Though no one has reviewed chapter 7 yet, I am in my writing mood. I think I am, anyway… If I have a chapter done, then I will have been. If not, then you won't be reading this. Wait… Nevermind. I own nothing but the Kaizers. I hope this chapter is all right. I'm a bit stressed.
Part the Eighth: Horrible things of Doom and Horror
The hospital wing of the Kaizer mansion. Jhonen is seen being treated by healers, and Johnny is being pumped with memory-erasing chemicals. Xi shook his head, his hand over his eyes.
"I am so sorry, Mr. Vasquez. I would have never guessed.", Xi groaned, with half a mind to kick Johnny. Jhonen coughed, being massaged by one of the nurses. "Xi, if I knew about this, I would have gotten attacked a long time ago.", he rasped, as close as he could get to a laugh. One of the nurses tapped his shoulder, smiling charmingly.
"Time for your sponge bath, Mr. Vasquez.", she said, wheeling his bed out of the room. Jhonen was obviously as jolly as a Roger. But, interrupting the happy little moment, a huge crash was heard near the front door. Xi ran to the sound, Zim following out of the bathroom. They reached the stairs, and saw a titanic space ship crashed through the wall. A beam shot from it, three persons forming from the beam. The first was Captain Lard Nar, standing triumphantly with a giant gun. The second was a strange alien. He was a floating curved arrow, blue in color, with a purple circle for a face. He was two sections, the lower a short arrow. He was armed with a giant mallet attached to his head. His name was Shloogapooptis. The third was Dib, grinning maniacally with his huge laser ax, a pair of scanner sunglasses replacing his old ones. He was also clad in a Resisty uniform. Xi stood there, a confused look on his face. He looked to Zim, his finger on his mouth.
"Do you know these people?", he asked, biting his nail. Zim scowled furiously at Dib, half enraged and half jealous. "DIB! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU LITTLE EARTH MONKEY!?", he demanded, his finger pointed at Dib. He grinned wider, gripping his weapon. "This chase ends now, Zim! I'm going to do worse than what you did to me! DIE, YOU SICK ALIEN SCUM!", he shouted, leaping dramatically at the invader. He was abruptly stopped in midair, however, by Xi. The deity smiled calmly, spinning Dib in the air. "So you're Dib, I've heard much about you. So, the big-headed crazy kid found some friends?"
"MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!", he protested, struggling in the air. Xi yawned, smacking him against the wall, being suddenly zapped and smacked with the mallet. He was flung back, smashing through the wall. Dib was released, falling to the ground, his ax snapping in half. Xi flew out, an annoyed look on his face. A bit of advise in case you ever visit Dimension 52; do not, under any circumstance, make Xi mad. Not even slightly. He whistled, his eyes flashing outrageous colors. 17 people appeared around him, all of them strange looking. Xi's smile returned, his baton appearing in the air and being grabbed.
"KAIZER'S ATTACK!"
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