Just a silly little ditty about mud. I had a dream that I was covered in mud and could not for the life of me get it off. Then… this story just itched to be written. I'm thinking about a possible sequel, maybe a SG3 naming…Hmm… wonders off and ponders

sigh Don't own SG1, only the mud planet. Whoohoo.

Happy New Year! Hope it'll be great for everyone.

-OffTheGrass

Mud.

I hate it.

Did you know that mud gets everywhere, even if you don't touch it.

I think I have mud in places I didn't even know I had.

I'm glad I don't have to wash our uniforms, and that the base does. Awhile back some of the SG teams were joking that our uniforms needed to be sent thought biohazard contamination and then be washed. Apparently the idea had some sort of merit to it, now that's what they do.

It's good that they do that.

Because I'm not sure they can even get these mud stains out.

Well, it wasn't my fault that it started raining three klicks from the gate.

And it was an accident that I slipped into the Colonel.

And it was an accident when he kicked up mud into Daniel's face when he fell.

And it was Daniel got startled and slid forward into Teal'c.

And it certainly was an accident when Teal'c fell on his face.

So it definitely makes me innocent of any accidental 'mud wrestling' that might have happened.

You know those phrases people come up with. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens on the mountain, stays on the mountain. Well, what happens on a different uninhabited planet, stays on a different uninhabited planet.

So, you know, the whole issue of the Colonel throwing a handful of mud and Daniel, Daniel retaliating by doing the same but missing and hitting Teal'c in the chest, them deciding I was still looking to clean and tackling me into the mud, and a full fledged frenzied mud wrestling-tag-sliding-tackling-fight the four of us had…..

It really didn't happen.

We just all slipped.

Not our fault water and dirt make mud.

And it's not our fault that the SG3 marines found out about it…and now our new nickname is the Mud Stickers.

And we now have a right to come up with their new nickname.

Maybe mud isn't so bad. Maybe.

But I still don't think I have all the mud out.