October 22nd 2004

Dear Diary,

It's the weekend today and daddy said I could go with him and catch all the bad little people and put them in prison. Daddy said prison was a big, giant cage. I want to live in a big giant cage when I am older. Then I can be a canary and practice flying around the room. I'm going to practice now.

Mommy told me to stop because if I didnt I could get a headache. I think I should keep going because I still have a headache from the cottage cheese.

I have to help daddy now but dont worry Mr.Grahm crackers book. You can come along too!

Daddy told me that the best way to start a crime search is to have a doughnut. I had a raspberry one that had little sprinkles on it. It was so yummy I stored two sprinkles in my fingernails for later.

Daddy finally started the car engine and it made a "BROOM! BRoooom!" sound! It was scary so I jumped behind a bush. Daddy told me that it was dangerous to do that because it was a poison ivy bush.

When we drove away I pressed my nose to the window and I saw a lion and the lion waved to me. He is my friend. I asked daddy if I could invite him over for a play date but daddy said I had one too many doughnuts.

Then, suddenly, I heard a voice come out of daddy's remote controle. I think that the remote control is a prison for naughty people.

When daddy heard the prisoner he pressed a button and our car made silly noises! Cars are funny!

When we got to where we had to go I saw a man who had way to many doughnuts hugging a comic book and crying.

Daddy took out his gun and looked around. I think he wanted his GambleDude magazine because I found one under the microwave.

When I was looking for it, I found a Happy Elves magazine. I asked daddy if I could get it but he said it was a bad time. That made me sad.

Daddy found a set of finger prints on the counter. We are going to go home and daddy said he would take the prints to the police station wagon and find out who's they were!

When I got home mommy said she was worried about me but that's silly because I never did or went anywhere unsafe all day!

Hi! Thanks for the comments! If anyone has any good suggestions for the next chapter PLEASE send them to me! Thanks!