Boromir was at Amon Hen fighting Uruk-hai and crap like that. Then Lurtz came over the hill in slow motion. Their eyes met. Boromir said, "Whoa, you're buff." Lurtz said, "True that. Let's shag." Then they tried to shag, but Lurtz was asexual. Boromir said, "Ha ha, you're asexual." Then Lurtz killed him.