Due to recent demands, this shall be the epilogue for the story. I am sorry if you are upset with me killing off almost every character in the show, but I write what I think. That and I am EVIL. You dig? Wonderful. Enjoy the ending.
Jhonen scowled at Xi, his hair very messy. He DID get that sponge bath, you know.
"YOU KILLED MY CHARACTERS!?", he asked incredulously, his fist raised at the Kaizer. Xi, ever composed, raised his hands defeatedly, smiling modestly as if he had just been praised. "Yes, I admit we may have overdone it a bit, but-"
"YOU KILLED MY ART!", he screamed, grabbing a golf club that had seemingly appeared from nowhere. He raised it and swung down, the club being caught and bent in half by Xi. "LISTEN YOU SCRIBBLING MANIAC!", Xi yelled, throwing the club down. "I can fix it, but I won't if you won't shut up and let me work!", he finished, storming down the hall, which was being cleaned by seemingly living cleaning utensils. He stepped into a room which started as a long, spiral staircase, and ended with a crystal console, a pair of giant grey gloves upon it. Xi began putting them on, Jhonen looking angrily. "And WHAT, prey tell, are you going to do?", he demanded, walking up to the desk. "I'm going to change reality, that's what.", he said, quite savvy.
"Wait, you can do that?", Jhonen piped up, looking to Xi.
"Yes, thank you very much!.", Xi cried indignantly, waving the gloves which were glowing with gray energy. a darkness passed over them, and a bright light following it. The lighting stabilized, and Xi sighed, a bit tired. "There. All is well. They have no memory of the events. However..."
Reverend MEAT screamed, waving his arms in terror. Johnny looked at him questioningly. "What's wrong with you?", he asked, not really caring.
"I... just had a REALLY bad dream..."