NOT GONNA HAPPEN

1. People aged 14 and under - ...Do I really need to explain this?! I AIN'T A FUCKIN' PEDO!

2. Lolis - Yeah...I am not a fan of Lolis...It is WAY too close to children

3. Yaoi - Before you get your torches and say I am a homophobe; I would like to say I am alright with same sex pairings...I really don't wanna read or see two guys doing the Shagaland Shimmy in the bedroom...I still feel like vomiting from reading a certain chapter involving a 38-year-old man sucking an 18-year-old boy's dick.

4. Femdom - Look, call me sexist but to me...femdom ain't hot! It is disturbing! I'll only write femdom if it is yuri.

5. Futa - OK...let me just say this: DICKS DON'T BELONG ON CHICKS! IT IS GROSS WITH A CAPITAL G! If it involves a strap-on then that is different

6. Beastality - No Fucking Way!

7. Animals having sex - This is not Animal Planet!

8. Characters aged 60 and Over - Do I really wanna read a fic where an elderly couple are doing it? NO!

9. Incest - THIS AIN'T SWEET HOME ALABAMA! And before you ask...if there is both a hot mother and daughter or two hot sisters...I'll only do one or the other! Not both of them!

10. Genderbending - OK...WHY IS THIS A THING?! Sorry but genderbending is just wrong!

11. Over Populated pairings - Some I may do, but I wanna be unique here. This is Fanfiction for a reason ya know.

12. Pregnant Women - AW HELL NAW! When a woman is pregnant...NO SEX ALLOWED! They need to be cared for.

13. Overweight women - Sorry, but I prefer my ladies to be skinny to slightly chubby.

14. Piss and Scat Play - ...Who the FUCK! FINDS THIS SHIT HOT?! I need a bucket just thinking about it...

15. Mummification – You want Mummification? READ A BOOK ON ANCIENT EGYPT!

16. Overdose of Latex – The idea is to SEE the person tied up. Not wrap them like a turkey sandwich.

17. Necrophillia – Dead people being fucked or fucking? ARE YOU FUCKNG INSANE?!

18. Nappy Play – OK. This? Is just wrong. Nappies or for babies or really old men with bladder problems.

19. Real life people – Oh hell no. I am no gossipy tabloid trash bag!

20. Reader Inserts – Eh. Just not my style

21. Trans - Honestly, I have no idea on how to write a trans person without making it sound offensive abd I would not find out

22. Franchises I have never heard of - I can't write a story if I have no clue about the franchise. If I know it then I'll write it.

What I will Write

1. Aged up characters - To bypass the first won't write rule, you can choose to age up the characters if they are kids in canon.

2. Anthro and gijinkas - Why not? Writers tend to do so for Pokémon and My Little Pony...just don't make it like Cats (2019)...Ew...

3. Yuri - Yeah...I'm a perv. In fact this is only when I'll probably do femdom

4. Unique pairings - This is fanfiction, so branch out!

5. Some canon and popular pairings - Well there are some pairings I do like, so I will do them.

6. Crossover pairings - Ahh what the hell? I'll do crossovers!

Pairings I will NEVER do:

Lincoln Loud x Ronnie Anne Santiago
Natsu Dragneel x Lucy HEartfillia
Gray Fullbuster x Juvia Lockser
Jellal Fernandes x Erza Scarlet

Spike x Rarity

Applejack x Rainbow Dash

Sunset Shimmer x Twilight Sparkle

Those are the guidelines. For The story request, here is the layout

Title:
Fandom/X-Over:
Character/Pairing:
Bondage Level:
Equipment Used: (Stuff like rope, cuffs, gags etc.)
Extra Actions: (Things like blowjobs, whipping,
Sex type: (Vaginal or Anal)
Sex Position: (I don't really know what positions are there other than the doggy, missionary and the traditional, so you may need to find out for yourself)