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Humor House

Chapter 5 - Dancers

She sat on her knees as her laugh subsided and just stared. Her favorite and only bed was wrecked. Kagome was so frustrated right know she could cry. After all the laughing and instead of crying she screamed while pulling her hair. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Now, they new they were in big trouble. "I tell you to stay put and what do I come home to? ... A bunch of crazy animals!"

Sango and Shippo looked at Kagome, "Are you ok?" asked Sango gently.

Kagome turned her head and looked at her annoyed, "Would you be, if your bed was broken in half?" Kagome couldn't look at them any longer.

"I'm going out side to get some fresh air!" she screamed as she ran down the stairs and out the door, running over the pile of Inuyasha and Miroku, knocking the wind out of both of them.

Kagome stopped and yelled up the stairs to her 'friends', "Stay in the living room and watch TV! Don't do anything dangerous!" She then sighed and went out side to blow off some steam.

Sango and Shippo came down the stairs and saw the disgruntled pair. "Let's listen to Kagome and not make her anymore frustrated." Inuyasha suggested.

Everyone looked at him and looked at him with their mouth agape. "What's the matter?" he asked.

"You've never used such a big vocabulary before." Miroku stated. "And you never hardly consider Kagome's feelings! It's amazing!"

This comment earned the monk a huge bump on his head. Inuyasha got up and walked over to the couch and sat down, followed by the others.

"Turn on little box thingy!" he yelled at the TV. It wouldn't turn on and Inuyasha was getting mad, really mad at it. He was about to punch it and make it turn on, but Sango saved the TV, and turned it on from the remote, the way Kagome had shown her earlier.

Grandpa then came in and took the remote from Sango, pushed some buttons on it and saw a different picture on it. Wait what was that on the TV? A bunch of girls dancing and they were NAKED!!!!! The song they were listening to was the Thong Song.'

They all stared at it for a moment, Shippo broke the silence. "What are they doing and what are those thingy's?" Sango realized what he was asking and covered his eyes. He struggled to get free!

"I only asked an innocent question!"

"And if Kagome was here, it would get us into a lot of trouble!" replied Sango.

"What is it?" Shippo was still trying to pry her hand off his eyes.

"It's nothing Shippo." Sango looked over at Miroku, her glare was furious!

Once Miroku saw what was on the screen, his eyes were glued to the TV. It was more than half naked women dancing in front of the TV, and Miroku was ogling it! In the background you could hear his hysterical laughing and the scary smile that was plastered on his face.

Grandpa laughed at him, "You like tat too huh." he stated.

"How do they get in there? Can we go in too? Can we touch them?" Miroku asked excited.

Just then a refreshed Kagome came in. She looked up at the TV, "Ack! Who turned that channel on?" asked Kagome. Everyone pointed a Grandpa accusingly.

Kagome had managed to get the remote from Grandpa and turn the TV off before Shippo pulled Sango's hand off his face. He wanted to know what was on that box! GGGGRRRR!

"Grandpa," Kagome said in a low voice and gradually got louder, "I thought I told you to delete that channel!"

Grandpa was starting to walk away slowly, with the remote in hand.(Remote deletes the channel) Kagome looked at her hand, and glared at him.

"When did you steal that from my hand?"

Grandpa looked at her innocently, "When you were yelling."

If Kagome was a demon, everyone, including the house, would have been burned to a crisp.

"Get back here now!" she yelled, while chasing him, like a wild goose chase.

She finally got fed up with him, took off her shoe and threw it at him, knocking him out cold. Kagome brushed off her hands and went back to the group.

"Well he's out cold." She stated.

"Miroku, stop hugging the TV." she said. "It's already been turned off." Miroku hollered in horror.

"You killed them! Turn the naked women back on!" Miroku yelled at Kagome. She stared him down and then he stopped.

Souta had decided to come down stairs and check out what all the commotion was about. He then thought of a question and appeared at the side of Miroku.

"You're the one that likes the demon slayer, right?"

"Yes!" Miroku said quickly.

"Well, all you need to do is get her to dance for you and there you go!" Souta replied. "And just get her to wear this and play these songs in the background" Souta pulled out a red, skimpy bikini and handed it to Miroku. Sango was turning blood red from embarrassment and anger, how could a little boy suggest that?

"I don't think Kagome would mind!" Souta smiled.

"Why would Kagome mind?" asked Miroku.

Souta looked at Miroku. "Well, it was hers. She used to go to the beach in that!"

Everyone's mouth was agape. Kagome had just realized what Souta had brought. I was her red bikini she wore once, I repeat once to the beach, because her friends requested it.

At that time everyone looked at her, Inuyasha was delirious! He didn't know such skimpy clothing existed, much less that Kagome would wear something like that!

Know both Sango and Kagome were blood red from anger and pure embarrassment! They sent him flying to Tim Buck Two by their hands.

Ok, know that that's over, Kagome could get ready to take them out to eat. She had wanted her mom to cook for them, but she disappeared some where.

"Umm, would ya'll like to go out to eat somewhere?" She asked changing the subject.

A/N I hope ya'll like this!