer with the intent to kill-
Kadiska: AHHH! -runs and hides in a tree- -asks questions from tree- If ramen didn't exist, what would be your food obsession?
Naruto: If ramen didn't exist…? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POOR RAMEN!?!?!? I'D DIE!
Kadiska: -sits on tree branch- -writes even more down- Okay…you're ever so important enemies were wondering…why the HELL don't you EVER die?
Naruto: Cause I ROCK! -cheers-
Kadiska: No you don't! You're just horribly lucky, and the namesake.
Naruto: I'm the namesake CAUSE I rock!
Kadiska: But, you don't rock. If you died, Sasuke would become the main character, and the entire series would be over in three episodes. Anyway, you were meat on a stick, would you eat yourself?
Naruto: Huh? Why can't I be ramen instead?
Kadiska: Whatever. Just answer the question and stop giving me a hard time. I have other people to bother…oops…I mean interview, ya' know.
Naruto: It depends…what kind of meat are we talking about here?
Kadiska: It figures…
Naruto: Probably.
Kadiska: -sweatdrop- Aaaannnyyywwwaaayyy…
Naruto: -looks at her- Are you sure we've never met before??? You seem very familiar for some reason…
Kadiska: -'nother sweatdrop- -looks around- Uh nope. We've never met. Well, thanks for your time; I got all that I need. -runs off-
Naruto: -stares blankly-
Kadiska: Whew. That was close. Next time I'm gonna' interview someone different…
Usagi: How about Gaara?
Kadiska: Do you actually think that he'll answer my questions? Ah, well. I'll give it a shot…