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"What do you mean she disappeared in the parking lot?" Eric asked.

"I mean, the video footage in the garage shows her there one minute, and gone the next." Michael replied, pacing back and forth.

"And you think that she was abducted?" Eric asked, covering up a laugh.

"YES! Those aliens kidnapped her! You know, the ones in Area 51 that we aren't suppose to talk about?!" Michael exclaimed.

"Um..." Eric hesitated. What aliens? And what's this "Area 51" Vaughn's talking about?

"Earth to Weiss, hello, are you there?!" Michael exclaimed, frantic.

"Yeah, I'm here. But, I don't think that Syd was 'abducted' by aliens." Eric replied, laughing.

"She was too! And I've got proof!" Michael exclaimed, then ran off to who knows where.

A few minutes later, he came back, waving a video tape.

"Come on! Let's take this to Marshall!" Michael exclaimed, dragging Weiss to Marshall's office.

"Hello, Vaughn, Weiss." Marshall stammered, "Need some thing? You know, I was talking to Carrie and..."

Michael cut him off. "We need you to look at this tape, and tell us where Sydney went."

"Um, sure. It shouldn't take more than a couple minutes. So, what do you think happened to her?" Marshall asked, placing the tape in a VCR.

"Vaughn..." Eric began.

"WE!" Michael chimed in.

"Right." Eric half-heartedly agreed, "We think that she was abducted by aliens."

"Aliens? Like the ones in Area 51 that we aren't suppose to talk about?" Marshall asked, getting excited.

"Exactly!" Michael exclaimed.

Eric sighed. "The two of you... are crazy."

Vaughn waved him off, and continued to talk to Marshall about the aliens and Area 51.

Suddenly, they heard a BEEP on the TV screen.

"Hold on, I think we've got something!" Marshall exclaimed. The three of them watched intently as they say Sydney, and flash of light, and then POOF! Syd was gone.

"I'm telling you, it's got to be the aliens!" Michael exclaimed.

"Or maybe it's the Covenant." Eric suggested.

"NO WAY!" Marshall and Michael exclaimed simultaneously.

"Uh, yes way?" Eric said, puzzled.

"NO WAY!" They repeated.

"Whatever. The two of you can think that its aliens all you want. Just leave me out of it." Eric requested.

"Sure, but you'll be missing out on all of the fun!" Michael exclaimed.

"What-ever!" Eric said, leaving Michael and Marshall to their alien theories.