Ralphs Wiggums Diary
Note: Spelling and grammer have all been corrected.
Dear Diary,
Mommy gave me this book to help me learn my grahm crakers so I am going to use it.
Today I woke up and saw a big white square. Then Daddy came and Daddy said its the ceiling. Mr Winky said its a spaceship. I think he is right.
Then I went and had a big bowl of breakfast boulders. Daddy says they will make me big and strong. I like to put a spare one in my nose in case I get hungry.
Then I heard a foghorn but then I saw a bus. I tried to decide whether to ride the bus or find the foghorn boat.I decided to ride the bus. I took Mr.Winky,my lunch and backpack and then went to school.
On the bus, Nelson took Mr.Winky but I dont care since I found him on the floor afterwards. When we got to school I went to my first lesson. It was art. We were making collages.
My tummy started rumbling so I ate the cottage cheese juice we put on our animals. It was yummy but it made my teeth stick together and I didnt like that.
After that I was meant to have math but the teacher sent me to Principle Skinner who sent me to the nurse. The nurse took a kinfe and cut out the cottage cheese. I didn't like that.
It was time for lunch so I opened the lunchbox mommy gave me. It had a bananna, a crunchy bar and a note from mommy.
"Dear Ralphy,
Remember to eat all of your lunch and be a good little boy. Dont eat anything that you shouldn't.
Mommy"
We finally had our last lesson and that was english. I was hungry so I ate the breakfast boulder I stored. We had a spelling test. I have a new high test score. 2/20. My teacher still wants to give me extra help but I said I dont need it because I'm improving.
When I got home I showed it to mommy. She gave me a hug.I gave her a hug too. We are all one happy family.
Ralphy
Well, what do you think? Please, please send you comments. Should i continue it? Do you like it?
Lauren