Disclaimer: Only read this if you are looking for some laughs, please. I
own ALIAS like I own cheese. I do not own cheese; therefore I do not own
ALIAS. However, if I did own ALIAS, I wouldn't have had to make up
Catherine, nor would I be coming up with alien-laden plots for FAN fiction.
See, let's analyze the title... Fan means that you enjoy something and May
possibility start/join a cult devoted to this thing, wither it be a TV
show, or a sport. Fiction means that it is not reality, it is "fictional"
So, what I'm trying to say is, I DON'T OWN ALIAS!!! Ghee! You need Dr.
Barnett in your life if you think I do own such a wonderful, wonderful
show!!! Now, on with the story! (Maybe)
Weiss had been asleep since post-Vaughn dancing phase, and it turns out that he had missed a whole... five minutes of interesting flight stuff. Namely, the uplink of the "key" (if one could call it that) that would rescue Sydney from her alien captors. It was a rather strange key... apparently; these aliens were pretty low-tech creatures. The key was a regular 3 ½ sized floppy disc. Marshall hadn't been all too sure about what was on the disc, so he had warned them not to insert it into any computers. Like someone would be stupid enough to do that! Well, maybe a certain Mr. Cabbage patcher, cough, cough, VAUGHN cough, cough. But, as long as the duo of Weiss and Vaughn could get this key and turn it over to the tech crew that had gone with them to Moscow, everything would be a- okay. Unless this floppy disc was a decoy placed by the Covenant, as Jack strongly suspected. However, we won't get into that, because of a pin- point of matter-antimatter in a void.
"Hey, Vaughn, how do you want to go about getting the key?" Weiss asked.
"Well, first I want to scan for any alien life, and then scan for any sort of magical or technological barrier. After that, I think that we can retrieve it safely." Vaughn replied.
"Sounds... good" Weiss agreed, trying not to laugh.
"GOOD!" Vaughn exclaimed.
Weiss nodded, and then went back to sleep.
Weiss had been asleep since post-Vaughn dancing phase, and it turns out that he had missed a whole... five minutes of interesting flight stuff. Namely, the uplink of the "key" (if one could call it that) that would rescue Sydney from her alien captors. It was a rather strange key... apparently; these aliens were pretty low-tech creatures. The key was a regular 3 ½ sized floppy disc. Marshall hadn't been all too sure about what was on the disc, so he had warned them not to insert it into any computers. Like someone would be stupid enough to do that! Well, maybe a certain Mr. Cabbage patcher, cough, cough, VAUGHN cough, cough. But, as long as the duo of Weiss and Vaughn could get this key and turn it over to the tech crew that had gone with them to Moscow, everything would be a- okay. Unless this floppy disc was a decoy placed by the Covenant, as Jack strongly suspected. However, we won't get into that, because of a pin- point of matter-antimatter in a void.
"Hey, Vaughn, how do you want to go about getting the key?" Weiss asked.
"Well, first I want to scan for any alien life, and then scan for any sort of magical or technological barrier. After that, I think that we can retrieve it safely." Vaughn replied.
"Sounds... good" Weiss agreed, trying not to laugh.
"GOOD!" Vaughn exclaimed.
Weiss nodded, and then went back to sleep.