I edited this to take out the extra explanations that I found out weren't needed. )

Disclaimer: I, of course, do not own these characters. They are alllll JK's.

"Padfoot, what are you doing?" James Potter asked as the most handsome marauder Sirius Black pranced out of the bathroom with a sea foam green face mask on.

"Exfoliating, Prongs. You should try it," Sirius replied, flopping onto his bed. He, James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew had all shared a dormitory at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since their first year. They were now entering their seventh and final year at Hogwarts. "And you too, Wormtail. You're looking a little blotchy. Moony, darling, what can I say? You have the perfect skin," Sirius joked.

"Don't I know it," Remus replied. "I think it has something to do with the wolf hormones."

"That's bull shit, Moony," said James.

"Yea, I know," Remus replied, grinning.

"What do ya say, Prongsy? Want some of this wonderful exfoliating avocado mask?" Sirius asked again.

"No, I'm good."

"Wormtail?" Sirius pleaded.

"Not today," Peter replied.

"Fine. When I'm the one with the lovely, blemish-free skin, and all the girls want me, and all you two have is zits, I'll be the one laughing," Sirius said, getting up to go wash the mask off.

"All the girls already want you, Sirius," Wormtail laughed.

"Whoa, Wormtail, let's not blow up his ego any bigger than it already is," James said, but Sirius didn't hear.

"Yea, well, what can I say? I'm the infamous, sexy, handsome, smart, cunning, marauder, Sirius Black." Sirius shouted over the sound of the faucet.

"Quit worshiping yourself, Sirius," James yelled back. He jumped off his bed and began rummaging through his trunk for the Marauder's Map. After a fair amount of searching, James found it intertwined in his Invisibility Cloak.

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good," he muttered, and the old piece of yellowed parchment came to life. "Hmm. First day back and Snivellus is already asking for trouble," James said while staring at a small person labeled Severus Snape. Snape was on one of the staircases when it suddenly changed its route to the seventh floor corridor where the Gryffindor Tower was located. "Anyone want to go do...something...to him?" James asked with a smirk.

"I would Prongs, but I'm not allowed to be out after nine, unlike you and Moony," Sirius replied.

"Oh yeah! I'm Head Boy!" James remembered. "It's going to take me a while to get used to this. I'm going to go 'patrol' the halls, even though it's not my night. Be back later boys. Moony, you wanna come?"

"No thanks, Prongs. I'm kind of tired. Plus you might run into Lily," Remus said with a wink.

"I could only wish," James said in a dreamy voice while walking out of the dormitory.

"Is he ever going to get over her?" Sirius asked no one in particular.

"Nope," Remus and Peter replied simultaneously.

James walked out of the portrait hole while checking if his Head Boy badge was on straight. Looking up, he saw Snape walking with his hook-nose stuck in a book.

"Hello Snivellus!" James exclaimed, acting overjoyed to see his worst enemy walking through the school. He went up to Snape and put an arm around him. "How are you old buddy? I missed you over the summer holiday. It was torture not being able to see your greasy hair and huge nose everyday!"

"Get off me, Potter," Snape replied, pushing James's arm from his shoulder. James grabbed the book Snape was reading.

"Ooh, what's this? 'Ten Ways to be a Good Death Eater'?" James said, flipping through the book. "It looks very interesting." Snape took out his wand and held it up to James's chest. James looked up at Snape. "What are you going to do? Hex the Head Boy? I'm sure that'll go over well."

"I could care less. You being Head Boy is a joke anyway," Snape sneered.

"Yea, I know. But I'm stuck with the job, so you're going to have to deal with it. Twenty-five points from Slytherin for being an insufferable git and being out after hours," James said while throwing the book down and taking out his wand. He held it up to Snape's chest and the two of them stared at each other for a moment, until James finally broke the silence. "Stupefy," he muttered and Snape went very pale and fell to the floor. James smiled and kicked Snape's book halfway down the corridor.

"JAMES POTTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" He knew the girl's voice right away. It was Lily Evans, the Head Girl, and James's crush since third year. Although James loved Lily, he still dated many girls, none of them exclusively and none of them as pretty as her in his opinion. He was waiting to date Lily, but she, unlike most other girls, loathed James. "What did you do to him?"

"Stunned him. Why do you care?" James asked while rumpling his hair to make it stand up.

"Because that's not allowed! Even by the Head Boy. When will you grow up?" Lily huffed. "Ennervate," she said, waking Snape up. He jumped up and looked at James with a look of pure hate. "You need to go back to your common room, Severus," Lily added.

"Don't tell me what to do, mudblood," Snape sneered at Lily.

"Five points from Slytherin. Go. NOW," Lily yelled. Snape went to pick up his book and made his way back towards the stairs.

"You okay, Lily?" James asked.

"Yeah, I'm used to him. I've had to deal with it for six years," she replied with a shaky voice. He knew she wasn't okay, but he decided not to push it.

"Okay, let's go. Fortuna Major," said James to open up the portrait hole. He and Lily said goodnight and went seperate ways to their own dormitories.

James made his way up the boy's staircase and walked into his room. Peter was asleep in his bed, Remus was reading a rather large book about Hinkypunks and Grindylows, and Sirius was muttering random spells in Peter's direction.

"Wingardium Leviosa," Sirius whispered and Peter rose from his bed. Sirius levitated him over to the spare bed, pointed his wand at Peter's mouth, and muttered another spell. "Densaugeo," Sirius said, and Peter's teeth started protruding out of his mouth.

"Padfoot, you're awful," Remus said, looking up from his book and laughing.

"Yeah, I know," Sirius chuckled, lifting the curse. Peter's two front teeth were about 6 inches longer than normal. "Oy! Prongs! How was Snivellus?"

"Same old greasy-haired git. I stunned him, but Lily caught me," James said.

"Oooh, so you did run into Lily?" Remus smirked.

"Yeah," James said in a disappointed tone. "But she was too mad at me for stunning Snivellus for me to try to ask her out again. Not that she would have accepted anyway."

"Sorry mate," Remus sympathized. Sirius jumped off his bed and retrieved a case of Butterbeer and a Muggle radio that he had charmed to work in the school from his trunk. He flipped on the radio, and turned the volume up as loud as possible in attempt to lighten the mood. "If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby!" the radio blared.

"BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT ME, Prongsy!" Sirius roared over the radio, jumping up on his bed and throwing each of them a bottle of Butterbeer. Peter was awoken by the sudden outburst.

"What in 'loody 'ell?" he tried to scream, but couldn't because of his oversized teeth. The three other seventeen year old boys all started rolling on the floor with laughter. "'elp me, you 'upid 'rats!!!!" Remus pointed his wand at Peter and muttered the countercurse. "THAT WAS NOT FUNNY! WHO WAS IT?" he yelled over the loud music. James and Remus both pointed at Sirius, and Peter lunged for him. The short, pudgy boy attempted to tackle tall, strong Sirius, but Padfoot easily pinned him to the floor. "You win," Peter laughed. The four boys stayed up until late that night, only receiving a few short hours asleep before their first day back to classes.