Once again, I own none of the characters which belong to Mr. Vasquez. I do, however, own Xi, whom is me. Let us begin.

Part the Second: A Preparation of sorts.

It was still night, and Zim had proposed that Nny stay at his base until the dawn, where he would pose as a substitute teacher and slaughter Dib during lunch. Nny sat on the couch with GIR, as they were both watching television.

"So you're a robot, huh?", Nny asked, enthralled by the 300 channel TV.

"Yeah…I'm a doggie too!", GIR squealed, leaping dramatically into his doggie disguise. Nny sat quietly.

"Um…Okay…"

Zim burst from the toilet, covered in green slime. A greasy tentacle wiggling from the toilet bowl.

"BACK! BACK DOOM SQUID! OBEY YOUR MASTER!", Zim shouted, beating it with a toilet plunger. The slimy beast squealed and retreated, the oozing appendage sliding back down the pipe. Zim wiped some slime off of his face, noticing Nny's staring. He pivoted awkwardly, his antennae twitching.

"Um…It's an experiment I'm working on! Yep! That doom-squid will wipe out the humans in a matter of days!"

Nny blinked. "Sure…That's great…", he said, looking to GIR, who was sucking on a salmon.

Silence.

Zim looked around. "Um…I need you to come down to the lab with me. I have constructed some weapons which I think will help make the humans' demise horribly painful."

"Ok, then.", Nny said, eager to escape the situation. Zim stepped into the toilet, flushing himself down. Nny reluctantly followed, spinning around as he went down.

"WOOWOOOWOOOOOO!", he cried, flying down the pipe and crashing into Zim. They spun out of the pipe and into the wall. They landed in a heap, wearing each others clothes.. They looked at each other, Zim standing in Nny's shirt, and Nny almost naked in the small shirt and shorts. They looked at each other.

"BAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA!" they chortled, giving each other their clothes back, wiping tears from their eyes.

"That was great! Whoo!", Nny said, straightening his shirt. He followed Zim to the wall of hi-tech blades, all of them glowing or surging with electricity. Nny saw a seven bladed katar glowing a bright purple.

"Ooh! Gimme! That! I want that!", Nny giggled childishly, grabbing it and swinging it, chopping a group of wires in half. The lights blinked off, leaving the two in the dark.

"I don't like you." ,Zim muttered.