Author's Note: This is kind of a random type of fic'.
Brief Scenes with Harry and Snape
Scene One:
Snape: Potter! What are you doing in the teacher's bathroom?
Harry: This isn't the teacher's bathroom…
Snape: Oopsy… my bad… (drops towel and runs away)
Harry: (wide-eyed) Nice view, Professor!
Scene Two:
Snape: (is freezing in snow)
Harry: Have you got a bid wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Snape: (looks down) Detention, Potter.
Harry: Oh goody.
Snape: With Filch!
Harry: Damn it!
Snape:10 points from Gryffindor.
Scene Three:
Harry: (looks like he dropped a load in his pants)
Snape: Potter, what are you jumping about for?
Harry: Bloody weggie!
Snape: A what?
Harry: Is my underwear showing?
Snape: No.
Harry: Oh. Well do you want it to?
Snape: (scowls)
Scene Four:
Harry: Professor Snape?
Snape: What do you want?
Harry: Do you sleep on your stomach?
Snape: None of your business.
Harry: So you do then?
Snape: No.
Harry: Can I?
Snape: What?
Harry: Sleep on your stomach?
Snape: (storms off)
Scene Five:
Harry: (breaks into Snape's chambers)
Snape: (getting undressed for shower)
Harry: (still hiding)
Snape: (takes off shirt leaving him in only boxers)
Harry: (jumps out) Hey! You think you're too sexy for your shirt, too sexy for your shirt, too sexy for it?
Snape: (recovering from minor heart attack) POTTER!
Harry: Do you know that I'm too sexy for my shirt?
Snape: I highly doubt that.
Harry: I love your clean shaven look, Professor. How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
Snape: A lot better knowing that you're not one of them. I think I'll grow a moustache.
Harry: (moans) I want my teddy bear back!
Snape: OUT! NOW!
Well what do you think?