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Let us tell you from the start, some people are not going to like these. They're dumb and downright ridiculous, but infinitely entertaining. Basically, they make fun of the slashfics which are sooooo incredibly angsty... not that we haven't written any of those ourselves...
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Elrond was walking around Rivendell when this dude with a ponytail fell from the sky. He jumped up and said, "I'm Éomer, and I just fell from the sky." Elrond blinked. "I'm Elrond, and I'm lonely." Éomer walked toward him and said, "We have both suffered much." Elrond said, "True that. Let's shag." Then they shagged.
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So that's how they work. All reviews are accepted. Positive reviews will reassure us that we aren't alone in the world, and flames will be used to burn the souls of the innocent, or toast marshmallows, depending on whether or not we feel like s'mores.