Farmer Maggot's dog, Peaches, was walking through the woods, practicing his bark, when he heard howling from a tree. Then a huge wolf ghost jumped out of the trunk and said, "I'm Huan the hound. I am dead. Celegorm sucks, and I died. Carcharoth sucks." Peaches blinked. "You have suffered much." Then they shagged.... doggy style.