Chapter 2:
"Good job Sirius!"
"Brilliant! Did you see the look on Snape's face?"
"Thank you, Thank you." Sirius said bowing to his admirers.
"Sirius, Spare me." James joked.
"Oh come on Prongs! I have to please my fans. I can't help it if I'm the most popular marauder."
"Please Sirius, James has way more admirers."
"What ever Moony. Besides, who's got all the presents? I've got so many you have to help me carry them to the room! I think I've gotton a present from at least half the girl's in the school. And just think, lessons haven't even started yet! Presents here I come!"
"Greedy much?" asked peter as they all laughed at Sirius's behavior.
When they got to the common room they piled all they presents in a corner of the room. Then they headed for Transfiguration. They whispered all the way there about what to do to Snape next. Then Sirius all of a sudden just slammed up against the wall.
"Now look at yourself Black." Said Snape laughing, "Now I can put whatever curse I want to on you!" Sirius just started laughing. "What's so funny?"
"Well Snape, I always knew that Slytherins were all hexes and no brains. You probably couldn't come up with a good prank if your filthy, greasy life depended on it. Your little brain couldn't handle it."
"Why you!"
"No, no, no!" Sirius said pointing his finger, "you still haven't figured it out." Sirius put his left hand in his pocket and pulled out his wand. "Oh look! My hands can move! Expliarmis! (Didn't spell that right i know)"
Snape's wand shot up into the air and into Sirius's hand.
"Well that was easy enough." Said Sirius flipping the wand in-between his fingers, "Even I thought you were smarter than that. "
"Give me my wand!" Snape yelled trying to get his hands on the wand.
"No, no, no. You might try to harm other innocent people" Sirius smiled, "Anyway, do you fetch?"
"Accio Snape's wand" yelled James. The wand flew to him at the end of the corridor. Snape sprinted after it.
"Accio Snape's wand!" Yelled Peter up a few flights of stairs.
"Accio Snape's wand!" Remus finally called as he caught the wand and threw it into the girl's bathroom.
"Nooo!" The marauders could hear Snape yell as they met back up on the fourth floor.
"That went well!" Sirius laughed.
"Yea, well we couldn't let him ruin our dear Padfoot's birthday now could we."
"Hey, I got the wand and gave you time. I'm the mastermind here." Sirius said walking around the halls like he was the most brilliant thing to ever walk the planet.
"Padfoot, Your head's so big I don't see how you fit through doors." James said.
"It's because I'm perfect in every way."
"Ok, so Sirius is getting in touch with his feminine side." Said Remus edging away from Sirius slowly.
"Moony, like don't be so like mean!" Sirius said in a high voice.
They entered into McGonagall room and listened to her drone on and on for about twenty minutes before they were actually allowed to start transfiguring a desk into a frog.
"This is to easy." James said flicking his wand with a bored expression making an unmistakable frog.
"To right you are" Sirius replied who was transfiguring the desk beside him, "Although mine is much better."
James looked over in disbelief "Is not! Mine is most definitely the greenest loudest frog ever."
"Oh your mistaken my friend. Do you have any ears? Mine is definitely the loudest."
"Oh ya?" James asked pointing his wand at his frog and whispering a very difficult incantation. The frog immediately multiplied into three. "Beat that for loud."
"With pleasure." Sirius said multiplying four frogs from his.
James multiplied five more. Sirius smiled and made six. James smiled mischievously and multiplied seven. This went on until each boy had 100 frogs. The room was a complete fiasco. There were frogs everywhere. They were jumping on the floor, on desk, shelves, in people's bags, it was chaos. One was even taking residence in McGonagall's hair who was heading straight for the boys, as fast as the frogs would let her of course. James was particularly delighted to see Lily Evans in the far corner trying to stun any frog that came near her, shrieking when one jumped on her.
Meanwhile Sirius wearing a crazy grin slowly raised his wand.
"What?" asked James worriedly, "I remember that grin. You wear it when you think you've come up with the perfect prank to play on me. And worst of all it's usually a very painful experience for me."
"Well Prongs, I've always wondered what you would look like as a frog!" said Sirius and before James could mutter a huh? He found himself just level with Sirius's shoe. He lifted a hand to find it green and webbed. He had become a flawless frog with a black circle around each eye. Worst of all was that he ached all over. 'This is way worst than Quidditch' he thought letting out a low ribbet.
"Well Jamsie, who's the best now?" Sirius asked triumphantly.
The James frog began jumping up and down angrily.
"Hey everyone! Meet James the frog, my new creation!" Sirius shouted.
Everyone turned and Remus asked "Is that really James?"
"Yup, the one and only. See the eyes?" Sirius stated proudly.
"It is James " Exclaimed peter. Everyone started to laugh. As the laughter got louder Remus began to look more worried.
" Umm mate" He said to Sirius, "I don't think James is to happy with you at the moment."
James began hopping toward Sirius's shoe.
"Of course he's mad, that was the plan." Sirius grinned wider but failed to notice the frog that hopped onto his shoe. All of a sudden the James Frog, with everyone watching mind you, decided to relieve itself all over said shoe. It wasn't pretty either. I won't go into the details on this one.
"PRONGS!!" Sirius yelled.
"Eww!" Said some girls' beginning to giggle.
"Well I think dear Jamsie Really had to go!" Remus laughed as everyone burst out laughing. What appeared to be a smile spread across the frogs face as it looked up at its personal port-a-potty. Said potty, namely Sirius, quickly scourgified his shoe and immediately began trying to stomp on the James frog which made everyone laugh harder. James jumped away from harm with great ease thanks to years of Quidditch.
""Oh my goodness! Stop this instant!" yelled McGonagall. Sirius stopped as McGonagall changed James back to normal.
"You moron! Do you have any idea how much that hurt!?" James said wrapping his fingers around Sirius's neck and throwing him to the ground. Sirius choked James back. James being stronger threw Sirius toward the wall. He hit a desk knocking it over. Several girls screamed. Remus and Peter just watched in amusement because to them this happened daily. They usually laughed about it afterwards.
Sirius got up and charged at James who stood ready. An inch away from James, Sirius was lifted into the air followed by James. They still attempted to strangle each other but seeing that they couldn't reach they gave up and crossed their arms over their chest breathing hard.
"Disgraceful! I've never seen such behavior. Two weeks detention with Filch for the both of you starting Monday." Upon hearing Filch's name they both grinned and cheerily said "Aye aye captain!" McGonagall looked at them with disgust one more time before releasing them and continuing with the lesson.
"Well that was fun!" Whispered James as they sat down.
"Great way to start off a birthday. But I didn't like your little present." Sirius whispered back.
"Well... I had to go. And your face scared the crap out of me." James grinned.
"Shut it." Sirius growled, "Anyway we need to get to business. I think dear old Snivelus deserves a nice birthday song."
"What have you got in mind?"
"Lets just say Snape isn't going to be wearing clean underwear for awhile." Sirius replied grinning.
"Excellent!" James said, "Let's tell Moony and Wormtail."
The two quickly wrote a note and folded it into a paper airplane landing it on Remus's desk.
Remus quickly picked it up and read:
Moony,
Think of anyway to get out of class. We have a song to sing. We have an escape plan already. Pass this on to Wormtail.
Prongs and Padfoot.
Remus sent on the message.
"Umm professor?" James said interrupting a very boring lecture.
"Yes Mr. Potter?" She answered rather annoyed.
"These bruises on our necks are beginning to really hurt," He said indicating the newly forming finger shaped bruises on his and Sirius's necks, "May we go to the hospital wing?" He thought he heard a 'humph' from the direction of Lily Evans.
"Fine, just do me a favor and don't come back till tomorrow." McGonagall replied.
"Thank you" Sirius said as the two headed toward the door. They leaned against the wall and waited. A moment or two later Remus and Peter joined them.
"Where are we going?" Remus asked.
"Well first to the dungeons to get Snape's underwear and then we proceed to the Great Hall." Sirius replied.
"Great!" Squealed Peter. James rolled his eyes.
The Marauders made their way to the Slytherin common room. They said the password (Pureblood) and headed to the boy's staircase out of habit. They entered Snape's dorm and stood in front of Snape's trunk.
"Okay, we have exactly 30 minutes till our next class starts so were going to have to make this quick. Chopsticks!" Sirius said and they all transfigured chopsticks. They carefully lifted all of Snape's underwear making sure they didn't touch them and headed toward the Great hall.
"This is going to be a very interesting lunch!" said Sirius happily as they quickly made their way.
A/N: sorry bout the wait! I had soccer camp one week and then I went to the beach for a week so I haven't been on the computer for a while! I hope ya enjoyed this and I will get the next chapter out as quick as possible.
NOW go press that BUTTON that will make me do MY FAVORITE DANCE EVER! THE CHA CHA SLIDE!!!
"Good job Sirius!"
"Brilliant! Did you see the look on Snape's face?"
"Thank you, Thank you." Sirius said bowing to his admirers.
"Sirius, Spare me." James joked.
"Oh come on Prongs! I have to please my fans. I can't help it if I'm the most popular marauder."
"Please Sirius, James has way more admirers."
"What ever Moony. Besides, who's got all the presents? I've got so many you have to help me carry them to the room! I think I've gotton a present from at least half the girl's in the school. And just think, lessons haven't even started yet! Presents here I come!"
"Greedy much?" asked peter as they all laughed at Sirius's behavior.
When they got to the common room they piled all they presents in a corner of the room. Then they headed for Transfiguration. They whispered all the way there about what to do to Snape next. Then Sirius all of a sudden just slammed up against the wall.
"Now look at yourself Black." Said Snape laughing, "Now I can put whatever curse I want to on you!" Sirius just started laughing. "What's so funny?"
"Well Snape, I always knew that Slytherins were all hexes and no brains. You probably couldn't come up with a good prank if your filthy, greasy life depended on it. Your little brain couldn't handle it."
"Why you!"
"No, no, no!" Sirius said pointing his finger, "you still haven't figured it out." Sirius put his left hand in his pocket and pulled out his wand. "Oh look! My hands can move! Expliarmis! (Didn't spell that right i know)"
Snape's wand shot up into the air and into Sirius's hand.
"Well that was easy enough." Said Sirius flipping the wand in-between his fingers, "Even I thought you were smarter than that. "
"Give me my wand!" Snape yelled trying to get his hands on the wand.
"No, no, no. You might try to harm other innocent people" Sirius smiled, "Anyway, do you fetch?"
"Accio Snape's wand" yelled James. The wand flew to him at the end of the corridor. Snape sprinted after it.
"Accio Snape's wand!" Yelled Peter up a few flights of stairs.
"Accio Snape's wand!" Remus finally called as he caught the wand and threw it into the girl's bathroom.
"Nooo!" The marauders could hear Snape yell as they met back up on the fourth floor.
"That went well!" Sirius laughed.
"Yea, well we couldn't let him ruin our dear Padfoot's birthday now could we."
"Hey, I got the wand and gave you time. I'm the mastermind here." Sirius said walking around the halls like he was the most brilliant thing to ever walk the planet.
"Padfoot, Your head's so big I don't see how you fit through doors." James said.
"It's because I'm perfect in every way."
"Ok, so Sirius is getting in touch with his feminine side." Said Remus edging away from Sirius slowly.
"Moony, like don't be so like mean!" Sirius said in a high voice.
They entered into McGonagall room and listened to her drone on and on for about twenty minutes before they were actually allowed to start transfiguring a desk into a frog.
"This is to easy." James said flicking his wand with a bored expression making an unmistakable frog.
"To right you are" Sirius replied who was transfiguring the desk beside him, "Although mine is much better."
James looked over in disbelief "Is not! Mine is most definitely the greenest loudest frog ever."
"Oh your mistaken my friend. Do you have any ears? Mine is definitely the loudest."
"Oh ya?" James asked pointing his wand at his frog and whispering a very difficult incantation. The frog immediately multiplied into three. "Beat that for loud."
"With pleasure." Sirius said multiplying four frogs from his.
James multiplied five more. Sirius smiled and made six. James smiled mischievously and multiplied seven. This went on until each boy had 100 frogs. The room was a complete fiasco. There were frogs everywhere. They were jumping on the floor, on desk, shelves, in people's bags, it was chaos. One was even taking residence in McGonagall's hair who was heading straight for the boys, as fast as the frogs would let her of course. James was particularly delighted to see Lily Evans in the far corner trying to stun any frog that came near her, shrieking when one jumped on her.
Meanwhile Sirius wearing a crazy grin slowly raised his wand.
"What?" asked James worriedly, "I remember that grin. You wear it when you think you've come up with the perfect prank to play on me. And worst of all it's usually a very painful experience for me."
"Well Prongs, I've always wondered what you would look like as a frog!" said Sirius and before James could mutter a huh? He found himself just level with Sirius's shoe. He lifted a hand to find it green and webbed. He had become a flawless frog with a black circle around each eye. Worst of all was that he ached all over. 'This is way worst than Quidditch' he thought letting out a low ribbet.
"Well Jamsie, who's the best now?" Sirius asked triumphantly.
The James frog began jumping up and down angrily.
"Hey everyone! Meet James the frog, my new creation!" Sirius shouted.
Everyone turned and Remus asked "Is that really James?"
"Yup, the one and only. See the eyes?" Sirius stated proudly.
"It is James " Exclaimed peter. Everyone started to laugh. As the laughter got louder Remus began to look more worried.
" Umm mate" He said to Sirius, "I don't think James is to happy with you at the moment."
James began hopping toward Sirius's shoe.
"Of course he's mad, that was the plan." Sirius grinned wider but failed to notice the frog that hopped onto his shoe. All of a sudden the James Frog, with everyone watching mind you, decided to relieve itself all over said shoe. It wasn't pretty either. I won't go into the details on this one.
"PRONGS!!" Sirius yelled.
"Eww!" Said some girls' beginning to giggle.
"Well I think dear Jamsie Really had to go!" Remus laughed as everyone burst out laughing. What appeared to be a smile spread across the frogs face as it looked up at its personal port-a-potty. Said potty, namely Sirius, quickly scourgified his shoe and immediately began trying to stomp on the James frog which made everyone laugh harder. James jumped away from harm with great ease thanks to years of Quidditch.
""Oh my goodness! Stop this instant!" yelled McGonagall. Sirius stopped as McGonagall changed James back to normal.
"You moron! Do you have any idea how much that hurt!?" James said wrapping his fingers around Sirius's neck and throwing him to the ground. Sirius choked James back. James being stronger threw Sirius toward the wall. He hit a desk knocking it over. Several girls screamed. Remus and Peter just watched in amusement because to them this happened daily. They usually laughed about it afterwards.
Sirius got up and charged at James who stood ready. An inch away from James, Sirius was lifted into the air followed by James. They still attempted to strangle each other but seeing that they couldn't reach they gave up and crossed their arms over their chest breathing hard.
"Disgraceful! I've never seen such behavior. Two weeks detention with Filch for the both of you starting Monday." Upon hearing Filch's name they both grinned and cheerily said "Aye aye captain!" McGonagall looked at them with disgust one more time before releasing them and continuing with the lesson.
"Well that was fun!" Whispered James as they sat down.
"Great way to start off a birthday. But I didn't like your little present." Sirius whispered back.
"Well... I had to go. And your face scared the crap out of me." James grinned.
"Shut it." Sirius growled, "Anyway we need to get to business. I think dear old Snivelus deserves a nice birthday song."
"What have you got in mind?"
"Lets just say Snape isn't going to be wearing clean underwear for awhile." Sirius replied grinning.
"Excellent!" James said, "Let's tell Moony and Wormtail."
The two quickly wrote a note and folded it into a paper airplane landing it on Remus's desk.
Remus quickly picked it up and read:
Moony,
Think of anyway to get out of class. We have a song to sing. We have an escape plan already. Pass this on to Wormtail.
Prongs and Padfoot.
Remus sent on the message.
"Umm professor?" James said interrupting a very boring lecture.
"Yes Mr. Potter?" She answered rather annoyed.
"These bruises on our necks are beginning to really hurt," He said indicating the newly forming finger shaped bruises on his and Sirius's necks, "May we go to the hospital wing?" He thought he heard a 'humph' from the direction of Lily Evans.
"Fine, just do me a favor and don't come back till tomorrow." McGonagall replied.
"Thank you" Sirius said as the two headed toward the door. They leaned against the wall and waited. A moment or two later Remus and Peter joined them.
"Where are we going?" Remus asked.
"Well first to the dungeons to get Snape's underwear and then we proceed to the Great Hall." Sirius replied.
"Great!" Squealed Peter. James rolled his eyes.
The Marauders made their way to the Slytherin common room. They said the password (Pureblood) and headed to the boy's staircase out of habit. They entered Snape's dorm and stood in front of Snape's trunk.
"Okay, we have exactly 30 minutes till our next class starts so were going to have to make this quick. Chopsticks!" Sirius said and they all transfigured chopsticks. They carefully lifted all of Snape's underwear making sure they didn't touch them and headed toward the Great hall.
"This is going to be a very interesting lunch!" said Sirius happily as they quickly made their way.
A/N: sorry bout the wait! I had soccer camp one week and then I went to the beach for a week so I haven't been on the computer for a while! I hope ya enjoyed this and I will get the next chapter out as quick as possible.
NOW go press that BUTTON that will make me do MY FAVORITE DANCE EVER! THE CHA CHA SLIDE!!!