I am so sorry for all the cliff hangers, but if I didn't use them, people wouldn't read as much. Always leave them begging for more, they say. By the by, the white haired boy is me, the mighty Kaizer Xi. You will be meeting the other Kaizers soon, so prepare for the delightful mayhem of my imagination. I don't own Zim of Nny, and I don't own Jhonen. I think you would understand that by now. Read on, presumptuous blood sacks, read on. By the way, there are only 18 Kaizers. My bad.

Part the Sixth: Horrible Impressions.

Zim and Johnny followed the boy down the hall, very confused. Xi turned back, smiling in such a friendly way. "I know you're having trouble believing this, but it IS true. My brother's are in here, come now."

They walked into a large room, clad in white carpet and purple wallpaper. Three people were sitting at a table, which had sandwiches and milk on it. The first one was dressed in a baggy jeans and an equally baggy T-shirt. The jeans were blue, and the shirt was white and had a red 'A' on it. He also had an A on his forehead. His hair was red and orange, combed up. The second one, in the middle was clad in black shorts, a black T-shirt with a bunny on the front, which had a nail through it. He had pink, spiky hair. He also wore glasses, but you knew that, didn't you? Anyway, the third one was obviously gay. Tight, black jeans, a tight, pink tank top, and green hair, long and woven into a ponytail. The symbol for the Greek letter, theta, was also on his forehead. The green haired one, named Theta, sipped his milk, listening to the other two talk.

"And I was really tired, and Rob and Roman looked like jelly beans, and I really hate jelly beans.", Jhonen said, helping himself to a sandwich.

"That reminds me of the time Xi turned Theta into a snake and set a ferret loose in the house. You should have seen it! There was ferret shit all over the place!", Alpha, with red hair, exclaimed, taking a swig of his beer. "Theta killed the snake eventually, but he wouldn't come out of the house for 3 days. He survived by eating shoes."

"Maybe I should tell him about that little charade we had at last years' Christmas party?", Theta muttered, giving a saucy grin and a wink.

Alpha blushed and looked away. "Damn egg nog…"

Johnny walked up, standing in front of Jhonen.

"So…You're the one who created me, eh?", Johnny said, bending over and smiling.

"Why, yes, Johnny. I drew you and created your world.", Jhonen replied, setting down his milk.

"Just needed to check. YOU BASTARD!", Johnny shrieked, lunging at Jhonen, knocking the table over and strangling the cartoonist's neck.

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! IT'S YOU WHO MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL! YOU WHO MADE ME TRY TO KILL DEVI! YOU WHO MADE SQUEE'S LIFE MISERABLE! YOU WHO PUT THE DOUGHBOYS AND THAT LITTLE BURGER DEMON INTO MY HEAD! I'LL KILL YOU!", he screamed, ripping a knife from his boot. He was about to shred Jhonen to a bloody pulp, when Xi and Zim leaped on him, pulling him off of the young man.

"FUCK! LET ME GO! I'LL RIP OUT HIS INTESTINES AND FEED THEM TO HIM! THAT SHIT!", Johnny screamed, swinging the knife wildly. Xi grabbed his shoulder, squeezing hard. Nny fell unconscious, plummeting to the floor. Xi sighed.

"I see everyone is getting along fine…."

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